LULZ / TV & Film

What were they thinking?

What were they thinking?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      I laughed so hard when he survived the smash to the face at what appeared to be in excess of 40mph.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        spiderman 1 did the exact same thing, yet you probably dick suck that movie.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Spiderman is a superhuman dumbass. I think the anon your relying to is retarded but so are you

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Only as retarded as the every other anon on LULZ I guess

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Spiderman has superhuman strength and durability

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What about the explosion to bis face? Also funny?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yes that was just as hilarious. Blowing him back 20 some odd feet to not even scave his face. I understand that as batman he would have some type of awesome durable mask, but they could have at least scorched his face a little bit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Batman has no superpow-ACK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking lost it in the theater when he New Goblin'd himself during this. God damn, that's gold.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      How can Reevesfags even compete?

      >How can Reevesfags even compete?

      I ask myself that same question.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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        Burton is unironically garbage rho. Imagine seeing a 5 foot 9 skinny fat dude and say "It's Batman".

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lmao Reeves is a goddamn clown

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he should be dead

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was le heckin realistic zoomer Batman tho?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they had the stuntman get thrown here but they replaced it with cgi to add the bounce. yes the normal shot looked better

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck was he thinking?
      >I'll fly under the bridge, yeah that's the perfect place to deploy my parachute

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      If he really wants to canalize the bat, Pattinson has to DRIVE and GLIDE FOR REAL.

      Also, DO IT REEVES, you coward fuck.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >makes a comedic scene for a laugh
      >LULZ is autistic and thinks thus scene is supposed to be dead serious and laugh at it for the wrong reason

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That is not supposed to be comedic. Sorry, but you're the autistic one here.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It has a lot to do with the communicative intention reflected in the scene. I can assure you that people laugh more with malice than with kindness.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    popcorn receptacle

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    How can Reevesfags even compete?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't TDKR have a cool gliding scene?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >muh realism
    >muh i can't just do what nolan did

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally what the redditors are spouting in the comment sections on youtube

      A "realistic" Batman has already been done. Reeve's take is hardly original.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Redditor
        >YouTube

        Hello retard? Anybody in there?

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good idea, terrible execution

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >batman, more like......TRASHMAN.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pull one cord
    >cape inflates into onesie
    Did they even TRY to make this make any sense?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why couldn't they just simply do it like the arkham games where he just has cape that expands into wings? It would've looked less jarring. How does turning it into a squirrel suit onesie make it "realistic" all of a sudden. I swear redditors used to shit on Nolan so much but yet are praising this garbage.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how will they make the next batman trilogy even more realistic and gritty? this seems like the limit now that he is using real cars and a wingsuit

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >go to the point of ridiculousness to try to make the movie grounded
    >add bullshit sci-fi camera contact lenses ruining the realistic style they were going for

    inb4 ">caring about realism in movies"
    realism is a stylistic choice, just like fantasy or sci-fi. Consistency is what's important. Adding sci-fi or magical crap on a movie going for realism is like putting a BMW on a medieval setting and going "it doesn't matter it'is just a movie"

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Squirrelman

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