What would you do if you were built like picrel?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    rope

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    rope

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i already am (i rep)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you're not, Bdd

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay i won't lie
        i'm not literally elon
        however my ribcage is so masculine i basically have an inbuilt sixpack
        a super fucking masculine body LULZ would kill for
        i will never be feminine

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No you dont, you just have dysmorphia or the opposite of bigorexia

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're catastrophizing as a cope, you just don't want to go through the pain of trying

  4. 2 months ago
    beanie

    This is what a real rib hon looks like

    Damn we all got it easy

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop taking steroids

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kms

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to his ribcage?

  8. 2 months ago
    bartender

    Get most of my bones removed or something

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m already picrel so this would be an improvement.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would use my dad's blood diamond money to start a series of "tech" businesses and build a cult of personality around myself to dupe investors into overvaluing said businesses, making myself the richest man in the world in the process then using that new found power to try to get to mars and make contact with the alien species that could finally fix this horrific deformity of a chest and turn me into the anime waifu of my dreams but somewhere along the way I would probably get lost in the sauce and get cucked by a tranner while watching my youngshit trans daughter bloom and mog tf out of me causing me to lose my mind and run a social media company into the ground fuck you grimes I love you so much please come back to me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re not actually Elon you’re just built like him

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh, then rope

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am built like picrel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you're not you just have bdd

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I genuinely do see

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wear sunscreen fucker

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why?

  12. 2 months ago
    Izak

    use my humongous lungs to absorb all of the oxygen in the world.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    well canonically i would get literally cucked by a tranny lol

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cope as badly as he actually is.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you want to know what real pain is? This is me pre-hrt. I've never really seriously lifted in my entire life, and when that photo was taken I hadn't lifted for at least a year. I feel like my body was designed for bodybuilding or lifting since I never had to try to gain muscle. Things are getting a bit better with fat redistribution and weight loss but it's still not good. I'm looking into a "minimally invasive" surgery in china to reduce barrel chest.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you look like now, and do you mean rib removal or some fantasy stuff that i have theorized?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that ribcage
    he’s just like me fr

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He got more money than God. He doesn't care. Neither would I.

  18. 2 months ago
    bobmoder

    mogs me

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop sucking in my gut and hoarding wealth that should be redistributed

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would transition have saved her?
    She could've become a cute goth TMILF instead of seething over trannies, her tranny daughter, and her tranny love rival.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit I forgot about crimes and Chelsea his life is completely dominated by trannies. That's actually fucking hillarious.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I now headcanon every evil billionaire as a closet trans who chose bitterness instead of transition

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    end it

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is it possible that she can look like this?... I think she inherited her mother's genes, I envy people with good genes and money so much.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute hrtits

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that hunter or Elon’s troon daughter?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bigger tits than me

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since i was 13

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never understand why rich people don't all have nutritionists and personal trainers. It's not even about vapid narcissism, regular exercise and a good diet makes you more productive, improves your mood, makes you live longer, makes you sleep better, have better sex, and even makes you smarter.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    rope

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOWN IN OHIO SWAG LIKE OHIO DOWN IN OHIO DOWN IN OHIO

  28. 2 months ago
    jellyjam

    i already am except i have wide hips and a tiny foid waist so as long as you dont look at me from the side we're gucci

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    would shoot myself right through the head with a shotgun

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the world's richest man still look so miserable?

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My rib cage (sternum) bends in there so I’ve got a tiny deformed rib cage but it makes my body super femme.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no way am I repping through that. I might just rope

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >southafrichon
    I would rope if I looked like that even if I was a cisguy

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