196 thoughts on “What's a respectable way to carry your stuff if you're over 25?

  1. Anonymous says:

    AAAAAA
    IS that a backpack!? I’m going insAaAAane!
    That’s not just rude, that’s also not polite!
    Me? Why, I fill my pockets to bursting point and carry what doesn’t fit in my hands.

    • Anonymous says:

      I hate this and his whole channel and crew. Everything looks bad on him, including his classic outfits and he still has the audacity to talk fashion.

      • Anonymous says:

        They all look like a bunch of dorky nerds. Especially in that clip they play in their videos where they’re walking in slow motion dressed in suits. It’s like they’re cosplaying in a Renaissance fair, but for the 1920’s.

    • Anonymous says:

      I hate this and his whole channel and crew. Everything looks bad on him, including his classic outfits and he still has the audacity to talk fashion.

      They all look like a bunch of dorky nerds. Especially in that clip they play in their videos where they’re walking in slow motion dressed in suits. It’s like they’re cosplaying in a Renaissance fair, but for the 1920’s.

      Ever since I first found his channel years ago, I have been fascinated by him. Something about him and the new guys always seemed off. Like, why would they dress like that?

        • Anonymous says:

          >daddy gooberment should stop people doing things I don’t like!
          >that’s right daddy gooberment! put in me chastity and keep me safe! UwU
          Left-wing gay moron detected. Rope.

          • Anonymous says:

            At least you’re an honest bootlicker, I respect that.

            Covering your face makes you unrecognizable if you commit crime, stupid. That’s why it should be illegal.

            Imagine trading a shred of your freedom for such a gay reason, and imagine what other infringements you could justify with your gay logic. Might as well put tracking chips in citizens to make it easier to verify if they were present when a crime was committed. Password on your phone? Nah, that potentially obfuscates criminal activity, should be illegal. VPN? Hell no, sorry, makes it harder for the prosecution.

            Rope.

          • Anonymous says:

            Dude, you are stupid. It’s the same thing as making cyanide illagal. Procuring cyanide almost always would proceed a crime, just like walking around with your face covered. You can use common sense for these things. It isn’t a right anyone cares to exercise unless they want to commit crime. Totally different than gun ownership or the like.

          • Anonymous says:

            Half of Saudi walks around with their face covered up and they have half the overall crime rate and 1/50th of the drug use of the US you stupid moron.
            >oooooh daddy gooberment, i don’t understand statistics but i don’t like it!!! please ban it daddy pweeez! i’m too stupid to appreciate basic freedom, it’s scary!

            Rope, I’m not joking. You are a manchild.

          • Anonymous says:

            Why would you bring up a totally different country in a different climate and different culture unless you are trying to derail and troll? How does that relate to moron fashion?

          • Anonymous says:

            >half of the grungecore kanye imitators in LA get arrested overnight because their fits involve covering the face

          • Anonymous says:

            Now, if the government started using cameras everywhere to identify where you were going for no reason, then yeah I would advocate for full face masks, but right now when it is moron fashion, and only Black folk do it – and Black folk also commit tons of crime – I’m against it.

          • Anonymous says:

            >Now, if the government started using cameras everywhere to identify where you were going for no reason, then yeah I would advocate for full face masks
            >"if"
            You’re joking, right? You have to be joking.

          • Anonymous says:

            >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protect_America_Act_of_2007
            >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRISM
            The US government is more invested in spying on the domestic population than any other government in human history. It’s clear that you’re too stupid to engage in a meaningful conversation on this topic, so I’m going to do Anki instead.

          • Anonymous says:

            And how much of that is "facial recognition on cameras to track where individuals are going at all times," which was my condition for advocating face masks.

            Lol

          • Anonymous says:

            >facial recognition on cameras to track where individuals are going at all times
            Yeah, this is a bit like crossing the Atlantic by using the sun and stars to navigate – we absolutely would do this if we had to, but it’s redundant now. Your phone triangulates where you are at all times and the government has been collecting that data (along with all other data associated with your IP addresses, including every website you have ever visited) for nearly a decade, they no longer deny this. There is no present need for the government to use facial recognition to track you, so they don’t bother.

