when people get mad and speed past you. and y'all end up at the same red light together

when people get mad and speed past you

and y'all end up at the same red light together

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frickoff Hllary

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its even better on a motorcycle. gays speed past only to sit at the back of the line watching me lanesplit right past their dumb ass.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i love going fast, I also love being the first at red lights and looking into the eyes of the normies next to me at the light with a big deviant grin on my face.
    I don't go fast to get places faster - I go fast because it's fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I drive a big old slow car. I enjoy revving it and pulling away at full speed even if the car next to me is way faster.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >just happen to overtake someone
    >end up getting a red light
    >they sit next to me honking and pointing at their dashcam
    who does this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >looking at the driver next to you
      >ever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i like to smile and make goofy faces at drivers next to me which is fun for about 3 seconds and then awkward for the next 40 seconds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      goyims, they're always seething around israelites

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but I got there first and you're still driving a Kia

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Except that never happens. I'm constantly passing people aggressively and yet I hit almost every green light. Even if I do hit a red I'm still first in line. I can't fricking stand being behind people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel this vibe. If I ever stop at a red light it's because I was forced by God, the law, and my conscience (in that order) and it was truly my last resort. But, now that I'm here...I'm going to from 0-60 in a way that shames my fellow motorists once that shit turns green. Also, that will make some pretty cool noises that's at least 75% of the reason why I got up this morning so w/e

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gets beaten by Karen in her Tessie

        It’s the principle man, get the frick out of my way or speed up. I afford other drivers the same courtesy by practicing what I preach.

        >gets taken on a long, safe, legal 30-40mph journey behind me.
        >I have made preventing you from overtaking into an art form and you are forced to play my game.
        The road is not a race track, cuck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would say good morning mr pajeet, but they don't floor it on the green and they dont stop for red light.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel this vibe. If I ever stop at a red light it's because I was forced by God, the law, and my conscience (in that order) and it was truly my last resort. But, now that I'm here...I'm going to from 0-60 in a way that shames my fellow motorists once that shit turns green. Also, that will make some pretty cool noises that's at least 75% of the reason why I got up this morning so w/e

      either underage, <5'10", or both

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        T. 5’10 1/8 18 y/o

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your riced up spicmobile gets to red lights two seconds faster. Congrats, Pedro.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when one mad dog speeds off from a traffic light and when you reach the next one he just catches the orange and everyone else has to stop while he speeds off into the distance

    YOU MADE IT BRAH!!! YOU REALLY MADE IT!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of rage, insecurity, and lingering humiliation you feel watching that guy drive away from you is exponentially greater than the joy he feels from escaping another traffic light
      In other words one (1) guy in a honda civic who you saw for three (3) seconds in your entire life has apparently caused you 6,350 hours of mental agony

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But I don't feel rage anon, I literally cheer out loud the words I wrote in that post.
        And when that guy is me I start singing:
        >HE'S GOING THE DISTANCE
        >HE'S GOING FOR SPEED

        There's no need to feel rage at other people's self created fortune anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ok then stop whining on DA you stupid homosexual
          when I see someone beat a light I smile and take another sip, I don't have an emotional meltdown on DA

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >whining on DA
            >have an emotional meltdown on DA
            [citation needed]

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            hes projectin' or some shiet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute base.
        I also like stomping the brakes at lights I could roll through just so that I can pull away strong when it turns green also cause powerful brakes feel good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I drive a manual 4.44:1 and 4.11:1 drive ratio car with cable throttles. I leave normies standing at green lights at normal acceleration because they are cucked by throttle by wire that filters out their input with massive delay paired to slush transmissions and highway empeegeee orientated final drive ratios. Occasionally one will try to launch with me at the next light after watching me dust them like they are perplexed why I am accelerating so hard off the line. Little do they realize this is just the gearing of my cars and lack of e-throttle and I am driving normally. You're the cucked ones. Not my problem you can't get out of your own way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Until you get walked by Karen in her Tessie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >moron bragging about pwning civic drivers and getting to the next red light faster than them
        whoa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >orange
      You surely mean yellow

