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What would you do in this situation?

What would you do in this situation?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go home

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pussy

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sure the hell wouldn’t be rushing or dragging his tempo. That’s for damn sure.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a math teacher that behaved like Fletcher, this was a few years before the movie came out, mind you.

    We were doing a quiz or some shit and he was making his way around the class, and peering over our shoulders. He went to the front and shouted "STOP! One of you has your calculators set to radians instead of degrees. I know who it is. Reveal yourself now".

    No one said anything and he lost his shit and singled out the poor kid and threw him out. It was a pretty low level math class so I don't know why he was so mad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Radians are better than degrees for every possible calculation involving them. Got a question given in degrees? You'll make it easier by converting to radians.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Making sure the person comes forward and embarrasses themselves
      What's the educational purpose of this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why waste time in a math class if you don't wanna learn math?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        math classes tend to be mandatory

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Were you adding or subtracting?!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally b00mer's wet dream the movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can see a boomer reacting like
      >he's just a kid!
      >let him learn at his own tempo
      >art is supposed to be fun, man
      but as it turns out in the end all of his methods worked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >be teacher
        >get handed a prodigy who works his ass off
        >treat him like shit
        >take credit when the prodigy working his ass off succeeds, even though you never taught him anything about music

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a movie it could have taught him how to pilot a plane for Pete’s sake

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are two types of b00mers
        liberals and consrvatives
        can't decide which one is worse because both groups cause a lot of damage

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't Fletcher, it was Neiman who wanted to impress the strong father figure he never had

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First I'd bang the drum, then I'd bang Fletcher's mum.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fucking moment he tries to talk shit to me i would fucking deck him
    knocking him out instantly
    upon waking up he would find himself in a basement tied to a chair
    i would then bring out the pliers and start removing his fingernails one by one at intermittent speeds
    then whisper to him "am i rushing or am i dragging?"
    All the while Ave Maria by City Of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra is playing on a vinyl player I borrowed from my dad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >finger nails
      Nah skip to the good stuff and hook him up to an amphetamine drip then chop off his hands and skin his face then do the chest one that I haven’t found the video of

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The fucking moment he tries to talk shit to me i would fucking deck him
      Found the n-word.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and the record player would be set at the wrong rpm!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah bro fr fr I would cum and shit everywhere

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wonder what the hell I'm doing behind a drum kit

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone in this thread acting like they wouldn't give up drumming after the first word of criticism lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying anybody cares about criticism and not just because it's too hard

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not waste my time learning fucking jazz lol

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turned it off as soon as he smacked him and the kid did nothing. Any homosexual who wouldn't immediately throw a punch back doesn't get to lead my kino.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    record him being abusive and get him fired

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >being a drummer for some college jazz band that I receive zero monetary compensation for is more important than my personal life AAAAAAHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well they are trying to make it a career dummy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >career as a jazz band drummer
        nobody has cared about jazz in at least 50 years, it's one of the most dead music genres

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did you even watch the movie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes I did

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >taking that much abuse just be number 1 for some dead music

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't he just find a teacher who isn't a complete pyscho?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >well you're more than good enough to play in our jazz band but I see here you don't have a degree from a music academy so sorry anon you can't play in our jazz band for 136 bucks a show

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no you nerds did not watch the movie

          you study an instrument, and you get a degree in this shit from a good school like juilliard so that in theory you can play piano at a pretentious concert hall or something, not jazz gigs at your local pub.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          136 bucks??? More like $50 and a free drink from the bar

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's some real drum kino

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play some wicked drums.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i was imprisoned once for assaulting a man and i am very aggressive in general so i think i would just beat him until he's almost dying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did the chap deserve it or do you just have anger issues?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        threw a hot dog vendor off a mezzanine. too much mustard or smthing

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek punch this bald homosexual its some college Jazz band not some operator team.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could probably handle the yelling but the second he starts throwing chairs or slapping me I'm not putting up with that shit.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >practice until your fingers bleed homosexual, if you do you might end up a session hack for some obscure jazz label and get 5 bucks a session! Did I mention jazz hss been dead since the late 70's? Guess I forgot lol. Anyway play faster you fucking homosexual or I'll buttfuck your mom's corpse. Jazz music is about autistically sticking to a written score

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jazz music is about autistically sticking to a written score

      >Anon knows nothing about Jazz
      >But he will post anyway

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell that homosexual teacher to relax because it's embarrassing he's going so hard on drummers when it's a skill 12 year olds in their parent's garage can pick up and become famous off of and that just by being accepted into the school you've proven that you're already in the top 1% of gifted drummers in the world and you don't need to become the best because there are already machines that have perfected percussion instruments and the job opportunities already available to you will not not increase in opportunity or pay no matter how hard you practice. Any jazz band you apply to at that point wouldn't give a shit what school you went to as long as you can be a steady drummer which the kid has already proven he can be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hey r-relax--
      >WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING SAY TO ME ANON I'LL CRUSH YOUR BLEEDING FINGERS IN AN ANAL VICE
      >uh, 12 year olds have garages--
      >I'LL CURBSTOMP YOUR LIMP DICK TO THE TUNE OF CARAVAN YOU FUCK AND I'LL DO IT IN TEMPO
      >you can't say that-- I-I'm in the 1% of drummers
      >I'LL FUCK YOU TO DEATH THEN FUCK YOUR WIMP DAD AT YOUR FUNERAL I'LL SMEAR MY ON YOUR GRAVE
      >y-you too

