What's stopping you from making a device that sends and receives morse code through Bluetooth or something and using it to pass college easily by having a friend that'll morse code you the answers to tests?
What's stopping you?
What's stopping you from making a device that sends and receives morse code through Bluetooth or something and using it to pass college easily by having a friend that'll morse code you the answers to tests?
What's the point of going to college if you aren't learning anything?
U get a job in Europe at least also if u have good grades your college will be free
>be OP
>cheat through exam
>get job in Yurop (lmao)
>employer expects competency
>OP can't deliver
>OP is fired
What if the job is actually easy in reality and college is just bs
So you want to become a webshitter? Got it.
Guys who mentioned being a programmer at all? There's plenty of colleges where i can use this shit everyone knows about those jobs where u don't do shit and just get paid. I just think it's a neat idea
Are you a moderately attractive middle class white woman with social connections? If not are you a non asian minority that's underrepresented in the corporate world? If the answers to these questions is no you probably aren't getting a do nothing email girl job without nepotism.
Well whatever the device is still useful for stipends
Jobs where you don't do shit usually require degrees from colleges that don't teach you shit, so what shitty subject could you have trouble passing?
The most important skill a programmer can have is the ability to learn, particularly from shitty, incomplete documentation. Yeah, if you're absolutely sure you're good at this, college is a bunch of crap, but the vast majority of people need college to force them to discover how they learn best.
ok but what if the opposire?
>Implying anyone actually learns something in college
imagine making a chess buttplug with an uno
It pays off though
Full qrd on this? I remember looking it up when it happened and only got sanitised "uhh he usd /unconventional methods/ to cheat.."
>magnum carlos loses to some shitter who is merely a 150 IQ grandmaster instead of literally the single best chess player in history
>said shitter/grandmaster admitted he used to cheat in high school on chess.com while he was learning the game
>mongo carsino made a big stink about losing and refused to play against him
>goes so far as to drop out of a tournament against him, defying the advice of precious supreme chess wizard boris karlov
and that's it. there is no evidence he played unusually or did anything during the game. matt damon just got butthole hurt.
>admitted he used to cheat in high school on chess.com while he was learning the game
90% of the chess players become professional at the age of 10. It is super rare for a GM to start late. For instance, Alireza (a super GM) keeps saying he started too late to play chess seriously, which was when he was 8. Also chess players earn money from chess.com. And that bozo cheated 100+ times (according to chess.com report) online WHILE he was a pro player, 2 of which he admits. So yea, you are wildly downplaying Hans Niemann case. He needs to be spat on sight.
yea that's load of bullshit.
I mean he was 12 when he started playing those tournament games, so that's not really a factor
there was absolutely nothing suspicious about his play with carlson
I want to see that gen. /unconventional methods/ sounds like a fancier LULZ
I dont have to imagine
1. I already graduated 6 years ago.
2. Graduating without actually learning stuff is useless.
3. I haven't had a friend since middle school.
>I haven't had a friend since middle school.
for real? Has that been rough?
isnt that just a cellphone?
ching chong bing bong thread
my lack of a friend who will do that
1. It violates academic integrity.
2. See reason 1 again.
3. If you made it to this reason, you didn't follow the procedural flow.
Where would the friend get the answers from? College isn't just rote memorizing shit
>College isn't just rote memorizing shit
It isn't? I could've sworn that's exactly what it is.
I'm not indian or chinese
Teachers checking for devices.
Unless the idea is to have your genius friend taking the same course conspire to send you the answers from within the same exam room while answering the questions himself, presumably you'd need to send info about the questions off-site and have someone find answers online. In that case your bottleneck will probably be transmitting the questions. Tapping them out in morse code would take forever and hiding a camera would be much harder than hiding a bluetooth buttplug.
Even ignoring that, having a morse-only friend-to-buttplug link is only likely to be helpful for tests that are multiple choice or require only a few words in response. That's pretty unusual at university level, at least in my experience. Most questions need fairly long, detailed answers often including mathematical notation/code/etc depending on subject.
Some people can receive morse code at pretty impressive rates, but that'd probably require a lot of effort and practice which would be better spent on studying.
Plus, I imagine the practical speed limit of a vibrating buttplug solution would be significantly lower than a traditional audio based setup.
The amount of effort to do this is far greater than spending like 30 minutes a day reading through lectures. And if you get off from these 5d chess autistic delusions, you are likely an autist, which means you are likely a tranny who should consider joining the 41%. YWNBAW.
because your friend is likely more retarded than you are
how are you planning to send and receive the data in the first place?
also by the time you learn morse code fluently you could have just leart the course you're examing on
Some colleges have radio jammers to prevent this.
>he believed his university would openly commit a federal crime
lol
It's not a crime if it's not reported :^)
Please tell us what college does this so we can get those HAM nerds to swarm that area as fast as the fcc
How would you even send your questions to your friend? Imagine using this in a math test lol