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What were your last 4 watched films and what did you rate them?

What were your last 4 watched films and what did you rate them?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I just hooked up with a girl at 18. I learned my kissing from movies and she's a really good kisser. Lasted 30 mins. FUCK YEAH BOYS. Don't have friends besides my bro to share this with so, there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. Have fun, man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cheers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      congrats anon

      What were your last 4 watched films and what did you rate them?

      crimes of the future - wacky, viggo acts his ass off in the last 30 seconds
      northman - great
      office space - wonderful as always
      until the wheels fall off - rodney's words make me weep/10

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Morbius (2022) 5*
    >Blade (1998, with the alternate ending) 4*
    >Fight Club 0*
    >The Godfather 0*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's morbin time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yuck
      You're absolute garbage
      Period...

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Parasite 7/10
    >Cooties 5/10
    >Alice 6/10
    >Princess 6/10

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know when something happens and leftists jump on twitter and start talking about it and changing their profile pictures.
    film critique and rating is the same thing. you're just effectively marketing that film and signal boosting it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont keep track and there are too many to remember, so here's some i know i watched this year

    top gun - 3/10
    free guy - 9/10
    first man - 7/10
    doctor strange - 5/10

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bone Tomahawk - good
    American Assassin - meh
    The Northman - kino
    French Dispatch - kino, but not for everyone

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morbius D-
    Sonic 2 F
    Uncharted D+
    Doctor Strange C+

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dark passage 5/5
    >the lighthouse 4/5
    >hana-bi 4/5
    >seven samurai 5/5

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interceptor 1/10
    Dogshit acting + had some good ideas in there but executed them terribly.

    Top Gun - 8/10
    Classic

    Footy Legends 2/10

    Love it despite its flaws lol

    The African Campaign 6/10

    Solid rugby doco, worth a watch if you love the sport

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Giving Rivers Edge an 8 is strange to me. Film was all over the place and kinda squandered its best aspects.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoyed it. Crispin Glover and Dennis Hopper carried that movie

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exotica 9/10
    Last Night in Soho 6/10
    Top Gun Maverick 8/10
    Top Gun 6/10

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >giving Goldmember a 4 1/2

      I enjoy Austin Powers, but Goldmember was the weakest of the bunch. Best intro and music number, but still.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a pretty simple type of humor and was thoroughly entertained the whole time, hence the rating but for me it's 3 > 1 > 2 although I think they're all so good that the lines blur a bit I also hate the dutch so that probably contributed

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't like movies

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck you OP. Get some taste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did you not like?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Devils was very impressive

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American psycho 3/5
    In bruges 4/5
    The man from earth 3/5 (german dub tho)
    The rock 4/5

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rififi 8/10
    PotC 3 6/10
    PotC 2 8/10
    Viva Las Vegas 7.5/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rififi is really good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I might be a pleb but I thought that it was fun and competently made but that was it. I liked that it was half heist film half noire but visually nothing stood out. I enjoyed Pierrot Le Fou and the older Hitchcock thrillers (Lady Vanishes, 39 Steps etc...) much more. Good filpm but I think I expected more from it.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy: 7.5/10

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone knows MAL but for LULZ ?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Manhattan 6/10
    Northman 6/10
    Top Gun(original) 6/10
    Aquaman 6/10

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pirates of the Caribbean 5: 5/10
    Paddington: 10/10
    Paddington 2: 10/10
    The Ritual: 7/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paddington 10
      My man

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Japanese kino at 2.5
    >American trash at 4 & 5
    get some taste

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Off the top of my head:

    >Hell or High Water 8/10
    >Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight Movie 9/10
    >Everything Everywhere All at Once 8/10
    >The Guilty 3/10

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My last 3+ star movies were Tick Tick Boom, The Master, and Her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered by Being John Malkovich
      >thinks "the characters are unlikeable" is a legitimate criticism

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Top Gun (1986) 8/10
    >Con Air (1997) 9/10
    >Memento (2000) 8/10
    >Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) 10/10

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage takes, fuck off forever

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tetsuo is kino, fren.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't rate movies

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heat 10/10
    Monsters University 8/10
    The Mission 7.5/10
    The Northman 8/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually watched Tombstone (9/10) and Conan the Barbarian (9/10) between the Northman and The Mission

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually watched Tombstone (9/10) and Conan the Barbarian (9/10) between the Northman and The Mission

      Man, I wish I still enjoyed films.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what do you think made you not enjoy them anymore?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crows Zero - cool
    Crows Zero 2 - cooler
    Crows Explode - shit
    Izla - first time watching a filipino movie and now I hate them

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hard boiled - great
    the lost highway - kino
    the unbearable weight of massive talent - good
    vanilla sky - good

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cast Away (2000) - 5/10
    The Out of Towners (1970) - 9/10
    Iron Man (2008) - 7/10
    Executive Decision (1996) - 10/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You fucking retarded?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

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