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >miles "punchable face extraordinaire" teller
    Not in a million years.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    take speed

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would never be in that situation to begin with as I fervently believe that jazz is fucking gay.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already more disciplined and dedicated than that bald homosexual. I wake up at 2.30 AM, have breakfast, take a nap, go for a walk, at 6.30 I wake up my kids and take them to school, then I rest, then I go for a run, have lunch, and take a power nap to recover. Then at 5.30 I pick up my kids from school, I take a shower, then I work out and walk the dog, then I eat dinner and go to bed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like your kids really put in the hours.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool story Jocko

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pay the muslims to take out Schlesinger and take over the orchestra.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand music school.
    The vast majority of successful musicians have little to no formal training or knowledge of music theory in general. I'm sure almost all Jazz musicians do, but that's kinda beside the point. Neyman was clearly a great drummer who knew his stuff and could've made it on that merit alone. He didn't need Fletcher.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      orchestra musicians and session musicians have plenty of formal training. Otherwise you do not only need to be good at your instrument, you also have to find a band that works for you and somehow "makes it". Which is pure luck.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought jazz was about getting high on heroin and playing random noise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s called “free jazz”

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude I ruined your life to make you better at playing the drums lmao
    >btw I know you got me fired and all but would you mind playing in my band? not a trick at all, dude

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn’t tell him that he knew until they were already at the concert you braindead n-word

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a sex teacher that behaved like Fletcher, this was a few years before the movie came out, mind you.

    We were doing the piledriver or some position like that and she was making her way around the class, and peering over our shoulders. She went to the front and shouted "STOP! One of you has driving the wrong pile. I know who it is. Reveal yourself now".

    No one said anything and she lost her shit and singled out the poor kid and threw him out. It was a pretty low level sex class so I don't know why she was so mad.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    piss in his gas tank or pour paint thinner all over his car

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    am I the only one thinking Teller outacted Simmons?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of man would even want to become the best drummer there is? Or even suffer to become a drummer?
    I get why you would put that amount of effort into becoming a great guitarist or literally any other instrument. But why the drums and why Jazz?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The drums have more SOVL than literally any other instrument. It's a direction connection to both The Lord, and our earliest human ancestors as well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gabriel has entered the chat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure it was one of those situation in which the whole school, including higher ups, knew what he was doing but looked the other way because of his reputation, so tattling on him would basically mark you as a snitch

      >why the drums
      drums are cool, and he likes them
      >why Jazz
      no clue, but he was damn good at playing, I doubt he'd have any issue playing anywhere any genre. I think he'd make some sick metal drummer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you implying that the director were implying that Fletcher were grooming Neiman?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what? not in a sexual way. in private schools and even some public universities some teacher do whatever the fuck they want because of their status. one in our law faculty smoke cigars during exams, and it was obviously forbidden

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            did she touch you appropriately?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wish, but alas I didn't study at that faculty and that teacher was an old ass dude

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                your choice of the word "ass", is that a euphemism for his or your anus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good question.
      jazz is utter emperor's new clothes rubbish, and if drums were banned for a few decades, all negroid "music" would expire.
      I'm sick of everything sliding towards the lowest common denominator, and in music this is drums.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As soon as he does some fuck shit we would be fighting. Fuck it I'll find another band.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    playing musical instruments professionally and especially for an audience seems like a pretty feminine thing to do
    i'd probably leave, go home and start raising animals. goats probably, for milk and cheese. rabbits are a good source of protein and their poo is a slow activator for the soil, you could rotate them and chicken in a paddock to regenerate the top soil.
    there are a few books on regenerative animal based agriculture that turn almost barren land into fertile land again.
    perhaps when i've done enough i'll have a wife and 7-8 beautiful white children.
    perhaps she could learn the piano and play beautiful music for the family as we sit inside around a fireplace, just enjoying each others company.
    sounds better than getting yelled at by some coping bald manlet

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trust LULZ to not know anything about music. Jesus Christ you people are irredeemably pathetic.
    I don't even want to imagine what you listen to in your free time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still a more honest conversation than LULZ.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quit and join a prog/technical metal band.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would never be in this situation, since I have no drive or ambition.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cry

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >File: Whiplash.jpg (739 KB, 1920x2880)
    > Anonymous 06/16/22(Thu)04:54:03 No.169668539

    quit, i always give up on difficult things in life. Makes me miserable.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a very realistic movie, but if it were a real scenario I would probably cut the brakes on the old fart's car and do other passive-aggressive things to try and maim or kill him or otherwise make his life miserable for being such an awful, abusive person.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who is genuinely not an incompetent musician?

    >Why do you suppose I threw that cymbal at your head?
    >Because it took me so long to nail it?

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