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what's his appeal? his only two good movies were nightmare on elm street and edward scissorhands

what's his appeal? his only two good movies were nightmare on elm street and edward scissorhands

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a real artist and a rock'n'roller. You probably won't understand if you aren't an earthrocker.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sleepy Hollow is pure, unmitigated kino

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers don't get many things, OP. It's ok, you've got your own things like Zendaya or Billie Eilish or whatever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lil huddy is there Johnny depp

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's based
    He drinks booze, does drugs, hits women, and acts well
    That's the appeal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >drunk pirate
      >wacky chocolate factory owner
      >retard with scissor hands
      i don't think he's a good actor, AMA

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares what you think

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pirates 1 was kino

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is from hell and potc

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead Man, you fucking cunt. Also Fear & Loathing is pure kino and only contrarian chud retards think otherwise

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wacky druggie
      wow, he deserves an oscar for that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's all you got out of it? Le Wacky Druggie? That's seriously all you took away from that? You have absolutely no sense of context. This is a guy who Nixon hated so goddamn much that he spotted him at a speech (with a forged press pass) and gave him a ride back to DC on AF1. And proceeded to grill him about college football, knowing that HST was a college ball buff. Just to intimidate him.

        Anyway, Donnie Brasco was also great.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fear and Loathing only worked because it was a line for line adaptation of the book with great visuals. John Depp’s wacky Jim Carrey impression got old after five minutes, Duke in the book was crazy in a much drier way.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ninth gate is kino too

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer, watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Or preferably just KYS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >49% RT
      no thank you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh so now we trust RT scores? I guess The Las Jedi really WAS that good huh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        retarded sheep

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ed Wood and Dead Man are pretty great. What's Eating Gilbert Grape too but i don't think Depp himself has ever been that good

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched The Brave on a Sunday afternoon as a kid and it introduced me to the concept of snuff films.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong. His only good movies are Ed Wood and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't understand the appeal of a top list A actor like Johnny Depp then you're a retard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      him and pitt aren't good actors, sorry to break it to you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his appeal is obvious, personally i question his acting ability

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sleepy Hollow
    The Ninth Gate

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a great actor when you watch his old stuff. Good in Blow, Crybaby, and Ed Wood

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good movies with Johnny Depp:

    >Platoon
    >Nightmare on Elm Street
    >Blow
    >Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
    >Donnie Brasco
    >Dead Man
    >Once Upon A Time In Mexico
    >The Imaginarium of Doctor PArnassus
    >Ed Wood
    >What's Eating Gilbert Grape
    >Arizona Dream
    >LA Without A Map
    >Mortdecai
    >Benny and Joon
    >Jack and Jill
    >Sherlock Gnomes
    >Chocolat

    fight me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are they good movies because of him?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >are they good movies?
        Yes, objectively.
        >would they be the same movie without him?
        No, objectively.
        So your answer there is yes. To split hairs as toif they would be AS good with a different actor is pointless, because you're comparing apples and oranges at that point - completely different, but probably similar, films. The catch being that one exists and the other hypotheticals only exist in the realm of ideas.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          his part in platoon wasn't exactly important for the rest of the movie
          same can be said of nightmare on elm street. it could had been any other actor

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >To split hairs as to if they would be AS good with a different actor is pointless, because you're comparing apples and oranges at that point - completely different, but probably similar, films. The catch being that one exists and the other hypotheticals only exist in the realm of ideas.

            I already addressed that, you brainlet! Can't you fucking read?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh, you're just gonna sneak this onto your list, are you?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think he’s a good actor but does that “le quirky Proto-reddit” act too much

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ed Wood, Ninth Gate, Pirates of the Carribean

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where are his eyebrows? why is he wearing safety pins on his ears?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    John Deep spent $50,000 AN MONTH on fine wines

    DEEP INTO THE MURKY WATERS!!!!!

    John Deep is A ALCOHOL!

    …………………And it’s really ruining his life!

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