            This isn’t a valid reason to ban face masks, which are an effective way to ensure personal privacy from local and national agencies, pigs, as well as non-government entities. Privacy is similar to free speech – you are either for personal (negative) privacy or against it, there is no middle ground, no "Oh, VPNs and passwords are ok, but covering your face is… le bad!", it cannot work like that. You are obviously against personal privacy when it bothers you, and much like anti-free speech Black folk who have that exact same opinion, the reality is you do not agree with the principle at all.

          • Anonymous says:

            >Your phone triangulates where you are at all times
            if you use de-googled android, that is not the case
            you can even measure it, no data goes out if you’re using calyx or graphene
            the battery of a de-googled android phone lasts a week because of this

          • Anonymous says:

            dunno about government but supermarkets face track to detect potential shoplifters. the tech is good enough now that it only needs a small part of your face to recognise someone.

            anyway. what backpacks do walmart have.

          • Anonymous says:

            Covering your face makes you unrecognizable if you commit crime, stupid. That’s why it should be illegal.

  2. Anonymous says:

    What stuff do you need to carry as a man? You have pockets for that. If you mean your laptop and some documents for work, then a nylon laptop bag is the standard with some people carrying leather ones

    • Anonymous says:

      >You have pockets for that.

      Carry your wallet and phone in your pocket

      >Carry your wallet and phone in your pocket
      phone would fall off from pocket when I sit unless I’m wearing jeans or cargo pants
      also, if you wear many keys, they’re bulky and look bad inside the pockets

        • Anonymous says:

          Maybe sex repellent for homos (and that’s a good thing). Cargos are workers and combat pants. Any woman worth hecking would be into men that work with their hands (or at least dress like them).

          • Anonymous says:

            >Any woman worth hecking would be into men that work with their hands (or at least dress like them).
            what is this cope lol

            they might miss having guys that can work with their hands, but they do NOT want to be associated with working-class blue collar types

          • Anonymous says:

            There’s no woman who won’t get wet at a soldier uniform. That’s one of the most effective ways to test whether a woman is a woman or a closeted tranny.

            >Cargos are workers and combat pants
            Other than that, they are stupid. Like wearing camo clothes. Dress for comfort and function. If you are going to Lowes for something, you don’t need full cargo or camo.

            > Dress for comfort and function.
            These are more comfortable, functional and manlier than any baggy pants zoomers wear these days.

          • Anonymous says:

            The equivalent of a woman in a bikini, is a man in a suit.
            >soldiers get laid
            Lmao, soldiers are the guys that got cucked the most.

            Girls sleep with kings, not sacrificial pawns. Keep your cuck clothes.

          • Anonymous says:

            Sweaty, the only one coping and desperately grasping at straws is you. Nobody gave a shit about kings, because they were beyond any normal woman’s reach. It’s soldiers and knights that were the symbol of masculinity and strength for every woman. Even princesses and queens used to fall for their knights and bodyguards frequently and cuck their fat, spoiled, effeminate king of a husband.

          • Anonymous says:

            Women don’t hecking know what they want, stupid. They want a doctor that makes 150k a year AND they want a rugged guy who chops firewood and lives in the woods.

          • Anonymous says:

            >Cargos are workers and combat pants
            Other than that, they are stupid. Like wearing camo clothes. Dress for comfort and function. If you are going to Lowes for something, you don’t need full cargo or camo.

          • Anonymous says:

            >Any woman worth hecking would be into men that work with their hands (or at least dress like them).
            Kek this is the funniest thing I’ve read today.

          • Anonymous says:

            >Maybe sex repellent for homos (and that’s a good thing).
            I am unironically attracted mainly to men wearing cargo pants. It’s the whole tradiecore thing.
            t. homo

        • Anonymous says:

          imagine thinking women actually care about the pants that your wearing. be 6’3 with a nice jawline and you could be wearing a trashbag and she still wont care

      • Anonymous says:

        https://i.imgur.com/0HEeGsy.jpg

        There’s no woman who won’t get wet at a soldier uniform. That’s one of the most effective ways to test whether a woman is a woman or a closeted tranny.
        […]
        > Dress for comfort and function.
        These are more comfortable, functional and manlier than any baggy pants zoomers wear these days.

