i already am (i rep)
No you're not, Bdd
okay i won't lie
i'm not literally elon
however my ribcage is so masculine i basically have an inbuilt sixpack
a super fucking masculine body LULZ would kill for
i will never be feminine
No you dont, you just have dysmorphia or the opposite of bigorexia
You're catastrophizing as a cope, you just don't want to go through the pain of trying
This is what a real rib hon looks like
Damn we all got it easy
stop taking steroids
What happened to his ribcage?
Get most of my bones removed or something
I’m already picrel so this would be an improvement.
I would use my dad's blood diamond money to start a series of "tech" businesses and build a cult of personality around myself to dupe investors into overvaluing said businesses, making myself the richest man in the world in the process then using that new found power to try to get to mars and make contact with the alien species that could finally fix this horrific deformity of a chest and turn me into the anime waifu of my dreams but somewhere along the way I would probably get lost in the sauce and get cucked by a tranner while watching my youngshit trans daughter bloom and mog tf out of me causing me to lose my mind and run a social media company into the ground fuck you grimes I love you so much please come back to me
You’re not actually Elon you’re just built like him
oh, then rope
I am built like picrel
no you're not you just have bdd
No I genuinely do see
wear sunscreen fucker
use my humongous lungs to absorb all of the oxygen in the world.
well canonically i would get literally cucked by a tranny lol
Cope as badly as he actually is.
Do you want to know what real pain is? This is me pre-hrt. I've never really seriously lifted in my entire life, and when that photo was taken I hadn't lifted for at least a year. I feel like my body was designed for bodybuilding or lifting since I never had to try to gain muscle. Things are getting a bit better with fat redistribution and weight loss but it's still not good. I'm looking into a "minimally invasive" surgery in china to reduce barrel chest.
What do you look like now, and do you mean rib removal or some fantasy stuff that i have theorized?
he’s just like me fr
He got more money than God. He doesn't care. Neither would I.
Stop sucking in my gut and hoarding wealth that should be redistributed
Would transition have saved her?
She could've become a cute goth TMILF instead of seething over trannies, her tranny daughter, and her tranny love rival.
Oh shit I forgot about crimes and Chelsea his life is completely dominated by trannies. That's actually fucking hillarious.
I now headcanon every evil billionaire as a closet trans who chose bitterness instead of transition
How is it possible that she can look like this?... I think she inherited her mother's genes, I envy people with good genes and money so much.
Is that hunter or Elon’s troon daughter?
Bigger tits than me
Since i was 13
I'll never understand why rich people don't all have nutritionists and personal trainers. It's not even about vapid narcissism, regular exercise and a good diet makes you more productive, improves your mood, makes you live longer, makes you sleep better, have better sex, and even makes you smarter.
DOWN IN OHIO SWAG LIKE OHIO DOWN IN OHIO DOWN IN OHIO
i already am except i have wide hips and a tiny foid waist so as long as you dont look at me from the side we're gucci
would shoot myself right through the head with a shotgun
Why does the world's richest man still look so miserable?
My rib cage (sternum) bends in there so I’ve got a tiny deformed rib cage but it makes my body super femme.
no way am I repping through that. I might just rope
I would rope if I looked like that even if I was a cisguy
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