When normies ask if you're a virgin, what do you robots say to them?

When normies ask if you're a virgin, what do you robots say to them?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never admit you are a virgin to anyone. Lie about a one night stand when you were drunk so you can be too hazy to give details.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nobody believes it anyways.
      every normie swears they get laid.

      ive noticed the fattest/ugliest guys claim they get laid every day by diff girls.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Incels have a lot of company these days, given how it has spread to normies too. At least we have a chance to blend in.
        Needless to say that male virginity is perhaps the worst red flag for women.
        Only the most based women (very rare) would make a point of taking your cherry, all the others would never come near you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >ive noticed the fattest/ugliest guys claim they get laid every day by diff girls.

        Kek i knew 2 unattractive fat guys swear they had sex with over 100 girls and claiming they were not proud of it.

        One white blubber fck and one Vietnam third worlder poo villager(when i visited Vietnam).

        So much cope with these homosexuals lmao.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >When normies ask if you're a virgin, what do you robots say to them?
    "Yeah. Why?"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it surprises anyone that I am.

      >Never admit you are a virgin to anyone.
      Why not?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Virginity is a huge red flag. It probably means you are mentally unstable and dangerous.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Virginity is a huge red flag. It probably means you are mentally unstable and dangerous.
          You came to the correct conclusion but with a wrong path. Women absolutely love mentally unstable and dangerous abusers. They don't like adult virgins because it means they are incel losers

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Women absolutely love virgin men that kidnap them, murder them, and then murder their entire families. I'm not even joking, every women in the sexual marketplace is dating a dangerous virgin right now!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Why not?
        In this day and age, it's like admitting to being a leper, cannibal and terrorist all in one.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >In this day and age
          In this day and age more people are virgin than ever before.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Only by choice. They spend time alone or something.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sure?
            What's wrong with that?
            Oregano

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. It's still a stigma though.
            Same for all the long-outdated Boomer concepts that are still being applied to people today; like leaving home at 18 and getting a well paying job with a firm handshake, being able to support a family on a single income and all that other horseshit.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they don't because they know i'm a virgin

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They've already decided that you are a virgin if they are asking that question. Nothing you can say will change their minds

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No one asks that randomly, without a reason to. Incels usually tell them long beforehand that they're virgins. When they ask if youre a virgin you just say yes wtf are you supposed to say. If they judge you for it, frick them. They're usually in awe at someone being over 22 and never having no pussy. IN AWE. Their brains stop working and be them male or female, they feel like prostitutes compared to you.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell are you still a virgin? You must be 18 or older to post here.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think everyone already knows anyways. No one has ever asked me. If they did ask me, I would either say "what's it to you?" or "none of your business" which would probably give it away that I am. There is no correct way to answer this besides not answering, but even then, you sort of give it away

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That I am not one, because I am not one. I am a 102 certified robot, but got a girlfriend by extreme luck once.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    True. To be asked the question is in itself damning and there's no answer that removes any stigma; even a straight denial, which is not believed.
    Still, never fricking admit it.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I haveno social life. Nobody asks me that except incels on LULZ.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Say that you refuse to have sex with any woman who does not pray the Rosary twice per day.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Women also think that male virgins will be clingy and unstable. Another reason why they largely avoid taking men's cherries.
    Also, they do not want a man who has never been wanted by a woman before. An adult male virgin is not desirable to them.
    Women want what other women have, which is why Chad can get laid with other women when he already has a GF.
    Add frick apps and social media into the mix and you have Chad harems and the wiener carousel. All while average men are now incel and rotting.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wrote an entire story about my early twenties 'love life' and I'm able to tell it really well so normies believe it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Smart move. Don't be caught out by inconsistencies.
      For me, I can lie and half-truth about a few escort regulars from years ago, which I can re-frame as booty calls.
      >Oh, I saw her a few times and had a nice time but she moved away.
      One benefit of seeing escorts is getting some experience on the board, so the next time isn't so worrying.
      I know I can get them wet and some of them got into it, which is a crucial first step.
      Just wish I could get raging hard and cum as well. I'm hoping that a legit booty call some day can help me make that happen.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you're unbothered about socially kamikaziing, say it depends on whether being molested as a child counts.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    admit it. it's better not to tell them that all gfs you've had were 6th graders

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I say "YES, YES I AM! I AM VIRGIN! IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN YOU SHALL GO AWAY!"

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Say yes and they don't believe me. Say I'm not joking and they still don't believe me. Feels good to be an honorary sex haver.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never happened to me. But I don't talk about my sexuality. There is no way this question would come naturally. I'd tell them to come again.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you're getting asked that you're either underaged (so just say yes who cares) or it's obvious you are (so say yes lmao). Normies assume people aren't virgins by default.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Normies don't go around asking 30+ year olds if their virgins and the topic literally never comes up.
    If it does then I will do what I did in my early 20s and shame them for being degenerate in public and generally being inappropriate.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    answer yes.
    if they were true bros they would try tohook you up
    you might get pity sex from girls
    if they bully you, well they werent worthwhile to interact with anyways

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They don't ask me. They don't talk to me.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    never say you are a virgin to a woman, you will lose value to them

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I make deep eye contact with a relaxed but firm body language. I dont break eye contact till they do first and meanwhile say

    yes

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