Which of the 13 colonies would you settle in?

Which of the 13 colonies would you settle in LULZ?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New York
    >No naggers and aristocratic LARPers
    >No religious radicals
    >Just making money and fucking bitches

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PA.

      >larp
      They were literally aristocrats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New York had landowners claiming lordship titles with holdings well in excess of 100,000 acres. The reason Vermont exists is literally because New York wannabe aristocrats tried to assert ownership over territory that already had yeoman farmers from New Hampshire living on it.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Connecticut, because thats the colony my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather settled in back in the 1650s

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >connecticut
      >1650s
      one of my ancestors was sent there as an indentured servant after getting captured by cromwell

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nova Scotia because I wouldn't have been a dirty turncoat. My ancestors were loyalist and some resettled in Ontario (and ironically came back to America decades later).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and ironically came back to America decades later
      Sorry homosexual, the damage has already been done, you are the eternal leaf.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ontario is a shithole. Canadian Detroit geographically with tons of Pajeets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So its not that he was loyal he was just a pussy

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rhode Island
    Don't want to leave New England but I couldn't pretend to be an actual religious Puritan, need religious freedom tbh

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New York.

    12 years after your image, Congress will pass the Northwest Ordinance, opening up the vast Northwest Territory. When that happens, New Yorker's will flood into the new territories; grabbing up land and power long before the other colonies knew what was happening.

    Pro Tip:
    > in 1816, a man named Edward Tiffin will claim that the entire state of Michigan is swamp land. When that happens, land will sell for pennies; at least until new surveyors show up and discover that it's the best farm land in the west

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pennsylvania
    Relatively temperate climate, beautiful landscapes, and no.. um, slaves

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised there aren't more Pennsylvania answers. Plus it had the de-facto capital of the colonies, Philadelphia, where you could go if you wanted any semblance of culture.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a bunch of places throught the colonies had the title of "de facto capital" because the Founding Fathers met at various Taverns all over the colonies thoughout the Revolutionary War. Connecticuit, Pennsylvania, New York, were all de facto capitals at one point.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For cities, Boston, Philadelphia and New York City only have the true claims to that title.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you like like ummm.. a homosexual?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Illinois. Settlers already lived here in the mid-1700s.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Dearborn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not one of the Thirteen Colonies, anon.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rhode Island

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    south carolina because that's where my Huguenot ancestors went

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coastal middle colonies are the place to be.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Netherland, so I can be surrounded by people instead of the *nglish

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tennessee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      retard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't stop me from going over them mountains and making settlments.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Indians will

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he would be another in a long list of settlers who the indians couldnt stop

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to Europe because I don't belong on stolen land

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Virginia is objectively the best state in the early United States

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      elab

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maine because I'm an autistic, innawoods shut-in but hate Apple-aychia.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Georgia, amass a massive slave plantation to field wealth, build up a navy and army of privateers and go to war against the Ottomans
    >t. Albanian

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would pick either Pennsylvania or Delaware. I'd like to own some farm land and raise cattle in the former, and just be a fisherman on the latter. Have you heard the tale of all those fish the New World had? It would've been amazing.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Massachussetts, maybe I could stop them becoming Unitarians (and it seemed like a nice place, like the most devoutly Christian of all the colonies)

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ho - all to the borders, Vermonters, come down,
    With your britches of deerskin and jackets of brown.
    With your red woolen caps and your moccasins come,
    To the gathering summons of trumpet and drum!

    Come down with your rifle; let gray wolf and fox
    Howl on in the shadow of primitive rocks.
    Let bear feed securely from pig-pen and stall,
    Here's two-legged game for your powder and ball!

    And cheer, cheer, the Green Mountaineer!
    And cheer, cheer, the Green Mountaineer!

    On the South came the Hessians, our land to police,
    And armed for the battle, while canting for peace.
    On our East came the British, the red-coated band,
    To hang up our leaders and eat up our land!

    Ho - all to the rescue, for Satan shall work,
    No gain for the legions of Hampshire and York.
    They claim our possession, the pitiful knaves,
    The tribute we pay shall be prisons and graves!

    And cheer, cheer, the Green Mountaineer!
    And cheer, cheer, the Green Mountaineer!

    We owe no allegiance, we bow to no throne,
    Our ruler is law, and the law is our own.
    Our leaders themselves are our own fellow men,
    Who can handle the sword, and the scythe, and the pen!

    Hurrah for Vermont! For the land that we till
    Must have sons to defend her, from valley and hill.
    Our vow is recorded, our banner unfurled,
    In the name of Vermont, we defy all the world!

    And cheer, cheer, the Green Mountaineer!
    And cheer, cheer, the Green Mountaineer!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Vermont
      While doing historical research on mid-1800's Michigan, I had occasion to read the book (see image). Very interesting story, revolving around the so-called "black snake incident" The short version...
      > Vermont, out in the middle of nowhere
      > the waterways flow north, creating trade route with Canada
      > American roads (at the time) did not connect with most of Vermont
      > President Jefferson, in continued beef with UK over impressment, creates embargo against exports to UK or Canada
      > Now most of state has to choose between starving or breaking the law
      > Vast corruption created (similar to prohibition), with everyone involved
      > comes to a head when smugglers, on 10 acre rafts, start open firing on army

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Southern Georgia

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