What would be the political implication if someone got there hands on a 6.2kg sphere of plutonium? >picrel

What would be the political implication if someone got there hands on a 6.2kg sphere of plutonium?
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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cancer?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and radiationpilled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would become extremely sick from radiation poisoning and die within a few days / weeks

      based and radiationpilled

      I would shove it up my ass and give fags dick cancer.

      You homosexuals are full of shit. Radiation cures cancer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the same way that cutting someone with a knife fixes a problem

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Technically true.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would that person play xylophone with it?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You would become extremely sick from radiation poisoning and die within a few days / weeks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm on iodine supplements

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That only works for iodide isotopes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually fairly stable, it only emits alpha radiation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's actually fairly stable, it only emits alpha radiation
        same

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many weeks?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you even know how to chain reaction above critical my boy?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There would be no implications because even if you had it you couldn't build a nuclear weapon if you tried.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A gun type implosion wouldn't be hard to pull off at all.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the "tickling the dragon's tail" sphere that killed the dumbass leaf who was playing with it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      with the fuckin screwdriver... but on a second thought those people were chads we cant fathom anymore today... what if we are feminized homosexuals with no balls... achilles and agamemnon would probably have conducted the experiments exactly the same way

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nukes are fake and gay you sun god worshipping kike

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something fissionable I’m sure

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People actually think you can get cancer and die from being near a rock
    Do you also believe in psychic powers, telepathy, mind reading?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. chriscuck

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would shove it up my ass and give fags dick cancer.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i thought plutonium would be denser tha that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually inside what you see there. That's just a shield.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >favorite planet
        >Pluto

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          plutonium

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >laughs in Fat Man and Little Boy

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on how hard you can slap it with your dick.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anomymous

      Who made this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ne

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek spicy keychain meme applied to demon core.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow thanks for that explanation dude

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me grab my screwdriver real quick so I can show you guys a nifty trick

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a Chad.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    death in 3 days

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of the anon on /bant /who stuck alpha emitters to his balls for test boost

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it would be very painful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard the factorio creators are at Inca homosexuals

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shove it up your dickhole and tell us what happens

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their peen would grow a few inches.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nagger that shit is radioactive. Put the protective cap back on.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No idea

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the anal bead I stuck in you moms ass

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave me alone im doing science shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sell it on ebay as "cramanium"
    >profit

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As long as you hold it open with a screw driver while you show it off to people, everything should be fine.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pay homeless people $10 to lick it

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing... Really.

    Plutonium in the form you show is suprisingly stable and safe.

    Just don't inhale any of the the dust if you do machine it...

    And be careful if you surround it with parabolic-shaped explosives charges...

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it would be extremely painful

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trow it in an industrial blender and dispose of it on your toilet. Share the rads

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s gonna be ok, right senpai?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just a little ouchie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fucked how they kept that guy alive for so long

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing it requires a ton of carefully timed explosions to hold it together long enough to fiss.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They have been blowing tonnes of that shit into the atmosphere and underground for the last seventy years like billy-oh. More than a couple thousand detonations; but watch out, smoking is bad for you goy.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you are true of heart and pure of soul you gain the powers of a god

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They probably couldn't do anything but make a dirty boom. But they could threaten to make a mess unless Pluto were promoted back to planet status.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They could be very wealthy if they sold it to the right people on the blackmarket.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    being essentially nonexistent element in nature, it is not only extremely radioactive, but toxic as well.
    if someone wanted to, they could turn it into a fine dust and release it from high altitude over a nation. that small amount would be enough to poison the entire US and beyond for tens of millions of years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *tens of Billions of years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but toxic as well.

      Not sure if I'm remembering right, but the heavy metal toxicity alone is ridiculous, something like 50 micrograms is lethal, and just a few micrograms enough to cause cancer.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brb gonna juggle bricks near thing

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hypothetically let me get my hands on 2 grades of high explosive and some polonium and we'll disco.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use a screwdriver to get it out of there anon!

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