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When I wrote that I had a feeling it might trigger some amerinons autism, along with my use of "traffic light" instead of "stop light", but I was hoping you'd control yourselves.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No you don't understand, I just had to be one car ahead!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dome butthole is tailgating me
    >go out of my way to prevent them from passing me
    >check DA later to see if they're seething about some butthole refusing to let them pass
    you WILL stay behind me
    you WILL go the speed limit
    you WILL get to your destination when I decide you will
    and you WILL be happy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a truck and then you can do this to everyone passively 100% of the time without even thinking about it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You get used to it. People love to grandstand in their shit cars when I drive my Porsche. Especially when you know they switch to their sport mode just to speed to a light.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This shit happens all the time to me. My wife used to pull this shit until I started pointing it out to her.
    >why are you in a hurry to stop?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the principle man, get the frick out of my way or speed up. I afford other drivers the same courtesy by practicing what I preach.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cool with coworker
    >Except when we're both leaving work and he changes lanes to pass me going 10 over then back in front of me proceeding to go the same speed as me anyway
    >Acts like nothing happened the next day
    People don't forget butthole, when my car is done I'm blowing the doors off your shitty truck every day after work.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if the next light will be green or red, but I need to get to my destination ASAP, ok?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >blasting nanahira without a care
    Not my problem son.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you suck at blackjack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go frick yourself

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it thinks they're 'mad'
    >it must be all about me
    women drivers not even once

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you weren’t holding me up, I would’ve made the light. Everyone who has posted is a Black person for not suggesting this.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just like the sensation of speed, do normies think I'm mean?
    im sorry normies, my brain works differently

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then buy a bike, I don't think you're mean but stop driving ten over the fricking speed limit. Most people don't fancy getting $200 dollar tickets and aren't going to speed up just because some underage homosexual has a lead foot and likes blowing head gaskets. Maybe learn how to drive a little better before driving like a complete basket case. I like "going fast" too but at the very least I don't frick up other people's days and put them in danger because of it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        get a load of this pussy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"get a load of this pussy!"
          >he says right before t-boning a single mother and her 3 kids, killing them all.
          You have to be 18 to use this board.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not all of us suck at driving. there are times and places to go fast

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            there are guys double your age that drive fast as hell and laugh all the way, enjoy having a stick up your ass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        everyone drives 10 over the speed limit here, moron. you ride the bus anyways why do you care?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of moronation is this? Headgaskets dont blow from speeding. You can drive a Subaru at 120 mph for months without blowing the headgasket. If you did rhe same amount of driving at the speed limit its just as likely to blow the headgasket. Has to do with maintenance and engine design More than speed.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >guy is weaving through traffic on the highway and tailgating everyone when he can't get past them.
    >Go out of my way to block him off and watch his car swerve in sheer, unmitigated fury
    Don't bother with your stories of smoking people at the stoplight, spare me the tales of you leaving that guy in your dust, you will never reach the degree of satisfaction I feel from boxing off some schmuck driving a Mustang and visibly watching his face twist in seething fury in my rearview mirror, knowing full well that if he slammed into my $1500 heap of scrap that I would still have the last laugh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not be a police officer if you feel so strongly about it? Just Stay out other people way and kind your business I will never understand the mind of a weak man. If you weren’t in a car you wouldn’t stand up to anyone. Just chill in the right lane minding your fricking business. You must have been raised by a single mom because you genuinely act like a fricking pussy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why not be a police officer if you feel so strongly about it?
        I don't feel strongly about it, but it's like blood in the water. I see the easy opportunity to make somebody's life notably worse for two minutes as they tilt impotently at me, my car, god, highways, the government, and their prostitute wife in the span of three facial expressions when they're forced to go anything slower than 90 MPH on a semi-populated stretch of highway. Seeing other people so impossibly furious at nothing is a good reminder that shit really isn't so bad after all, but we've all got habits like that.

