Guys you do not understand I am hitting it out of the park tonight
Just normal guys. Not underweight or overweight. Muscles aren't important but needs to be able to toss me around and be dominant lol. A nice smile is key, it's the first thing I notice. Close to my height is preferred but not a deal breaker. Dark hair and dark eyes.
Intelligent, funny, outgoing, ambitious, kind
I got like a 70% on this one. Important miss was that my smile is kind of awful because I'm autistic as shit. I practice to hide it, so I'm probably more aware of it than anyone else and if you don't look closely you might miss it
To everyone who described me, I want to know if my flaws are acceptable in exchange for the traits you described;
- I'm assertive, communicative, and caring. But every six weeks my paranoia gets to me and I act really weird fucking weird and distant until I cry my eyes out or do some rash. Usually has nothing to do with my partner and I try to keep my episodes away from them.
- I'm definitely on the spectrum but people do not seem to recognize my tells and usually write me off as "smart" and "quirky." I've practiced socializing which has made me very adept, thus making people forget. You have to listen to me talk about male brained topics for 30 minutes every week or so. I cannot stop myself from sharing, it makes me feel seen and known. It's genuinely important to me.
- Ex-porn addict with a handful of sex/image issues that play in the background. 3-6 months until I'm comfortable being truly intimate. I give S tier (bi) head tho.
I only show my insecurities because I'm online, people in-person don't really know better. Last time though it drove me towards self destructive substance abuse, which I've overcome and dulled down to smoking a Q of weed every month.
Start wearing slim fit pants and get your blazer altered by a seemtrest to be brought in on the waist, like picrel.
I've done it with all my suits and they look much better
Just got a new phone and that was the only presentable photo I could scrounge up for reference.
I didn't buy that suit, but I would've taken in the jacket for sure. The shoulders just didn't fit me in a smaller size.
Since then I've become a suit salesman and choose to wear my suits a little bit more conservatively (think early 2000s but with a 2 button instead of a 3 button blazer)
I think it's funny because I'm quite young, and I don't anybody gets the joke but me.
Unmasculine ones (note that doesn't mean they have to be feminine). Soft features, soft hair, soft personalities. Small to medium sized uncut cock a plus. The problem is that it's not very socially acceptable for cis men to be like that, and the ones that are want a woman who will boss them around, which isn't really my style.
Shorter slim Twinks with a youthful appearance. Asian, Latino, or white. If you cook and worship my muscles I might even marry you. But who am I kidding, you'll just use me for sex and then call all bi men evil
Just normal guys. Not underweight or overweight. Muscles aren't important but needs to be able to toss me around and be dominant lol. A nice smile is key, it's the first thing I notice. Close to my height is preferred but not a deal breaker. Dark hair and dark eyes.
Intelligent, funny, outgoing, ambitious, kind
Unfortunately I worked in the industry from 17 to like 24. Unless you’re an emaciated twink or play in the nfl do not do the painted on suit look. It’s bad.
Get a jacket that fits well through your point to point and underarm, have a tailor adjust it through the sides/vents, center seam, lowering the collar, tapering sleeves, etc etc to make it silly hey ye your torso better but absolutely do not get the indian cologne salesman special and have the fucking thing shrink wrapped to you
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
To make it silhouette your torso*******
Jfc I hate phoneposting
I wear a standard cut drop 7 50R (40R American) with the sleeves let out an extra half inch (I have long arms) or a sportier cut 52R (42R) drop 8 without the sleeves let out since it's already sized larger. I get tapered pants hemmed right above my shoe to shoe off a mature yet silly pattern from Scotch & Soda or some brand like that 😛
>Physically
Bigger than me, medium amount of body hair, deeper-ish voice, no androgynous features >Socially
Masculine aesthetics, can start conversations easily, likes anime/games, can be patient with an autist, generally based >Sexually
Selfish top, calls me a homosexual, doesn't care if I cum or not, gives headpats and cuddles AFTER, tells me I did a good job AFTER
I know this combination is unrealistic and unfair to push on someone ;_; but if I could have maybe half I'll be more than happy
Nah, that's me to a tee. I just can't ever find people like you. In all fairness though, I have a particular type though. Slim, feminine, and submissive.
I'm almost slim, about to hit my goal weight. I'm not as fem as I'd like to be (gay gay on e, don't go by she/her cause i know i won't pass so I embrace failed male aesthetic). I am hyper submissive as you could probably tell though.
