The Navy? Marines? Airforce?
Which branch of the military has the most gays?
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Navy, I think. Particularly submariners.
Some army bitard made me gay fuck my life
Do tell! I love awakening stories lol
>be retarded autist
>go on a 2 week Combat training module
>Talk to no one because im an autistc sperg
>Often work 5am -10pm because the schedule is crammed so we have to sit around doing nothing while NCOs count ammo
>Browse LULZ
>"Oh hey dude, w-wait are you seriously browsing fucking LULZ?!"
>He bullies me over it and we start bantering and talking everyday
>Find him cute
>"Anon you are kinda fruity aren't you"
>Panic, shit my pants and say nothing
>3 month later start dating men
Oh yea and there was that one time he tried to shove my face into his cock as a joke
Hot.
surprisingly more wholesome than I was thinking lol
all the bottoms are in the navy and air force
Damn, really?? Every air force guy I've encountered is super masc and doesn't radiate bottom energy at all. I guess masc bottoms do exist.
is it shitty being gay in the military?
I think 10 years ago it was really bad, now, maybe not as much, but I hear of negative stories. If you're obviously faggy, you'll be a target. I've even heard of some gays being raped in the marines/airforce via cruel hazing rituals.
What is the psychology of rape hazing?
If you're in Russia and gay, stay the FUCK outta the military no matter what. Bribe, flee the country, mass murder authorities if you have to.
why, what goes on over there?
t. ignorant Canadian fag
Look up dedovshchina for more information. The short of it is that Russia has the worst hazing culture in the entire world. Some fresh conscripts have been so badly beaten that they had to have their genitals and legs surgically removed. They will force you into prostitution and take all your money even if you're straight. Your seniors will rape you and beat you up every day for amusement. They feed their army food made for literal cattle. There are a million different ethnic groups and all of them despise each other. Your commanders don't give a shit about you and will put you in condition where disease and lice run rampant. Troops don't always get paid and there's nothing you can do about it. And the invasion of Ukraine sure as shit isn't making anything better.
That sounds horrible and very traumatizing anon, but ngl, my coomer brain wouldn't mind being used by bunch of cute, horny, testosterone fueled Russian army boys as a cumrag; like just their personal cum dumps. Perhaps I could even get an army husband to protect me? You know like how they do in prison.
Look, I am completely broken sexually and mentally so, I'm sorry my brain fantasizes about stuff like this.
I assure you the reality is nothing like your fantasy. If you want to be a meat toilet just go to a club instead.
Varies heavily from unit to unit, even within the same service. The closer you are to combat arms, the more likely it is to be bad. At my first duty station, no one gave a shit. At my second, it was an uphill battle to be taken remotely seriously. Literally had to fight a couple of my peers.
>t. old Marine sarn’t
Coast guard is the straightest branch, the rest are really gay. It’s like firefighters vs cops, pigs are cowardly bitches, firefighters are real heroes.
The navy, the stereotype is there for a reason. Navy women I have met are usually bi and down for a threesome. Honorable mention to marines because the same type of woman is found in a slightly less common amount, and they have a lot of the repressed sexual desire types in the marines.
Nobody cares about the women. Of course they're bent they're in the military lol. What servile, obedient, feminine woman wants to play with machinery?
the navy. if you weren't already gay before going in, being locked in for months with a few hundred muscular dudes in the equivalent livable floorspace of a 2 bedroom house will do that to you
I've been in a while and have been around a bunch of other branches bases. The Navy, despite the jokes actually seems to have the least. The Air Force is where all the softy types go, and that's where the most gays are proportionally. Army is the biggest and a large divisional post is going to have plenty of gays. Marines have a weird overabundance of power bottoms. Navy gays are also the worst, mostly because sailors are the worst. AF gives E-4s BAH, so they can at least have people over any time. Army and Marines will have fun sneaking in and out of barracks.