        Take your post for instance, you've conjured an entire persona –complete with life history and motivation– for the sole purpose of tearing it down. I'd speculate as to why you did it, but I'll bet decent money that you'll do the work for me and get assmad about an entirely phantasmal argument.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I see the easy opportunity to make somebody's life notably worse
          I'm no psychiatrist but I'm pretty sure they have a name for this personality disorder.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You’re just a shithead. My grandma used to say what they eat doesn’t make you shit. Why not just keep right and mind your business? You don’t even try to justify it by saying other people are at risk, you’re just a miserable person, you’re definitely less than 6 feet tall. You say all these words just to say you’re a coward. Like a said, you’re not that bold outside of your car keep right and mind your business.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't people just drive the speed limit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do we need to stick to a 70 year old speed limit when modern cars have massive tires, brakes and driver aids out the ass? Why don't you just take the bus if you got enough time to go the speed limit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because people are still fricking idiots that think driver aids substitute actual skill and attention on the road. Not everyone drives new cars with all the bullshit tech they've added to markup prices.
        Also maybe I would take public transport if they were actually available.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even if the bus goes from near your house to near your work it will be late half the time and sometimes homeless people are wanking in there and sometimes you have people scratching imaginary spiders, maybe they had fleas idk. Alcoholics with halitosis will want to have a conversation and share malt liquor with you. If you can get even a dangerous pos shitbox its 1000x better than dealing with that. Honestly ive only had a few especially creepy experiences on the bus but the last time I rode it was around 12 years ago and the cities are worse, the crazies are more crazy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I took public transit in a major city for 20 years, and can only remember a handful of actual weirdos, and have been proper hassled a whopping one time. it's not that fricking bad, plus it's easy to ignore the nut jobs, especially with headphones

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't live in a big city. Bus routes aren't anywhere where I live curently unfortunately.
            None of what you described was my experience when I did take the bus in my college years. It was just poor people going from a to b. Even the sketchiest looking person all sat around quiet looking like their soul was dead.
            I wish there were more public transport just to get old people off the road.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Old people have DART they can literally call up the short bus and schedule a trip from their house to the Walmart at a convenient time. There is no reason for old people to drive other than they want to

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Qrd? First time I've heard of this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.communitytransit.org/dart

            Every agency has their own version of dial a ride but ive seen them on dirt roads hauling grandma from her off grid farm house to the bingo night, Walmart and church.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when people get mad and speed past you
    >and y'all end up at the same red light together
    often enough i see them catching a yellow light whereas i catch a red. no big deal, at least im not spending 33% more on fuel.... on the otherhand, i starting to think idling at lights uses much more fuel than i imagine it does.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not being afraid of piggies
    I don't understand how you morons don't understand that every limpdicked cop on the road is looking for an excuse to murder you and your passengers. Speeding isn't particularly bad on its own, it's bad because oinkers are dangerous.

    So I try to obey the speed limit and then you morons are putting me in danger trying to get around me. Just chill dude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically your slow fricking ass is more dangerous than the people speeding.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >time and again courts uphold that the initial reason for a traffic stop must be justified
        >however piggies are allowed to circumvent further fourth amendment protections via animal abuse (drug dogs) which is proven to have no meaningful effectiveness and is simply a "I get to search your vehicle whenever I want to" card
        >everyone speeds like a moron guaranteeing that any cop can search their vehicle any time they get a wild hair up their ass
        you guys are really dumb

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >full moron.png

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fast cars On the left, slow cars on the right. Do you comply with this?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rookie mistake, That's a sign of weakness, you have to commit and blow the light

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >and y'all
    Aww, is "y'all" your special way of being gender-neutral, reddittard?
    I pass you because it makes YOU mad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, I use it like I use Howdy to greet people. Its not my fault, a decade of co-workers with southern drawl done did it to me.
      Anyways, trannies are mentally ill and its a shame we enable them so. I hate politicbrains

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >normies 4 results
    >normalgays 0 results
    huh guess DA is a normalgay cesspool now, or it probably has always been

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your contribution to the thread.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If i'm not driving over the speed limit I will stay in the middle lane but what drives me crazy is people with their brights on start tailgating me while I'm already doing 80 in a 65. I also get frustrated when people leave their brights on and blind me when driving on twisty mountain roads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get a smogwagon. I used to have a diesel
      econobox that ran on used Oil and when people beamed me, my car just started pouring out thick greasy pollution that dimmed their lights.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey you
    Ya YOU
    I'm that fat moron driving the minivan with handicapped plates in front of you in the left lane staring at my phone going 10 mph under the limit.
    Ya YOU know me.
    Every single day I haunt your hour before you go to wagie and an hour before you come home from bein a wagie. You grind your teethe and your blood pressure rises exponentially whenever you catch a glimpse of me 5 cars up ahead.
    It's me again.

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