What was the most illegal thing /lgbt/ has ever done? Did you get caught and why did you do it? Would you ever do it again?
I personally haven't done much crime and try to be a good girl law abiding citizen. I see so many people doing cybercrime and making a lot of money so I sometimes have thoughts about that (I'd never do it because I'm a pussy). The worst thing I've ever done was probably torrent cracked programs and lied a little on my taxes to get a bigger refund. I did it because Adobe does not deserve any of my money and it's always great to get a lil more money (I'm poor).
I'll tell you what I did. I stole bubblegum. More than once. Never got caught.
Frick yeah. Did it before and I'll do it again.
Wow. Think of the shop owner next time and how he's affected by theft.
I'm not a glowie I'm a troony that is stuck in an internship that pays barely above minimum wage LOL. I was just wondering but you should be fine anon
really? why would you do that x.x
Gum anon. The I'll do it again part was just a joke mind you.
I did steal gum and candy as a teenager. But I had no idea it actually would hurt the employees livelihood. So I never did it again after learning that.
I just like making jokes about my elaborate candy heists now and then.
I'm glad you learned from your ways.
Based. Keep selling drugs.
Kindly have a nice day
I personally buy drugs online too, mad convenient. Keep up those activities bro
>Kindly have a nice day
yeah i feel bad about it but i think i do it because i'm so numb to everything and i use more degenerate porn to get that dopamine rush because everything else doesn't do it for me anymore
Dude go beat it to e-girl porn or something like the rest of the troonys here. Won't get arrested in most places.
i don't think i actually like that shit at all
just do it for the dopamine
the best faps i have are to men and penises
Ma'am, your thread is glowing.
However, i'll bite. I downloaded a Playstation 1 emulator and all the Roms of all the games i owned for the Ps1. Then i downloaded Medi-evil, a classic which i never owned.
Hope the feds dont come get me for this.
Nice try
I burned down the house of an ex boyfriend and I was never caught.
I snuck in my neighbors apt when they were on vacation and played with and in the 20something daughters underwear…
disgusting
Lol. It was fricking hot and naughty fun
wtf rapehons are real?
Not a hon nor a rapist…but thanks for playing!
if not rape what you did is at least sexual assault.
>panties are people
Wew lad.
im a girl
and sexual assault includes using someone's personal affects, including used clothing, to get off without their permission.
Lol. Nice try. The funny thing is she was into me and we needed up having sex later.
>I’m a girl
Can I wear your panties?
actually disgusting
both of you need fricking help.
I was just a kid and they forced the baby on me. How am I on the same level as the rapehon
"""Accidentally"""
>illegal with justification (only technically illegal)
Broke plenty of ribs
>illegal with no justification
Prolly crossed a red light
>Broke plenty of ribs
Yours because you're a troony or someone elses>
Someone elses during cpr
Ne regerts
I was forced to babysit this baby as a teenager even though I said I didn't want to. Fat ugly drooling disgusting baby. I would just stick him in a baby seat with a pacifier and play video games. But he kept spitting it out and crying, so I taped the pacifier on his face. Glorious silence to enjoy my vidya. Made easy money for almost a year. Then the parents said they think he has a speech impediment so they put him in some disabled kids daycare. Wonder if the kid even remembers me now.
Jesus Christ
I stole a balloon on free balloon day
I guess pirating manga online is technically illegal
Doxxed Doremi’s posters location repeatedly.
i've smuggled a ton of drugs into various festivals and made bank selling them there.
nobody ever checks me, and even if they do, they do it extremely lazily and miss everything illegal i have on me.
i just look too innocent to do the things i do in the eyes of others lol, so they just assume i wouldn't do anything like that.
Testosterone from Turkey
extensive criminal trespass, b&e, drug dealing.
Please report a fellony you committed. I really need a promotion. (Kidding) Bur if you did really serious crime, you should be dumb AF to confess.
What do you mean anon? Most of us are anonymous and should be completely fine confessing here.
Ever thought your country police may ask NSFFW for your IP? And if it's some light crap, like smoking weed, NSFFW gonna ignore it. But if it's some serious crap - admins gonna sell you/
I stealth raped a gay man. He didn't know the dick that was inside of his ass was that of a straight man and not a gay as I had claimed.
i technically committed voter fraud in 2016 when my dad brought me to the polling place and let me choose who to vote for. i tried to get him to vote for jill stein but he would only let me choose from the two viable options so i told him to vote for hillary clinton who he would have voted for anyway.
i also own 485gb of pirated video games.
oh and also i stole my old xbox 360 from my crackhead cousin last year and my copy of dead space and while i had to buy a new system since it wouldn't read discs anymore i'm still using the same hard drive and network adapter my dad gave him back in 2015
also here's my rom folder
oh and i bought weed a few times when it was still illegal here
i jerk off to child porn
I pirated Sony Vegas pro
Uh and lied for extra student aid
I've shoplifted, especially at grocery stores with self-serve checkout machines, bought illegal drugs online, piracy of various kinds of media, etc.
nothing super illegal.
You should murder to that list with me anon :3
murder sounds like a bad idea
even if I hold no regard for the law, I'm not going to murder anyone because killing people is bad
pussy, do something BADDDdd
i sold fake ids and sheets of acid freshman year of college. ridiculously ez money. i just wanted to buy shoes and didn't have time or desire for a menial job. got a pair of bean boots (white girl alert) some flyknit AF1 mids (straps in the back okurrt) and then some music gear.
i stopped after a few months because it wasn't fun having bougie prep school kids looking down their nose at me. i thought people would appreciate that i was sticking my neck out so that they could deal with someone safe and reliable. really, just like everything else in their meaningless lives, i was just another interchangable cog in their solipsistic machine. a valuable learning experience for a doe-eyed kid who wanted nothing more than to be liked.
It's always great to be a minor while committing crime, never get any jail time. sick purchases tho
Well yeah man.. uhh just cut that shit out - it's for the best
I did 9/11
never did anything crazy. like, maybe ordering grey market estrogen online and importing like 1 grams of crappy hash per train
i speed. a lot.
but i also always use my turn signal.
Were you ever caught?
sorta weird. are you actually autistic?
when i was like 14 i used to rip up and draw on books in the library and throw them on the floor and break things there and my mom had to pay a lot but i didnt get in trouble since she said i was autistic
making cocaine and accidentally smuggling it across a national border, and then selling some of it.
I was in a turf war one time. My group controlled one side of this park, another controlled the other. Well, i say "controlled", we werent technically gangs, no real crimes committed besides the brawls.
They just didnt want my buddy walking thru their territory, so they tried to jump him. I (being my team's heavy) broke it up, and for the next year there were random battles between 2 groups of edgy, overly aggressive teenagers.
After a year of warfare the 2 groups merged and peace returned to the park. I moved away the next year and started transition the next.