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what's more pathetic: a 6 foot trooner or a 5 foot pooner?

what's more pathetic: a 6 foot trooner or a 5 foot pooner?

  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    you

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    boymoders

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

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    a 5'5 boymoder too scared to find a bf and just reads stories online and day dreams about the cute guys they see at work regularly

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Being 5'4 and honmoding, I dont think your missing out on much there. But you really should allow handsome guys to woo you a little.
      When it seems scary find comfort in them instead, or enjoy the excitement of it all.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

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        i just get overly excited and embarassed. i have a regular who comes in and i remembered his exact drink and name in just one day and when he came in i went
        >"hi (name)!"
        way too enthusiastically and he always comes with his cis f coworker who i didnt remember her name at all which made it even more obvious i had a crush or something on him specifically. despite remembering his drink i somehow made it hot instead of iced and i felt so embarassed i was like visibly smitten and overwhelmed and it was so obvious. i hate this

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Awww that's just extremely adorable anonette. I bet he thought your visible enthusiasm, was and is cute. No man hates the idea of his presence making a woman dizzy and flustered.

          You should like put your number on a piece a paper and put it on the lid when you give it to him. "call me anon..."
          Just think how flustered you'd be alone in his lap, so worth it.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

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            i look like a well groomed effeminate teenage twink at best and im only a few months on hrt. i have malefailed a few times but i by no means look like a woman and i probably came off as desperate and i doubt he would be into someone like me especially when hes like really tall (like he towers over me i wouldnt be suprised if he were almost 7 feet tall) and could probably get any girl he wants.
            >You should like put your number on a piece a paper and put it on the lid when you give it to him. "call me anon..."
            Just think how flustered you'd be alone in his lap, so worth it.
            i would die from happiness and comfort but yea this is never going to happen ugh

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      I feel called out

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      actually i'm 5'6 but thanks for reading my mind

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Boymoders just cant handle the presence of men. They fall to pieces so quickly, and couldn't hide there goofy feelings if they tried.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          i actually printed the completely wrong tag for this cute guy's order at work once i was so distracted i gave him the label for something waaay cheaper than what he ordered but i couldn't even be properly mad at myself because my bottombrain told me he deserved the discount anyway

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      fuckxjdhnsshjsjsbshd

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    A sleek, tall and lithe frame on a woman can be quite attractive. It really depends on how womanly the tranny looks.

    A 5 foot man is just an embarrassment, and honorary woman basically.

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    More important question:
    Who would win in a fight?

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    tall women are at least relatively common, 5ft men literally don't exist outside of asia and malnourished countries. let alone a 5ft man with a womanly figure, female strength, female mannerisms, and a toddler sized skull.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      6 ft women aren't any more common than 5 ft men

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    6ft troon. You will always stand out.

    You stand out even as a male. I get comments while manmoding from annoying ass customers about it

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >dutch people: we're 6ft under the ocean so you either grow or drown

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      where the fuck do you live? i'm over 6ft and rarely get jokes or stares, and most of the time in public there are plenty of men barely shorter than me.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Us, Indiana. I'm 6'4 and tower over most men. I always have short old people making comments about it. There is one coworker, yhe assistant manager, who is taller than me out of an entire grocwry store's staff

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I am 6'3" and went to a boarding school in Indiana before trooning out, I was average height among the males and never once got a comment about it.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not pathetic though. If you're tall you'll constantly be commented on regardless if you're gender non conforming. Small men get bantered out of existence.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      6 ft women aren't any more common than 5 ft men

      are you american

  8. 4 days ago
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    >what's more pathetic: a 6 foot trooner or a 5 foot pooner?
    Pooner.
    Always the pooner.

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I see 6 foot cis women from time to time while I've seen precisely 5 foot cis men in my entire life (excluding people with dwarfism). Also short men always look kinda weird, like a mini fridge

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    a 5 foot pooner. 6 feet is not that tall, but 5 feet is stupid short. Being tall as a woman also does not make you less attractive but being short as a men definitely does.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >6 feet is not that tall
      In the Netherlands maybe

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        In big chunk of europe the average male is about 6 feet eg. the entire northern and eastern europe, western not being that much shorter. The only manlet countries are in the south. Netherlands is the tallest, but the difference isn't that big, compared to other europeans it's pretty normal

        In sweden for example a 6'0 female would be 96.8 percentile (1.9 SDs from average) while a 5'0 male would be 0.004 percentile (4 SD from average, equivalent in tall female would be something like 195cm)

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          https://tall.life/height-percentile-calculator-age-country/
          trying this for US out of curiosity

          6'0 female: 2.9 SDs from average (99.83 percentile)
          5'0 male: 3.2 SDs from average (0.072 percentile)
          female equivalent of a manlet in SDs: 6'1

          So according to their dataset the american poonmanlet still wins the oppression olympics, but heighthons seem pretty fucked compared to like majority of EU.

          I have small doubts about the data though because when I looked up height by countries to see where to emigrate to some were slightly shorter than in the data I found, but that's only good news for amerimanlets if it applies to them (tho I assume it's probably accurate for US since the website seems to be american)

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >In sweden for example a 6'0 female would be 96.8 percentile (1.9 SDs from average)
          It's 98.8/2.2 actually, no idea how I got it wrong when I just looked up a website, my apologies

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >6 feet is not that tall
      >Being tall as a woman also does not make you less attractive
      This is a joke right?

      • 4 days ago
        FunnyDog

        Tall women are based, there should be more of them, I cannot imagine wanting to be literal child height. (Under 5’4)

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    why are americans so short, I'm 5'9 and am the same height as most women where I live

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    my mom (and her sisters) were all around 6 feet tall, i've met a couple other cis girls in my life also that height.
    i've never met a man (cis or poon) that was 5 feet tall, so i'd say that its likely more unfortunate for the pooner than the hon

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on whether pooners are welcomed to join horny posting at the same rate as tall trooners. Someone wants (to fuck) you? Zou have value.

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What's worse, 6'3" troon or 6'3" repressor?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      repressors are cowards, so worse.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

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        falling for the repressor meme in the first place lol

        of course a repressor

        Reddit brained retards I look exactly like this no way trooning is worse for me

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          repression is still worse

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          youre still a coward for denying your own life.
          youre too much of a pussy to live without the privilege of a cishet male even though you know you aren't one.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      falling for the repressor meme in the first place lol

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      of course a repressor

  15. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a 6ft pooner

  16. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

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    people who obsess over height like it's astrology

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      The difference is height is real and actually affects your life significantly

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