To me femininity is more about traits than appearance. I've mainly been with Twinks and jocks, but to me they're feminine while other people see just dudes
i don't behave very fem naturally, it ends up being something i "put on" when doing stuff with a partner. i try to bury the malebrained gamer autist as much as possible but he refuses to die 🙁
I recently realized I really like older men. Middle aged, decent physique, nice hair that's starting to grey, confidence, a put together life. This kinda guy can turn me to mush with a smile and a couple of words.
physically I like facial hair and athletic builds, and Arab, Mediterranean, and Latino guys are super hot - olive skin, dark eyes, dark hair, yum. Gotta be kind, generous, smart, funny, responsible, etc. Passion is the biggest turn on tho, I can't be happy with a guy with no real hobbies or pursuits. My best bfs have been guys driven by a love of something, like cars, making music, stuff like that.
brown haired athletic twunks with a personality
Don't know about personality and I'm a bit leaner than twunk but hello.
Holy shit I feel like this is the first time I've been described in my life
Dude I'm literally him today
Guys you do not understand I am hitting it out of the park tonight
I got like a 70% on this one. Important miss was that my smile is kind of awful because I'm autistic as shit. I practice to hide it, so I'm probably more aware of it than anyone else and if you don't look closely you might miss it
To everyone who described me, I want to know if my flaws are acceptable in exchange for the traits you described;
- I'm assertive, communicative, and caring. But every six weeks my paranoia gets to me and I act really weird fucking weird and distant until I cry my eyes out or do some rash. Usually has nothing to do with my partner and I try to keep my episodes away from them.
- I'm definitely on the spectrum but people do not seem to recognize my tells and usually write me off as "smart" and "quirky." I've practiced socializing which has made me very adept, thus making people forget. You have to listen to me talk about male brained topics for 30 minutes every week or so. I cannot stop myself from sharing, it makes me feel seen and known. It's genuinely important to me.
- Ex-porn addict with a handful of sex/image issues that play in the background. 3-6 months until I'm comfortable being truly intimate. I give S tier (bi) head tho.
Discuss if willing.
I'm 6'1" btw, 175 lbs
Anon, you forgot that these people wanted confidence with their men.
I only show my insecurities because I'm online, people in-person don't really know better. Last time though it drove me towards self destructive substance abuse, which I've overcome and dulled down to smoking a Q of weed every month.
I appreciate your input tho ^.^
>looking for love on LULZ, tttt of all places
You've already lost my interest, I want a guy who doesn't even know what LULZ is
I'm actually not looking for love, I'm looking for feedback
I deny to know what LULZ is IRL, nobody knows I use this site. I think I'm one of the rare instances that I'm pretty normal IRL.
I'm just actually losing my mind underneath it all
Start wearing slim fit pants and get your blazer altered by a seemtrest to be brought in on the waist, like picrel.
I've done it with all my suits and they look much better
Great suggestions for a modern fit!
Just got a new phone and that was the only presentable photo I could scrounge up for reference.
I didn't buy that suit, but I would've taken in the jacket for sure. The shoulders just didn't fit me in a smaller size.
Since then I've become a suit salesman and choose to wear my suits a little bit more conservatively (think early 2000s but with a 2 button instead of a 3 button blazer)
I think it's funny because I'm quite young, and I don't anybody gets the joke but me.
(Put my joint down to type this)
Gay muscular ones, that dress good and smell nice like sandal wood
Mmmmm yas bish
Xoxox
Don't encourage basic people and retardism
This you? Im into guys like gosling and reynolds
You're super uninteresting and fake gay or agp. Don't use celebrities to describe your taste in men
dont be mean anonette, we're all here to have fun 🙂
tall muscular men. exotic, i know.
physically: tall, toned (NOT gym junkies), pretty eyes, nice smile
emotionally: smart, kind, confident, reassuring personality, funny
Boymoders that never socially transition or ftm boymoders
Unmasculine ones (note that doesn't mean they have to be feminine). Soft features, soft hair, soft personalities. Small to medium sized uncut cock a plus. The problem is that it's not very socially acceptable for cis men to be like that, and the ones that are want a woman who will boss them around, which isn't really my style.
t. bi/pan mtf
Shorter slim Twinks with a youthful appearance. Asian, Latino, or white. If you cook and worship my muscles I might even marry you. But who am I kidding, you'll just use me for sex and then call all bi men evil
Just normal guys. Not underweight or overweight. Muscles aren't important but needs to be able to toss me around and be dominant lol. A nice smile is key, it's the first thing I notice. Close to my height is preferred but not a deal breaker. Dark hair and dark eyes.
