Africa built pyramids.
The Americas built pyramids.
Asia built pyramids.
Where the fuck are the European ones?
Where are the European pyramids?
Africa built pyramids.
The Americas built pyramids.
Asia built pyramids.
Where the fuck are the European ones?
They’re useless. We went to space instead. Africans didn’t.
And built civilization. The Mayan, Aztecs, Indians, and Egyptians didn't go to space or adopt civilization. They're all either wiped out, conquered, covered in shit, or mired in endless corruption and regional conflict.
Right. Large vanity projects are not really an indication of anything other than political centralization.
Europeans have been backwards savages living in mudhuds for the vast majority of history, they only started really picking things up in the last few hundred years and are already on the decline again
>they only started really picking things up in the last few hundred years
very understated way of saying europeans blew 10 thousand years past ooga boogas and have owned the world since
Everyone else blew 10 thousand years past european ooga boogas for most of human history. MENA was building the foundations of human civilisation while Europeans were running around naked in the woods grunting and hooting at the moon. Your civilisation was imported from Egypt, you couldn't develop it on your own.
We had our own until everyone killed it off. Christianity was the worst thing to happen to Europe.
Pure cope, you had nothing until it was brought to you by MENA.
here's what you had: living in caves and fucking animals
Europeans, Abos, Sub Saharans, North American natives, Amazonians, and Arctic natives???
Mesoamerica is in North America. Europeans are in the esteemed company of Abos and Sub-Saharan Africans.
>fucking animals
Some things never change.
You never had your own. None of it originated in Europe. The languages and pantheons were imported by Asian steppe conquerors. The alphabet was imported from Phoenicia. The wider culture and laws were imported primarily from Egypt. Europeans were wild savages who had to be elevated by external cultures. Europe and Australia are distinguished as continents by their lack of independent civilisations. Now European culture is about to be changed yet again by another outside force. It's the fuckmeat peninsula sticking out of Asia.
Even if that's true none of you were able to have as much impact as European colonialism because your civs were not in areas conducive to molding people like that.
The Romans talked about Germania as giant forests with small villages. No one produced more than they needed. They fought with each other all the time. There were so few resources that warfare was the only option to survive. The soil sucks and there were dense forests. A people that existed with nothing, they survived and adapted to having nothing. If anything right now is the most we've ever had.
Why are you trying to appeal to Europeon colonialism after claiming that Christianity was the worst thing that happened to Europe? The world conquest happened when the continent was overwhelmingly Christian, it was used to spread the religion. A religion by the way which was imported from Asia just like the earlier pagan European pantheon was.
You guys just seethe because we did conquest better and more recently. We don't conquest through religion or anything like that. We just conquest by force. We're not very good at having that kind of influence. Everyone knows Europeans are some of the worst people when it comes to social manipulation. We just want to get violent, not use subversion. We were traditionally upfront assholes.
But you don't believe that Protestants or Catholics are Christian.
Sub saharan Africans had the benefit of an abundance of food. We didn't. The reason we don't behave like israelites and hate them more than anyone is because it's completely incongruent with how we adapted. There's no room for haggling and scamming. You just run directly at the person, kill them and take their shit. No gift of gab. There's nothing to be gained from talking when there's nothing to discuss. There's nothing to sell.
>The languages and pantheons were imported by Asian steppe conquerors.
If by 'steppe conquerors' you mean the Indo-Europeans then they are ancestors of Europeans.
Europeans are also the people most like them.
Not to mention the part of the steppe they came from was the Pontic-Caspian Steppe, which by basically any definition is in Europe.
>The wider culture and laws were imported primarily from Egypt.
kek. Delusional.
>If by 'steppe conquerors' you mean the Indo-Europeans then they are ancestors of Europeans.
Indo-Europeans were outside conquerors who came in and raped the Europeans living there and forced them to adapt to their ways. Prior to this the people in Europe were matriarchal and worshiped the feminine. Modern Feminism is in a way a return to the Europeon roots.
They came from Asia
Asagard = Asia
Norse were still worshiping the gods who came from Asia and subjugated their ancestors
Indo-Europeans are only partially the ancestors of modern Europeans, who are mongrels currently about to add MENA and Turkish DNA to their genepool collection
What a total nerd you are
First use of gold and first golden treasure: Varna, Europe
First use of the wheel: Lubjana, Slovenia, Europe, 3200 BC, and many other places from Late Neolithic Central Europe and France (Horgen culture, Baden culture, etc)
First indirect evidence of the magnifying lass: Pylos, Greece, (Minoan/Mycenaean Pylos combat agate)
First known shipwreck anywhere: Dokos, Greece (Peloponnesian cargo, protohelladic culture 2700-2300 BC)
First domestication of the horse: Russia, Europe
First spoked wheel: Russia, Europe
First boat with parts joined by mortise and tenon: La Marmotta, Early Neolithic, Italy, Europe
First evidence of tin bronze: Pločnik, Serbia
First treatises on Fluid Dynamics and discovery of Archimedes' principle: Syracuse, Italy, Europe
First discovery of the Archimedes' scew: Syracuse, Italy,
First descrption of the law of the lever: Syracuse, Europe
First solution to the doubling the cube problem: Taranto (Architas), Italy, Europe
First proof of the harmonic means: Taranto, Italy, Europe
First documented use of the treadmill crane: Greco-Roman Italy, Europe
Just a few on the top of my mind, and this is just for antiquity, obviously the rest of the world was obliterated by the Europeans after the Late Middle Ages/ Early Modern Era
>Your civilisation was imported from Egypt
*Citation needed*
The ancient Greeks who spread it throughout Europe admitted that Egypt was the origin of their civilisation, mainstream historians agree with this for a number of reasons
First use of gold and first golden treasure: Varna, Europe
First use of the wheel: Lubjana, Slovenia, Europe, 3200 BC, and many other places from Late Neolithic Central Europe and France (Horgen culture, Baden culture, etc)
First indirect evidence of the magnifying lass: Pylos, Greece, (Minoan/Mycenaean Pylos combat agate)
First known shipwreck anywhere: Dokos, Greece (Peloponnesian cargo, protohelladic culture 2700-2300 BC)
First domestication of the horse: Russia, Europe
First spoked wheel: Russia, Europe
First boat with parts joined by mortise and tenon: La Marmotta, Early Neolithic, Italy, Europe
First evidence of tin bronze: Pločnik, Serbia
First treatises on Fluid Dynamics and discovery of Archimedes' principle: Syracuse, Italy, Europe
First discovery of the Archimedes' scew: Syracuse, Italy,
First descrption of the law of the lever: Syracuse, Europe
First solution to the doubling the cube problem: Taranto (Architas), Italy, Europe
First proof of the harmonic means: Taranto, Italy, Europe
First documented use of the treadmill crane: Greco-Roman Italy, Europe
Just a few on the top of my mind, and this is just for antiquity, obviously the rest of the world was obliterated by the Europeans after the Late Middle Ages/ Early Modern Era
>they only started really picking things up in the last few hundred years
And proceeded to accomplish more than the rest of mankind combined before that point
That's not a fair assessment. Look at Silbury Hill in England, which is nearly contemporary with the Great Pyramid of Giza (~2400 BC). In its heyday it would have been covered entirely in chalk, making it gleam in the sun.
We don't know how old it really is, only that it has to be at least that old.
Nobody cares about your fake history