Which branch of the military has the most gays?

The Navy? Marines? Airforce?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Navy, I think. Particularly submariners.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some army bitard made me gay frick my life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do tell! I love awakening stories lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >be moronic autist
        >go on a 2 week Combat training module
        >Talk to no one because im an autistc sperg
        >Often work 5am -10pm because the schedule is crammed so we have to sit around doing nothing while NCOs count ammo
        >Browse LULZ
        >"Oh hey dude, w-wait are you seriously browsing fricking NSFFW?!"
        >He bullies me over it and we start bantering and talking everyday
        >Find him cute
        >"Anon you are kinda fruity aren't you"
        >Panic, shit my pants and say nothing
        >3 month later start dating men

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yea and there was that one time he tried to shove my face into his wiener as a joke

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hot.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          surprisingly more wholesome than I was thinking lol

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all the bottoms are in the navy and air force

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, really?? Every air force guy I've encountered is super masc and doesn't radiate bottom energy at all. I guess masc bottoms do exist.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is it shitty being gay in the military?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think 10 years ago it was really bad, now, maybe not as much, but I hear of negative stories. If you're obviously homosexual, you'll be a target. I've even heard of some gays being raped in the marines/airforce via cruel hazing rituals.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What is the psychology of rape hazing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you're in Russia and gay, stay the FRICK outta the military no matter what. Bribe, flee the country, mass murder authorities if you have to.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why, what goes on over there?

        t. ignorant Canadian gay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Look up dedovshchina for more information. The short of it is that Russia has the worst hazing culture in the entire world. Some fresh conscripts have been so badly beaten that they had to have their genitals and legs surgically removed. They will force you into prostitution and take all your money even if you're straight. Your seniors will rape you and beat you up every day for amusement. They feed their army food made for literal cattle. There are a million different ethnic groups and all of them despise each other. Your commanders don't give a shit about you and will put you in condition where disease and lice run rampant. Troops don't always get paid and there's nothing you can do about it. And the invasion of Ukraine sure as shit isn't making anything better.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds horrible and very traumatizing anon, but ngl, my coomer brain wouldn't mind being used by bunch of cute, horny, testosterone fueled Russian army boys as a cumrag; like just their personal cum dumps. Perhaps I could even get an army husband to protect me? You know like how they do in prison.

            Look, I am completely broken sexually and mentally so, I'm sorry my brain fantasizes about stuff like this.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I assure you the reality is nothing like your fantasy. If you want to be a meat toilet just go to a club instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Varies heavily from unit to unit, even within the same service. The closer you are to combat arms, the more likely it is to be bad. At my first duty station, no one gave a shit. At my second, it was an uphill battle to be taken remotely seriously. Literally had to fight a couple of my peers.

      >t. old Marine sarn’t

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Coast guard is the straightest branch, the rest are really gay. It’s like firefighters vs cops, pigs are cowardly b***hes, firefighters are real heroes.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The navy, the stereotype is there for a reason. Navy women I have met are usually bi and down for a threesome. Honorable mention to marines because the same type of woman is found in a slightly less common amount, and they have a lot of the repressed sexual desire types in the marines.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about the women. Of course they're bent they're in the military lol. What servile, obedient, feminine woman wants to play with machinery?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the navy. if you weren't already gay before going in, being locked in for months with a few hundred muscular dudes in the equivalent livable floorspace of a 2 bedroom house will do that to you

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've been in a while and have been around a bunch of other branches bases. The Navy, despite the jokes actually seems to have the least. The Air Force is where all the softy types go, and that's where the most gays are proportionally. Army is the biggest and a large divisional post is going to have plenty of gays. Marines have a weird overabundance of power bottoms. Navy gays are also the worst, mostly because sailors are the worst. AF gives E-4s BAH, so they can at least have people over any time. Army and Marines will have fun sneaking in and out of barracks.

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