        You can’t seriously wear these things unless you’re working on a construction site. A bag is something you strap around your shoulders because that’s the best place on your body to carry extra weight, your shoulders and back. It’s near the spine which is the thing that supports your whole body. Carrying all your shit in pockets is hecking stupid, because your legs are constantly moving back and forth and with that you need to move all the things in your pockets back and forth which burns a shit load of energy, not to mention your legs have limited movement because there’s always going to be a weight imbalance with cargo pants. That’s the reason normal pockets are just below the waist, because it causes the least amount of imbalance and the least amount of extra momentum when moving around. If you wear cargo pants everyday you could seriously heck up your spine. hecking hate cargo pants.

  3. Anonymous says:

    there’s carrying a backback for functionality because you need it and then there’s autists that can’t leave their house without their dirty empty eastpack

    • Anonymous says:

      Agreed. We don’t know the guy’s story. He looks like he’s in for a medical appointment. Who knows what he might need to bring with him.

  4. Anonymous says:

    just use a backpack you insufferable cunt, most backpacks will have everything you’d need anyway. laptop pocket, 1 or 2 pockets for water bottles, while still have enough space for other things while not being in over cumbersome or a hinderance

    • Anonymous says:

      Backpack is fine as long as you’re not wearing a suit. Then it’s a laptop bag.

      https://i.imgur.com/hOEz57E.jpg

      >blocks your path

      I used to only travel in cargo shorts because of the extra pockets. What are /fashion/ cargo pants and short makers?

  5. Anonymous says:

    there’s a fashion-conscious way to go about it, but it’s fine lol. anyone who says otherwise has never been outside long enough to realize they need material possessions to make their lives easier.

        • Anonymous says:

          you don’t have pockets or a wallet or coin rolls?

          […]
          yeah women love 5’2" menendez who barely passed high school in his ugly currentyear marines uniform without bloused boots. lol

          […]
          kino

          >pockets
          ?
          ‘hey anon is that a lump of change in your pocket or are you happy to me.’
          ‘hey anon, thatll be 7.60. … no, no dont reach into your pants to touch your cock, aaaaaaah (calls cops)’
          ‘hey anon, take a seat. oh like $30 of coins just rolled out out your pants and onto the floor.’

          • Anonymous says:

            It’ll never be much of a lump of change. I don’t carry every coin in my possession with me when I go out. I like to carry at least 4 pennies, a nickel, two dimes, and 3 quarters so I can make any amount of change, then usually I throw in a couple more coins especially quarters if I need them for parking meters or something. It all fits in the 5th pocket of my pants, doesn’t jingle, and doesn’t make a big lump. And reaching into your pocket to pay is, well, normal. Where else am I gonna reach?

            And if I ever carry a roll of quarters it won’t just fall out of my pants. Why would anything just fall out of my pants when I sit? if the coins could fall out then my wallet and keys and cell phone would also fall out.

          • Anonymous says:

            theres a $2 coin lost somewhere in the front seats of my car, i heard it fall out of my pocket, never saw it again.
            my phone is often on the verge of falling out. my keys have fallen out onto the seats in the living room because i left them in my pocket when i sat down.

          • Anonymous says:

            b***h you walk around with $50 in coins or something?

            theres a $2 coin lost somewhere in the front seats of my car, i heard it fall out of my pocket, never saw it again.
            my phone is often on the verge of falling out. my keys have fallen out onto the seats in the living room because i left them in my pocket when i sat down.

            The pockets might be too small on some of your pantaloons my good sir

      • Anonymous says:

        you don’t have pockets or a wallet or coin rolls?

        https://i.imgur.com/0HEeGsy.jpg

        There’s no woman who won’t get wet at a soldier uniform. That’s one of the most effective ways to test whether a woman is a woman or a closeted tranny.
        […]
        > Dress for comfort and function.
        These are more comfortable, functional and manlier than any baggy pants zoomers wear these days.

        yeah women love 5’2" menendez who barely passed high school in his ugly currentyear marines uniform without bloused boots. lol

        A gun bag plastered with unhinged mottos, mustard stains, and Blackwater patches.

        kino

    • Anonymous says:

      Keys, wallet, phone, knife, foldable bluetooth keyboard for emails, noise cancelling headphones for the city, my work shirt, some pens, a notebook, charging cable, portable battery, sunglasses, mints.

