what's it like to have a cute girl sit on your face? Posted on May 21, 2023 by Anonymous what's it like to have a cute girl sit on your face?
I've been with a bunch of legit cute girls, but I never felt the desire to make this happen.
I kinda wish tongues could lick pussy and ass and also fuck at the same time. I've had this repeated experience of wanting to bite her buttcheeks while fucking her from behind and being so frustrated
Like ugh BUTT, fucking meld it to my being
Nice but better if she farts
based but finding a girl into it if you're not chad isn't happening
There's plenty of girls happily looking for non-chads.
Reality is just that you suck at finding them.
Sir, I'm an old, fat loser. Like fat fat. My boobs are fabulous.
I date girls in the early to mid 20s, slim ones, 7/10 and above, IQ 115+.
>old fat loser
I haven't been totally retarded, so I've got a decent education.
Now I'm NEET though, 43, a legit cripple too. I am charismamaxxed though, as said, and any kind of woman has a really hard time resisting that.
How do you meet these women, also you have wealth and your own place don't you.
Even your crippledness is probably justified.
Youre a man who thought not working can afford to live on his own, and has a great excuse for not being able to move.
>How do you meet these women, also you have wealth and your own place don't you.
In real life, all the classic things, friends of friends for example. Current girl I actually met in a psychiatric institution. The smoker is always the most social place.
I don't have wealth, I don't have social status. These things don't matter if you have charisma. You're the funniest guy to be around. People can't resist that very well.
I have some trouble understanding that last sentence, but English is my fifth language.
Do you live on your own?
Do you pay for your own place?
Do you own property?
You don't work after all.
No, no and no. It never becomes a topic if you have charisma, they just go with it.
So you live with your parents?
How do you have sex with these women?
I live with another guy, very very autistic one at that.
Having sex isn't an issue, I have a decent man-cave, big bed, overall comfy. That's plenty.
So this other man owns the place, why does he let you live there for free?
Nah, it's paid for by our social security network.
Where are we going with this anyway?
You claimed you were a loser and despite this have sex with attractive women regularly. I'm questioning you to see if thats true.
A loser in terms of body, money and social status.
The things usually assumed to be the most attractive qualities around here.
Charisma wrecks that stuff.
What's even the point to be in a relationship with someone who likes you for your material wealth?
not sure if wasted
FUCKING CHECKED AND KEKKED, ONLY REAL LOVE IS LOVE
Thats the thing, I don't thats true. For example you have friends, and friends of friends. Social situations where you meet other people. All of that shit is invite only.
You have to already know someone for that to start at all. The only way you'd have that is through some sort of status.
Unless you're picking up all those girls as the psych-ward, but even thats for questioning since with out a job how are you paying to go there?
>with out a job how are you paying to go there?
Insurance, I don't live in a third world country.
>Thats the thing, I don't thats true. For example you have friends, and friends of friends. Social situations where you meet other people. All of that shit is invite only.
>You have to already know someone for that to start at all. The only way you'd have that is through some sort of status.
I've been down to one friend. So I had to start on getting some more. I just found a comfy bar, sat there and had a couple of beers. Second day, some guy sat down next to me and said cheers.
He had other friends, I got introduced. Nobody had any idea about my status(es), nobody gave a shit either. So I built up on that, all very relaxed.
>im just a total loser
> a day latter someone walks up to me and brings all his friends
This isn't normal.
You literally did nothing but sat there and people ,from just looking at you, thought to integrate you into their friend group.
One of the ideas behind places like that is making new friends. One of the sad things is that most people around here never tried that.
What makes you think your situation is normal?
People lie more often about their status than their failures.
Its more likely that you would lie about being a loser, most people do , than everyone here lying about failing in public.
Trolling was fun, back in the day (actually /b/ in 2006 and such). But I don't anymore see a point to lying. I just tell the truth nowadays, and it saves me a lot of mental work trying to keep a network of lies up.
I'm still like 35BMI overweight, have to walk with a crutch, as said, no material value.
Now, people around here...you know as well as I that they're a mentally fucked up bunch.
>have to walk with a crutch
Before the crutch how was life?
Same, really. Turned out to not make that much of a difference. Of course it's a nice icebreaker, good self defense weapon too.
I'm still not 100% through the rehabilitation process, in a couple of months I should be able to do without the crutch.
This smells fishy. But you can't breath and weight of human body on head feels crushing. No matter how cute, sitting on someone's face is painful experience.
I've sat on a few faces, it was nice kind of a wet feeling. The pleasure of it was more about how active they were in trying to get in my asshole with their tongue, the gesture of it made it good.
Maybe its the same way the other way around?
It feels wonderful (whether she's cute or not).
>what's it like to have a cute girl sit on your face?
Pretty good, especially if she's sucking you at the same time. You nose is going to be right up in her butthole, so make sure she's clean beforehand. Personally I'd rather she be on her back with her legs pulled back so I can see her face while I'm licking her clit. I like those cute "gonna cum" faces they make. Also from that angle you can slip a finger inside and stroke her g-spot and make her feel even better.
>You nose is going to be right up in her butthole, so make sure she's clean beforehand
but thats the fun part
I want to feel some soft and warm cheeks on my face.
>what's it like to have a cute girl sit on your face?
with incels interlinked
It feels fucking amazing. I love feeling and smelling a womans cunt on my mouth and lips and pressing my nose into her asshole.
I had a thicc girl sit on my face and it was fucking great, but she was kinda heavy though lol
I would let her do it again though tbf
ive thought about paying a woman to do this, but im too scared so not gonna bother. i think it would be pretty ideal since i like the idea of findom stuff but not complete denial