I know, right? Pockets are such a hecking hassle.
Also Bic? Been using a Zippo since I was twelve. My ten year old was just retired last year. Bics are for crackheads.
It’s because Black folk steal each other’s lighter all the time. I actually started to carve my name into lighters at one point, I actually recovered them several times a month or 2 after losing them and it would always be funny to tell someone it’s my lighter only for them to protest only to be shot down when being shown the lighter literally has my name carved into it.
i pocket lighters entirely on accident and we should normalize being cool and approachable about it, because putting a lighter into my pocket after lighting my smoke is literally instinct, not malice
>your pockets are there for a reason
they’re wearing skinny jeans now there’s no room in the pockets for lighters
same reason white boys all wore their keys on a carabiner for a minute.
I know, right? Pockets are such a hecking hassle.
Also Bic? Been using a Zippo since I was twelve. My ten year old was just retired last year. Bics are for crackheads.
Black folk feel an instinctual need to broadcast their proclivities and desires at all times. wearing a lighter-leash shows the world that they do in fact "consume" the "ganja" or whatever. black people wearing lighter-leashes is the equivalent of a white kid wearing a hat or shirt that says 420 on it.
now that weed is becoming legal in many states, the next step for the Black folk and nig-adjacents will be adorning themselves with literal bags of weed on necklaces, belts, earrings, etc.
Is that Spotemgottem?
That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I’ve ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy’s nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been hecking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you’re gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I’ll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn’t play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6’5 is the minimum and I ain’t talking about height boy.
That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed.
bic lighter attached to a carabiner
Thanks that’s extremely gay.
wow what a needless invention that no one asked for. your pockets are there for a reason
agreed
hecking stupid. it helps to not lose your lighters which anyone that smokes has done a million times
unlike you i dont have early-onset dementia and keep track of my belongings. i also buy two lighters in case i forget one. checkmate
You sound like those savages that constantly lose their wallet cause they always leave it somewhere stop being a hecking savage and use your pockets
>it helps to not lose your lighters
see
people steal lighters and its faster to reach fkr the leash than dig in your pocket
It’s because Black folk steal each other’s lighter all the time. I actually started to carve my name into lighters at one point, I actually recovered them several times a month or 2 after losing them and it would always be funny to tell someone it’s my lighter only for them to protest only to be shot down when being shown the lighter literally has my name carved into it.
i pocket lighters entirely on accident and we should normalize being cool and approachable about it, because putting a lighter into my pocket after lighting my smoke is literally instinct, not malice
>your pockets are there for a reason
they’re wearing skinny jeans now there’s no room in the pockets for lighters
same reason white boys all wore their keys on a carabiner for a minute.
spottemgottem and pooh shiesty linked up?!
keep it fr
lighter leash its easier than taking it out of your pockets all the time
This shit is gay as heck. How do these ‘gangsters’ think it’s cool to accessorize with pointless shit like this?
I know, right? Pockets are such a hecking hassle.
Also Bic? Been using a Zippo since I was twelve. My ten year old was just retired last year. Bics are for crackheads.
Keep it imo.
Somehow you phrased it in the funniest way possible.
phrased it like a thirdie
What’s so funny about it gang?
it’s like hood kingdom hearts core
why? are you a moron?
Black folk feel an instinctual need to broadcast their proclivities and desires at all times. wearing a lighter-leash shows the world that they do in fact "consume" the "ganja" or whatever. black people wearing lighter-leashes is the equivalent of a white kid wearing a hat or shirt that says 420 on it.
now that weed is becoming legal in many states, the next step for the Black folk and nig-adjacents will be adorning themselves with literal bags of weed on necklaces, belts, earrings, etc.
>adorning themselves with literal bags of weed on necklaces, belts, earrings
wypipo have been doing this with cocaine for years
b-b-but cocaine is a "classy" drug anon
Oh shit, did Spotemgottem and Poo Shiesty link up fr?!
Oh shit need it or keep it??
liberal gymnastics for a way to spend money on commercialism in support of Israel. a truly cucked race
tiny purse is cooler
Is that Spotemgottem?
That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I’ve ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy’s nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been hecking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you’re gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I’ll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn’t play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6’5 is the minimum and I ain’t talking about height boy.
That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed.
They sell them at gas stations