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which films disappointed you immeasurably and ruined your day?

which films disappointed you immeasurably and ruined your day?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cats (2019)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't she post on /b/?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I felt physical pain leaving the theater after this abomination.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is a good film that wasn't meant for your kind

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek the Third. It felt like a made-for-tv film. I hate it, and I don't even remember it. I just recall that horrible whiney voice of Justin Timberlake, and then getting pissed later because he's apparently in a relationship with Jessica Biel sometime after.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You. Have. No. Taste.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    killing them softly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you for reminding me of that giant let down. You know what other movie wasted a great story and all of its potential? An Australian movie called These Final Hours.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >These Final Hours.
        why didnt you like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you for reminding me of that giant let down. You know what other movie wasted a great story and all of its potential? An Australian movie called These Final Hours.

      plebs

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Memoria

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AVGN movie

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I had particular expectations and had looked forward to all of these.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, so I've never watched the movie (cus since when does Hollywood adapt books well), but did read the book "Paper Towns", and can say that it was a decent book. Nothing in particular, years later, I can point to in recommendation, but I thought it was an alright read. So, if the movie was genuinely horrivle, but you were looking forward to it, I suggest reading the book.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you but I'm just a big Cara fan. She was good but barely in it. Relatively speaking anyways. And I didn't really like her character although that's kinda the point in some way but I didn't like the way she was portrayed in any way at all so actually that would be interesting to see if the book differs from that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Killing of a Sacred Deer
      thank you, such a pompous piece of shit movie

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Star War Sequels because I actually hoped they'd be good before TFA came out.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything, Everywhere, All At Once

    Mostly because my favorite conservative streamer, Destiny, said he would literally think less of someone if they didn't like it 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't that good, it's just that most recent movies has been so shit that a decent one like this seems like a masterpiece.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >conservative

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      total piece of shit
      and destiny is a far-right groyper retard that knows nothing about movies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        far-righ? the guy that made LULZ angry many times is far right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          only a newfag would get angry at destiny. he either out spergs some brainlet alt lite homosexual or he loses embarrassingly to libshit retards like Sargon and naked ape either way it's all laughs

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cowboys Vs Aliens, Vacation, Dream House, and The Last Airbender

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman vs Superman. I was 16 years old so I had some copium deep in my heart that it would be a pretty good movie and I'd enjoy my experience watching it.

    Instead, little Bruce Wayne started flying in a tornado of bats in the first 5 minutes and my heart sunk. It was all downhill from there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I've softened on it, empathize with the director's intent, but I will never not be mad that the big screen debut of the World's Finest was so fucking bleh. Capeshit is made to dissapoint.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't believe this film. It changed everything about my perception in the motion picture business. I cannot decipher if it was a work of extraordinary genius or maddeningly stupidity brought to screen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, that’s not a shitpost made by a tv fag??? It has a Paul Blart meme poster feel to it.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boogie Nights.
    I thought it was going to be about disco.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Out of all the movies I watched, Sin City 2 definitely stood out. I was a huge fan of the first one and watched it I don't even know how many times. I was waiting for the sequel for years, didn't even read comics, trying not to spoil myself from the future enjoyment. An then the movie comes out and 2/3 of it are original and of a subpar quality.
    1. Joseph Gordon Lewitt. Nuf said.
    2. Nancy's storyline directly contradicted the timeline, established in the first movie
    3. A Damme To Kill For was the best, but the fact that they didn't even bother to get Clive Owen back greatly soiled the impression.
    It was overall so much weaker than original Sin City, it ended up the ultimate movie that disappointed me.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla vs Kong. I'm not going to go into details, but to me it was 20 years of build-up being washed straight down the drain so normalfags could watch another half baked fight movie. The whole experience pissed me off so much that I ranted about the movie to my girlfriend for 2 straight hours on the way back from the IMAX in a moment of the purest autistic bitterness

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    american history x ,pulp fiction , children of men after some redditard told me it's great

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Matter (2007)

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    many saints of newark

    truly a product of its time

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    snyder cut of the justice league
    genuinely wish i hadn't seen it

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to fuck reviewbrah's mom

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate this traitorous redditor piece of shit.

    Fuck him. He's dead to me.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it was the last 2 Hobbit movies. I grew up listening to The Hobbit as an audio book any time I was bedridden and sick (which amounts to an average of once per year) and basically know the book story as well as I know the LOTR trilogy, and the first movie was so enjoyable that I saw it 4 times in the cinema, only for them to ruin the rest with forced nonexistant characters and retarded inter-species romance plotlines that ultimately lead nofuckingwhere. Not to mention the shitty cgi and what not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the hobbit already got the greatest adaptation of all time, movie wasn't needed

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every film i've watched

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironically the revenant, watched it in theatres and I usually like slow burn movies but I felt like my ass was going to implode trying to watch literally nothing happen for almost 3 hours

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robocop 2
    the remake was superb by comparison.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does no one mention the matrix 4. It butchered the whole franchise beyond repair.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      personally i never built up expectations for it to be good so i wasn't disappointed when it wasn't

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Raimi's Spider Man 3. I haven't watched it since the late 2000s, but apparently the reception has improved over time.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prometheus

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Master and Commander. Left the cinema before it even finished.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went into Baby Driver expecting the hijinx of a cute lovable baby being stuck behind the wheel and the family trying to stop the impeding doom. Something like a cross between Look Who's Talking and Baby Herman cartoons, and instead I got some OL BULLSHIT! An ADULT! An adult, a FUCKING ADULT...named BABY!

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I walked out of Inherent Vice because nothing about that movie was interesting or entertaining except the Martin Short scene which quickly lost its appeal. What a fucking mess.
    I wish I also walked out of Interstellar and Gravity. What overhyped horseshit. That's what happens when you get a retard like Neil Tyson to consult.

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