You're supposed to split them down the seam and lick them until your jaw hurts and your tongue gets kind of numb, while thinking about what character you're going to make in Diablo 2 Resurrected
Protip, if the peach seems really enthused keep doing whatever it is you just did, but also don't get your hopes but because chances it's a false alarm and you're still going to be there 23 minutes later thinking of a good Conc Barb build
I like to read diaries of old writers and historical figures but sometimes I just wonder why the fuck they even bother to document most of the stuff they write about. I guess they had literally nothing else to do back then except recount their experience biting into a peach
Which authors were also capable of Herculean feats?
I was thinking earlier today or yesterday that great men definitely went through silly embarrassing or at least mundane nonsense and mistakes everyday. This thread reminds me of that but I didn’t think kafka would be this pathetic. At least don’t be so obviously embarrassed about it, it makes it worse.
A part of writing is enjoyment of said action but a requirement of writing as such is material borne out of experience gained from memories: the data of the past you easily forget and thus write down.
>looks at you condescendingly while you struggle to eat a poor quality peach
This guy's diaries are hilarious and 10 times better than his novels
how kafkaesque
Me trying to explain the 3 year gap in my resume
Cute retard
You're supposed to cut peaches? I just eat them whole and spit the seed
You're supposed to split them down the seam and lick them until your jaw hurts and your tongue gets kind of numb, while thinking about what character you're going to make in Diablo 2 Resurrected
Protip, if the peach seems really enthused keep doing whatever it is you just did, but also don't get your hopes but because chances it's a false alarm and you're still going to be there 23 minutes later thinking of a good Conc Barb build
Sounds like an average Kant reader.
I like to read diaries of old writers and historical figures but sometimes I just wonder why the fuck they even bother to document most of the stuff they write about. I guess they had literally nothing else to do back then except recount their experience biting into a peach
Writers like writing. No big mystery
God is in the details
A beautiful sentence, anon
I was thinking earlier today or yesterday that great men definitely went through silly embarrassing or at least mundane nonsense and mistakes everyday. This thread reminds me of that but I didn’t think kafka would be this pathetic. At least don’t be so obviously embarrassed about it, it makes it worse.
Just think about the cumulative amount of time they spent over their lives on the bog.
How people think men can purport, let alone be, heros is beyond me.
A part of writing is enjoyment of said action but a requirement of writing as such is material borne out of experience gained from memories: the data of the past you easily forget and thus write down.
the. original. sperg.
Should've used it in his daily smoothie
What having a narcissist father can do to a nigga
>juiceless
This makes me think that this was one of those dry and very hard peaches that are not easy to cut with a knife.