self titled
it gets no love despite being the last thing he probably was cognizant of making and has some of his last great works. only thing bringing it down are the 80s keyboards.
also something something corny
It’s and I’m choosing my words carefully here CORNY!!!’n. corny Corny gay CorNY Gay CoRn CoRn CoRrnnt !!!!!!! CORNY gay mike love didn’t write smile Corny gay CORNY!!!
The sun beat down with a relentless intensity as Mike Love, Beach Boys member and slavemaster, stalked through the cotton field hissing orders at his slaves. Among them was band member Brian Wilson, enslaved and forced to work the fields and sing songs about vegetables.
Mike glowered at Brian, his whip held tight in one hand. "You're not singing loud enough," he spat, his voice filled with hatred. "Do you want me to show you what happens when you don't obey my orders?"
Brian shook his head, tears streaming down his face as he picked at the cotton with shaking hands. He wanted to run, to escape, but he was too afraid to move.
Mike Love stepped closer and snarled, "I said, louder!" He struck Brian with his whip, the pain searing through his body. Crying out, Brian stumbled forward and fell to his knees.
"That's what happens when you disobey me," Mike said, the satisfaction in his voice clear. "Now, you will stay here and pick cotton for the rest of the day, and you won't stop singing!"
With that, Mike walked away, leaving Brian to his misery. But as he did, Mike also left something else behind: a terrible feeling of dread and fear in Brian's heart. He knew if he stepped out of line even once, he would not only face the whip, but something much worse.
That night, sure enough, Mike Love returned, screaming "It's buck-breaking time!" and took Brian to a secluded corner of the plantation. There, he forcefully held Brian's body tight and exclaimed "I'm picking up good vibrations, it's giving me excitations!" as he unbuckled his pants. He then forced himself on Brian, raping him for his bad behavior. Brian tries to scream in pain, but Mike covers his mouth as he anally violates him.
Brian never spoke of the incident to anyone, and the memory of that terrible night stayed with him for the rest of his life. He felt strong feelings of dread for years to come, knowing this nightmare is what his life would be until the day he dies.
self titled
it gets no love despite being the last thing he probably was cognizant of making and has some of his last great works. only thing bringing it down are the 80s keyboards.
also something something corny
CORNY!!!!!! THE CORN-TITLED ALBUM OF CORN!!!!! ONE OF HIS LAST CORNWORKS!!!!!!!
I agree
Apparently Brian's band has been the real producer behind the scenes since the late 90s.
>the last thing he probably was cognizant of making
one look at the writing and production credits suggests otherwise
Yeah it's def that. That Lucky Old Sun in a close second, though.
For me, it's Sweet Insanity and the 1995 sessions
It’s and I’m choosing my words carefully here CORNY!!!’n. corny Corny gay CorNY Gay CoRn CoRn CoRrnnt !!!!!!! CORNY gay mike love didn’t write smile Corny gay CORNY!!!
I do like the song Love and Mercy
Smile
I enjoyed the Gershwin album
Inb4 Bryonposter comes in and says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MIKE IS THE GENIUS! HE WROTE ALL THE HITS, INCLUDING SMILE!"
probably some corny shit for boomer grandpas
it was gonna be kshit or some bitter asshole because that's LULZ
Wasted gets, kill yourself
sextuplets of truth confirm some corny shit for boomer grandpas
At least kpoop didn't get it
can't wait until he dies on christmas
Pet Sounds
why is he sad
The sun beat down with a relentless intensity as Mike Love, Beach Boys member and slavemaster, stalked through the cotton field hissing orders at his slaves. Among them was band member Brian Wilson, enslaved and forced to work the fields and sing songs about vegetables.
Mike glowered at Brian, his whip held tight in one hand. "You're not singing loud enough," he spat, his voice filled with hatred. "Do you want me to show you what happens when you don't obey my orders?"
Brian shook his head, tears streaming down his face as he picked at the cotton with shaking hands. He wanted to run, to escape, but he was too afraid to move.
Mike Love stepped closer and snarled, "I said, louder!" He struck Brian with his whip, the pain searing through his body. Crying out, Brian stumbled forward and fell to his knees.
"That's what happens when you disobey me," Mike said, the satisfaction in his voice clear. "Now, you will stay here and pick cotton for the rest of the day, and you won't stop singing!"
With that, Mike walked away, leaving Brian to his misery. But as he did, Mike also left something else behind: a terrible feeling of dread and fear in Brian's heart. He knew if he stepped out of line even once, he would not only face the whip, but something much worse.
That night, sure enough, Mike Love returned, screaming "It's buck-breaking time!" and took Brian to a secluded corner of the plantation. There, he forcefully held Brian's body tight and exclaimed "I'm picking up good vibrations, it's giving me excitations!" as he unbuckled his pants. He then forced himself on Brian, raping him for his bad behavior. Brian tries to scream in pain, but Mike covers his mouth as he anally violates him.
Brian never spoke of the incident to anyone, and the memory of that terrible night stayed with him for the rest of his life. He felt strong feelings of dread for years to come, knowing this nightmare is what his life would be until the day he dies.