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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is Australian.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a know-it-all homosexual like every other kangaroo fricker

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Established automotive journalist, regular contributor to the country's largest car magazine
    >Sees the writing on the wall for the Australian Car Industry
    >Writes a big expose hoping to shock a change in the industry, gets mainstream attention, features on national news, etc.
    >Gets fired from his magazine job and completely black balled by the industry at large for telling the inconvenience truth
    >No one will touch him, can't even test drive a new car
    >Says frick it, goes on his own while adopting an angry, uncensored AVGN-esque persona that was popular online at the time
    >Relies on renting/borrowing cars from strangers and press cars from the Koreans (this is why he's soft on Hyundai/Kia)
    >Builds up a little niche online as hard truth telling automotive journalist. "All those guys are lying to you to keep the manufactures happy, only I tell the truth!"
    >Australian car industry goes the way of the Dodo in the exact time frame he specified
    >This restores his reputation back to its previous power, while the "I told you so" ego boost makes him insufferable

    I can't stand his content but I can't hate the man. He made the correct call, was punished for it and time proved him right. I'd be smug as frick too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Australian Car Industry
      now that's funny

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ever heard of Wollongong, Newcastle ect? Idiot.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah Wollongong is great. Up there along with Shaddersbergerbery and Willingtonerton.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Love a curry pie from the Willingtonerton bakery.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I tried googling shaddersbeegerbery and nothing came u-HEY WAITTT A MINUTE!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The raiders cap tells you everything you need to know.

      Journalists = pretenders.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean the Raiders cap?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The thing on his head.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but why did you bring it up? Why does wearing a Raiders cap make him disengenous?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes

            How many Aussie frickwits wear that hat and would have no idea that Garapollo is the new Quarterback. Next time you see an npc in a raiders cap ask them what they think the biggest changes to the offence will be with Carr gone.

            He wears the cap because he sees it as something that other people do. And that’s where his opinions belong. In the realm of the generic, casual auto fan. You know the type. You meet them at bbqs all the time. They once owned an SV6 and consider themselves and enthusiast because it had custom plates and they used Bowdens stuff to wash it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Michael Crichton sums up this guy better than I ever could.

            “Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward—reversing cause and effect. I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them.
            In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know.”
            - Michael Crichton

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well brands like cotton on sell them, they will have NFL/NBA teams but only the really popular teams, like bulls, Lakers, Raiders

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have a raiders cap?

            I’m sorry.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope but I'd say a good chunk of guys I know do for some reason

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s a meme. I can’t work it out. Like 16yo girls who think Nirvana is a clothing brand.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That damn nirvana smiley face.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s a short, bald, angry little man.

    I still watch him every so often though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Established automotive journalist, regular contributor to the country's largest car magazine
      >Sees the writing on the wall for the Australian Car Industry
      >Writes a big expose hoping to shock a change in the industry, gets mainstream attention, features on national news, etc.
      >Gets fired from his magazine job and completely black balled by the industry at large for telling the inconvenience truth
      >No one will touch him, can't even test drive a new car
      >Says frick it, goes on his own while adopting an angry, uncensored AVGN-esque persona that was popular online at the time
      >Relies on renting/borrowing cars from strangers and press cars from the Koreans (this is why he's soft on Hyundai/Kia)
      >Builds up a little niche online as hard truth telling automotive journalist. "All those guys are lying to you to keep the manufactures happy, only I tell the truth!"
      >Australian car industry goes the way of the Dodo in the exact time frame he specified
      >This restores his reputation back to its previous power, while the "I told you so" ego boost makes him insufferable

      I can't stand his content but I can't hate the man. He made the correct call, was punished for it and time proved him right. I'd be smug as frick too.

      He's a know-it-all homosexual like every other kangaroo fricker

      Alcohol.

      Ever notice how he angles the camera so it's looking up at him, making him look alot taller

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It makes it easier to read the teleprompter

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is that expression intended to convey

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disappointment. Disappointment carried from his father's disappointment in him. He never did well in school and never listened to his father. Nothing he did was good enough to please his old man. The days went by and he turned into the grumpy old man he swore he wouldn't become. Turning to alcohol and drugs to escape the loneliness and despair that has come to surround his dark and miserable fading life. The past grows longer and regrets mount, things he know he will never be able to change. His wife divorced him and his limp dick needs pills for his getaways to Southeast Asia where he fricks ladyboys and diminutive Asian women. He makes sure to sour the fun of any child he comes across, it's the only satisfaction he finds anymore.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for sharing your projection with us, anon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That he is a garden gnome looking mutherfricka

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