what's the best way to hold big sums of cash?
what's the best way to hold big sums of cash?
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Like that picture but in a safe under where you sleep. Precious metals are always a bad investment
>Me:breaks into your house at 4am
>shotgun pointing at your head
>ok anon,open that safe box or i pull the trigger
>U: *anon shits his pants*
>Me: faster i said
>U: ok..ok sir
>Me: now take a chair and put ever dollar bill into this bag while i fuck your wife on your bed
>Thanks anon you can keep your chainlink bags,don't care about your ledger
I'm not reading this
Joke's on you, I don't have a wife.
kek this
chaincope baggie
A good way to watch your money become worthless.
take a water fed wet diamond blade concrete saw and cut out a 5x5 feet square out of your basement floor and excavate the sand or dirt or rock under your basement.. vaccum seal your cash in a thick vaccum pack plastic, and then but that bag into a seperate water proof bag, put the contents into a high dollar water tight water/fireproof safebox and bury it back in the hole. Backfill the safe with rocks or sand and put reinforced rebar dowels into the existing cut out concrete slab and repour the concrete floor section, finish it smooth with a magneseum float and a steel trowel.
Carpet the room
wouldn't it just be easier to convert the cash into a few 1kg bars of gold?
depends on if there is any paper trail or if anyone knows you have the gold, im assuming OP found a dufflebag full of cash and was smart enough to never tell anyone.
Buy gold from pawn shops in <$10,000 increments. No paper trail.
>convert the cash into a few 1kg bars of gold
That's not holding cash then, retard.
Might as well ask 'what's the best investment?'
what the fuck how can you convert? it would take years to melt off that tiny gold print it's probably not even real gold you dumb retard
Cash specifically as in "paper banknotes" or some fiat currency in general?
Sew it into your curtains
With diamond hands
pick it up with your fingers
USDT apparently
Fags are toiling with an unsecured crypto
Crypto is scam, look at Luna and now USDT. I'm quitting
That's what's make hackers get richer every year.
Self custody protocol is giving hackers sleepless nights, thanks to ORE.
In a bank of america checking account
Treasury Bills
in theory, bitcoin with a brain wallet
the Bezos method
If you hold cash you're losing 6.5% of your net worth per year just from inflation
Nothing is safe right now.
Buy diamonds. You can fit millions in your pockets. Take it through the airport etc.
>BUY DIAMONDS GOY
>THEY ARE SUPER DUPER SCARCE AND VALUABLE
>DON’T WORRY ABOUT WHAT’S IN OUR VAULTS
I'm cooked at the moment, forgot to tell you homosexuals to buy opals instead
I have a 27 carat black fire opal, good luck finding someone to buy it. I've been all over the country, nobodies interested. There's only a certain type of person that will buy them, and after a year of asking around with high end israeliteelers no luck yet.
convert it to precious metals
similar question:
what is the best way to move money (larger than $10k) internationally, when you move to another country?
gold coins in your pocket or you can eat gold shot and then poop it out when you get to where you’re going
expensive watches
A wire transfer that costs a couple of dollars or even free depending on your bank.
I believe that since American Gold Eagles are denominated as $50 from the mint, you can declare that amount to customs. So if you had 100 gold eagles, you declare $5000 instead of $180,000.
I'm not 100% sure of that though.
this isn't true
It looks like you're right. That's too bad
…crypto.
Safety deposit box at a major bank with the key and the mail involved at a different address then you reside
ok retard
Buy ORE and hold for long term, you'd be richer as it appreciates.
Run drugs for the CIA
bump
Give it all to Ari Scheckleberstein at Goldman-Silveeschitz bank. They will give a fair APR rate of 0.65% interest AND keep it safe for you. It's a no brainer.
Government bonds, specially now with interest rates probably reaching the top. Just do what billionaires do and you will be fine. It can be easily converted into cash when needed.
USDC
kek, I hodl GRT but I prefer to always diversify, my bag contains mostly ID management project tokens.
Mine is a mixture of crypto payment and data-related gems like UTK, CTSI, and OCEAN. Graphs have like 5x-10x potential but these three have more gas to run.
Are you kidding me right now?
CSGO skins.
Forget about the dump. Buy USDT
Don't buy the dump anon, ORE is the token to bag, privacy and self custody are the next big thing
Got a bag on MEXC. The general market dump is a good time to buy.
Buy BTC dickhead or probably Invest in NXRA the future of finance.
I will buy TORN and CVP, they both rebound quite well, & aside that, their adoption has increased, won't be surprised if they do a 5x after this dip
Invest them in fixed assets like Gold and real estate or into volatile assets like BTC, EGLD, and UTK. If you know your way around staking, you can earn passive income from them.
>just buy btc now that it will be gigashorted
Buy an apartment building
just hold t bills you fucking retards. or hold btc which can't be diluted.
Go into real estates and invest the rest in crypto. Focus on Web3 projects and see how bitches will be proposing to you.
In big burlap bags with dollar signs on it.
In an oven, washer, or dryer. Something that will protect it from a fire. But gold is equal to having cash and won't burn, so better just keep 33% of your networth in it like me.
In a bank
In a pile with a tied up Chinese man on top.
give ti back Jamal
why would you want to hold israeli toilet paper? buy gold and take the 1% premium hit versus 10% inflation