      I think that’s my daily carry.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I have an LL Bean tote bag that’s handy but apparently some queer gays have seen it and thought it’s some sort of sodomite dogwhistle to carry a tote bag, so that might be worth knowing.

    Backpacks are fine depending on the outfit and the style of the backpack, but I actually think that a gym bag works pretty well with a lot of outfits, even with a suit. I suppose it’s not really professional looking but if you do it right it looks kind of like Heat-core or something like that, which is of course kino. It doesn’t make you look like a dumbass kid wearing a backpack with a suit but it also isn’t really formal. If you are comfortable carrying a nice leather briefcase or atache case or whatever then that’s great but as someone who’s still under 30 I feel weird about stuff like that.

  7. Anonymous says:

    speaking of which, any recommendations for a pouch made out of leather or canvas?

    i need one for my backpack to carry my charger and some pens. thinking of getting pic related, it’s a bit expensive though

  8. Anonymous says:

    When I lived in based Japan I carried around a man purse. I accepted the power and awesomeness of the man purse. I took care of my man purse.

  9. Anonymous says:

    nothing wrong with a backpack. thats just a roastie seething. females dont see ugly men as human and seethe at there very existence.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Carrying the backpack in the hand, like a prey just hunted and ready to be cooked by the women of your tribe. Also, the hecking hoodie + shortpants adds to the little boy look, so the girl typing this was extra eeked

  11. Anonymous says:

    if youre chud that goes /out/ (fairly common in many areas) not wearing a backpack for the purpose of not doing it will just make you look tacky for no reason
    just appease your autism and forget it

  12. Anonymous says:

    Use a backpack that matches what you’re wearing, you can get an elegant leather messenger bag if you’re having a business styler or business casual style, don’t wear a hiking backpack only because you want to carry around your laptop

  13. Anonymous says:

    Crossbody bags are legit so nice to use.
    I used to use a sling or backpack when I to carry anything more than my wallet, phone and keys, but they were pretty annoying to wear when out and about.
    Crossbody bag is so much lighter and finding shit I put in it is a lot easier since I can just open the zip while it’s still on my body and get what I need. Unlike my sling or backpack where I have to take it off to get anything out.

  14. Anonymous says:

    I’m turning 26 in six months.

    Will I be socially shamed for wearing a backpack? Are American children just generally horrible people?

    I need to carry a laptop. Messenger bags aren’t very ergonomic and enter fedora territory for me.

      • Anonymous says:

        Sounds a bit delusional. Anything can look bad, despite the material. Depends on how it’s worn, I guess. If you’re a fat, ugly, balding manlet, it really doesn’t matter either way. American youths just hate ugly old people, probably out of subconscious fear of a hopeless future.

        • Anonymous says:

          https://i.imgur.com/gA8jSmO.jpg

          […]
          For reference
          Reminder to all the men here: […]

          Wait, I was so, so wrong. Just Americans in general then. Especially fatties and white women.

  15. Anonymous says:

    >Was wanting a dark green accessory
    >Find this
    It fits the bill, but have two feelings; one that I can’t stop looking at it, and two, that it looks like it could look hideous in some people’s opinions

    Help me out here, what do you think of this bag?

  16. Anonymous says:

    Don’t be ugly. You can wear almost anything if you have a decent face.
    >t. wearing a big ass military bag with anime patches

  17. Anonymous says:

    Holly shit op you’ve got problems if your asking for how to carry objects for social approval from strangers.

    Whats next?
    How do I walk so strangers are impressed by my posture?

    How do I poop in a public bathroom to not offend strangers?

    Get a grip buddy.

  18. Anonymous says:

    I use a black backpack
    I keep it in my truck because it has everything I need to live and I tend to end up sleeping in unexpected places
    It’s saved me a few times and I really don’t care if people think men with backpacks is weird

  19. Anonymous says:

    I have this bag and another bag with the same words and style but it’s like a small camera bag, both get me compliments

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