What's the most illegal thing you've done?

What was the most illegal thing /lgbt/ has ever done? Did you get caught and why did you do it? Would you ever do it again?

I personally haven't done much crime and try to be a good girl law abiding citizen. I see so many people doing cybercrime and making a lot of money so I sometimes have thoughts about that (I'd never do it because I'm a pussy). The worst thing I've ever done was probably torrent cracked programs and lied a little on my taxes to get a bigger refund. I did it because Adobe does not deserve any of my money and it's always great to get a lil more money (I'm poor).

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll tell you what I did. I stole bubblegum. More than once. Never got caught.

    Fuck yeah. Did it before and I'll do it again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow. Think of the shop owner next time and how he's affected by theft.

      Ma'am, your thread is glowing.

      However, i'll bite. I downloaded a Playstation 1 emulator and all the Roms of all the games i owned for the Ps1. Then i downloaded Medi-evil, a classic which i never owned.

      Hope the feds dont come get me for this.

      I'm not a glowie I'm a tranny that is stuck in an internship that pays barely above minimum wage LOL. I was just wondering but you should be fine anon

      I burned down the house of an ex boyfriend and I was never caught.

      really? why would you do that x.x

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gum anon. The I'll do it again part was just a joke mind you.

        I did steal gum and candy as a teenager. But I had no idea it actually would hurt the employees livelihood. So I never did it again after learning that.

        I just like making jokes about my elaborate candy heists now and then.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad you learned from your ways.

          i've smuggled a ton of drugs into various festivals and made bank selling them there.
          nobody ever checks me, and even if they do, they do it extremely lazily and miss everything illegal i have on me.
          i just look too innocent to do the things i do in the eyes of others lol, so they just assume i wouldn't do anything like that.

          extensive criminal trespass, b&e, drug dealing.

          Based. Keep selling drugs.

          i jerk off to child porn

          Kindly kill yourself

          I've shoplifted, especially at grocery stores with self-serve checkout machines, bought illegal drugs online, piracy of various kinds of media, etc.
          nothing super illegal.

          I personally buy drugs online too, mad convenient. Keep up those activities bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Kindly kill yourself
            yeah i feel bad about it but i think i do it because i'm so numb to everything and i use more degenerate porn to get that dopamine rush because everything else doesn't do it for me anymore

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dude go beat it to e-boi porn or something like the rest of the trannys here. Won't get arrested in most places.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i don't think i actually like that shit at all
                just do it for the dopamine
                the best faps i have are to men and penises

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ma'am, your thread is glowing.

    However, i'll bite. I downloaded a Playstation 1 emulator and all the Roms of all the games i owned for the Ps1. Then i downloaded Medi-evil, a classic which i never owned.

    Hope the feds dont come get me for this.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I burned down the house of an ex boyfriend and I was never caught.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I snuck in my neighbors apt when they were on vacation and played with and in the 20something daughters underwear…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        actually disgusting

        Lol. It was fucking hot and naughty fun

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wtf rapehons are real?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not a hon nor a rapist…but thanks for playing!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if not rape what you did is at least sexual assault.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >panties are people
                Wew lad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im a girl
                and sexual assault includes using someone's personal affects, including used clothing, to get off without their permission.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol. Nice try. The funny thing is she was into me and we needed up having sex later.

                >I’m a girl
                Can I wear your panties?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually disgusting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was forced to babysit this baby as a teenager even though I said I didn't want to. Fat ugly drooling disgusting baby. I would just stick him in a baby seat with a pacifier and play video games. But he kept spitting it out and crying, so I taped the pacifier on his face. Glorious silence to enjoy my vidya. Made easy money for almost a year. Then the parents said they think he has a speech impediment so they put him in some disabled kids daycare. Wonder if the kid even remembers me now.

      both of you need fucking help.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was just a kid and they forced the baby on me. How am I on the same level as the rapehon

        making cocaine and accidentally smuggling it across a national border, and then selling some of it.