Intelligent, funny, outgoing, ambitious, kind
Tall asian men who are at least 30 and 5ft10.
Pre trans me
Long haired brown men. Tall and muscular. If they play in a metal band even better. Ravage me pleeze
People talking about mens fashion and being wrong makes me want to claw my eyes out
Elaborate fashion fag, or do you just like talking shit without explaining anything
Unfortunately I worked in the industry from 17 to like 24. Unless you’re an emaciated twink or play in the nfl do not do the painted on suit look. It’s bad.
Also it’s not a blazer if it’s part of a suit. Blazers are solid colored sport coats, typically with metal or decorative buttons.
Thanks for the educational reply
Get a jacket that fits well through your point to point and underarm, have a tailor adjust it through the sides/vents, center seam, lowering the collar, tapering sleeves, etc etc to make it silly hey ye your torso better but absolutely do not get the indian cologne salesman special and have the fucking thing shrink wrapped to you
To make it silhouette your torso*******
Jfc I hate phoneposting
I wear a standard cut drop 7 50R (40R American) with the sleeves let out an extra half inch (I have long arms) or a sportier cut 52R (42R) drop 8 without the sleeves let out since it's already sized larger. I get tapered pants hemmed right above my shoe to shoe off a mature yet silly pattern from Scotch & Soda or some brand like that 😛
ugly british boys
>Physically
Bigger than me, medium amount of body hair, deeper-ish voice, no androgynous features
>Socially
Masculine aesthetics, can start conversations easily, likes anime/games, can be patient with an autist, generally based
>Sexually
Selfish top, calls me a homosexual, doesn't care if I cum or not, gives headpats and cuddles AFTER, tells me I did a good job AFTER
I know this combination is unrealistic and unfair to push on someone ;_; but if I could have maybe half I'll be more than happy
Nah, that's me to a tee. I just can't ever find people like you. In all fairness though, I have a particular type though. Slim, feminine, and submissive.
I'm almost slim, about to hit my goal weight. I'm not as fem as I'd like to be (gay gay on e, don't go by she/her cause i know i won't pass so I embrace failed male aesthetic). I am hyper submissive as you could probably tell though.
To me femininity is more about traits than appearance. I've mainly been with Twinks and jocks, but to me they're feminine while other people see just dudes
i don't behave very fem naturally, it ends up being something i "put on" when doing stuff with a partner. i try to bury the malebrained gamer autist as much as possible but he refuses to die 🙁
Do you cook?
I can cook breakfast stuff right now, trying to branch out so I'm gonna learn how to make stir fry soon.
As long as they like me
And also aren’t obese
Or gross
Or smelly
Or bigoted
Or annoying
And are at least somewhat actually attractive
Simple really :3
One with fem feature like your pic. Less body hair the better
tall blonde twinks with blue eyes and long hair
I recently realized I really like older men. Middle aged, decent physique, nice hair that's starting to grey, confidence, a put together life. This kinda guy can turn me to mush with a smile and a couple of words.
twinks and twunks and and masculine guys too but only a specific subset
guys who are similar if not just like how i was as a boy
tall guys with broad shoulders who are very chill and will hang out with me all day and introduce me to their friends
i like tall german boys with glasses
especially those with thick german accents
Pre trans me, I was hot
bloody proper bloke m8 fucken hell m8
latvian twinks
grotesque, even for a homosexual.
hot, strong, tall, muscled men who are smart and funny.
Fit, long haired, shy & reserved, into physical hobbies (gym/hiking), nerdy
Vers twinks who whimper and moan
I like them quiet, calm, collected, smart rather than nerdy. If someone is to bear the mentol illness in the relationship that would be me.
I am g btw
shorter skinny ones that want to be cuddled
physically I like facial hair and athletic builds, and Arab, Mediterranean, and Latino guys are super hot - olive skin, dark eyes, dark hair, yum. Gotta be kind, generous, smart, funny, responsible, etc. Passion is the biggest turn on tho, I can't be happy with a guy with no real hobbies or pursuits. My best bfs have been guys driven by a love of something, like cars, making music, stuff like that.
closeted trannies
smarter than me and doesn't mind -- or even likes -- that I have the personality of drywall; shared interests is also a very nice