Which of these asses are sexiest to look at?

Which of these asses are sexiest to look at?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    right, I like big pale butts.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left one, it looks much firmer

      Who's got the best taste?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me. Right is badically a big, flabby ass, while left is shapely and firm.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Big and flabby? This?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Very obviously, yes

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i will never feel this against my dick
            Why even live, bros?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left one, it looks much firmer

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the one on the right. Firmness is hotter than bigness

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean left, right? It looks much firmer.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you get banned from NSFFW or something

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    left seems to be a higher-poly model. look at the curves of their underwear, left is actually rounded, right has noticeable angles. Now, that's not a dealbreaker per se, you're talking to someone who was fapping to Night Elves dancing on mailboxes in 2005, in all their 800x600 glory. But, these days, we can do a lot better. So all else equal, I do think I take left.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whichever is on my face at the end of the night

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would it feel to have left vs right on your face?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The right, like a pale moon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          And the left?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like your face was being crushed in, but in a good way.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            And your face wouldn't be crushed by the right ass which is bigger?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's just water weight.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.puregym.com/blog/water-weight-what-is-it-and-why-does-it-matter/

            ....water weight?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm saying the left is a lot more firm, but the right would be a bit jigglier, like having a thick bag of water placed on your head.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, makes sense. Imagine the right ass just be smothered all over your face.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm imaginin' it, like a piece of thick piece of bologna laid on your face.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bologna is a city, anon XD

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You get what I'm layin' down, though.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually no. Unless you're saying that her ass on your face would be like a large, flabby pizza dough on your face.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, like that exactly.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spank or frick?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Both, simultaneously

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            How fat is her ass on a scale 1-5? 1 is buns of steel and 5 is buns of jello

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Definitely a 3.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            So a pretty normal ass then.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            4. It's not obese but definitely fat.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left. More polys, better texture mapping
    Right is like ps2 modelling

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your fat hairy ass anon <3

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look how it jiggles!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seek help

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  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Rachel is a jobber who exists only to be raped by Lord Femto.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right, I guess. Kinda samey.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sexiest ass

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