        """Accidentally"""

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Ayden

    >illegal with justification (only technically illegal)
    Broke plenty of ribs
    >illegal with no justification
    Prolly crossed a red light

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Broke plenty of ribs
      Yours because you're a tranny or someone elses>

      • 2 weeks ago
        Ayden

        Someone elses during cpr
        Ne regerts

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was forced to babysit this baby as a teenager even though I said I didn't want to. Fat ugly drooling disgusting baby. I would just stick him in a baby seat with a pacifier and play video games. But he kept spitting it out and crying, so I taped the pacifier on his face. Glorious silence to enjoy my vidya. Made easy money for almost a year. Then the parents said they think he has a speech impediment so they put him in some disabled kids daycare. Wonder if the kid even remembers me now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stole a balloon on free balloon day

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess pirating manga online is technically illegal

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doxxed Doremi’s posters location repeatedly.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've smuggled a ton of drugs into various festivals and made bank selling them there.
    nobody ever checks me, and even if they do, they do it extremely lazily and miss everything illegal i have on me.
    i just look too innocent to do the things i do in the eyes of others lol, so they just assume i wouldn't do anything like that.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Joe

    Testosterone from Turkey

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    extensive criminal trespass, b&e, drug dealing.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please report a fellony you committed. I really need a promotion. (Kidding) Bur if you did really serious crime, you should be dumb AF to confess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean anon? Most of us are anonymous and should be completely fine confessing here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ever thought your country police may ask LULZ for your IP? And if it's some light crap, like smoking weed, LULZ gonna ignore it. But if it's some serious crap - admins gonna sell you/

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stealth raped a gay man. He didn't know the dick that was inside of his ass was that of a straight man and not a gay as I had claimed.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    luz

    i technically committed voter fraud in 2016 when my dad brought me to the polling place and let me choose who to vote for. i tried to get him to vote for jill stein but he would only let me choose from the two viable options so i told him to vote for hillary clinton who he would have voted for anyway.
    i also own 485gb of pirated video games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      luz

      oh and also i stole my old xbox 360 from my crackhead cousin last year and my copy of dead space and while i had to buy a new system since it wouldn't read discs anymore i'm still using the same hard drive and network adapter my dad gave him back in 2015
      also here's my rom folder

      • 2 weeks ago
        luz

        oh and i bought weed a few times when it was still illegal here

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i jerk off to child porn

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I pirated Sony Vegas pro
    Uh and lied for extra student aid

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've shoplifted, especially at grocery stores with self-serve checkout machines, bought illegal drugs online, piracy of various kinds of media, etc.
    nothing super illegal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should murder to that list with me anon :3

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        murder sounds like a bad idea
        even if I hold no regard for the law, I'm not going to murder anyone because killing people is bad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pussy, do something BADDDdd

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i sold fake ids and sheets of acid freshman year of college. ridiculously ez money. i just wanted to buy shoes and didn't have time or desire for a menial job. got a pair of bean boots (white girl alert) some flyknit AF1 mids (straps in the back okurrt) and then some music gear.
    i stopped after a few months because it wasn't fun having bougie prep school kids looking down their nose at me. i thought people would appreciate that i was sticking my neck out so that they could deal with someone safe and reliable. really, just like everything else in their meaningless lives, i was just another interchangable cog in their solipsistic machine. a valuable learning experience for a doe-eyed kid who wanted nothing more than to be liked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's always great to be a minor while committing crime, never get any jail time. sick purchases tho

      i don't think i actually like that shit at all
      just do it for the dopamine
      the best faps i have are to men and penises

      Well yeah man.. uhh just cut that shit out - it's for the best

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did 9/11

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never did anything crazy. like, maybe ordering grey market estrogen online and importing like 1 grams of crappy hash per train

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i speed. a lot.
    but i also always use my turn signal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Were you ever caught?

      when i was like 14 i used to rip up and draw on books in the library and throw them on the floor and break things there and my mom had to pay a lot but i didnt get in trouble since she said i was autistic

      sorta weird. are you actually autistic?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when i was like 14 i used to rip up and draw on books in the library and throw them on the floor and break things there and my mom had to pay a lot but i didnt get in trouble since she said i was autistic

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    making cocaine and accidentally smuggling it across a national border, and then selling some of it.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was in a turf war one time. My group controlled one side of this park, another controlled the other. Well, i say "controlled", we werent technically gangs, no real crimes committed besides the brawls.

    They just didnt want my buddy walking thru their territory, so they tried to jump him. I (being my team's heavy) broke it up, and for the next year there were random battles between 2 groups of edgy, overly aggressive teenagers.

    After a year of warfare the 2 groups merged and peace returned to the park. I moved away the next year and started transition the next.

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