What to do? Im a SWE,
> 5 YOE.
> 650 applications
biz bros if u have a business idea lmk im desperate rn frfr
What to do? Im a SWE,. > unemployed. > 5 YOE. > 650 applications
What to do? Im a SWE,
learn to code
unironically this is still good advice, even if you live in a shithole this can save your ass, it worked for me, I can live easy for a couple of years and even try my luck with things like PLEB, I just wish I had learned before I was 26
None, i too am unemployed but garbage tier work experience. Have a degree too.
Doubt its as easy as people claim, at least in terms of getting a job with it
t. Solo game dev
take a shower
23/m fresh graduatee
i asked anons and a bunch of guys are the same, no one can find a job. I started POD, which is designing shirts and selling on shops. My account got suspended
so i referee football matches for junior football for a living. it's depressing but nothing better i suppose
Enjoy your neet life now, you will never be this happy once you become a corpo code nagger
same thing but I am syrian so I am just unemployed I tried to go out and find another life but my luck is very limited so far.
What does "5 YOE" mean?
never heard of it but i mean 5 YOE
5 years of experience
i mean its not hard anon
Thanks. I just didn't want to assume.
Meet the 30 Year Old Japanese Millionaire Making $3.8 Million Per Day! ($6M House Tour)
stop spamming Ushikai no one gives a shit about your trust funds
He is east asian. They are born to be intelligent and autistic. Making money from FOREX is easy for a someone with that type of brain.
>makes $4M a day
>lives in $6M house
how low must your IQ be for those numbers not to ring an alarm bell?
you make about $100 a day at your mcdonalds job. do you live in a $150 house?
damn this guy is going to be the richest person alive in just 144 years
Have you been messaging recruiters on linkedin? You need to be constantly improving and embellishing your resume, going over interview prep (even if you aren't getting interviews, it lets you know what employers are looking for), applying, and cold-messaging recruiters. A lot of people who don't get jobs out of college didn't get hired because they through together a sloppy overly honest or obnoxiously inflated resume sent out a hundred apps on Indeed and called it a day.
>Have you been messaging recruiters on linkedin? You need to be constantly improving and embellishing your resume, going over interview prep (even if you aren't getting interviews, it lets you know what employers are looking for), applying, and cold-messaging recruiters. A lot of people who don't get jobs out of college didn't get hired because they through together a sloppy overly honest or obnoxiously inflated resume sent out a hundred apps on Indeed and called it a day.
Tell me you're American without telling me
>the typical american
And I live in america. You dont have to do any of this you either get the job or you don't. I know people, doing all that extra stuff is pointless it just amounts to apply more. There is no point to "interview practice" unless you fumble so badly every time on every question. And even then you can still get hired kek. You remind of that loser temp agency telling me I need to be "connecting" with people and unironically even mentioning twitter to job hunt lel
This what i did:
Bought food caravan with hotdog machine and donut machine.
Got a food licence from council.
Rang manager of street market, asked if i could bring my caravan. He said yes.
Went to all kinds of festivals even a Bruce Springsteen concert -- made tons of cash, had awesome time.
everything thing that was needed has been coded now. Now you can just grab code and glue it with chatgpt or copilot at best.
Change your name to Shaniqua and identify as a lesbian nagger. You'll be hired instantly for wfh positions. Blackface and lighting tricks for your camera. Ezpz.
I'm just going to go on the dark web and just flat out steal someones identity and apply with their fucking information.
if you could push a button to instantly kill anyone who ever worked in software engineering, would you?
>This comment was brought to you by software developed by software engineers
Your opinion is trash and lacks self awareness.
That's your problem. Most companies only hire juniors because they are cheap.
>have 0 years experience
>have 5 years experience
>have 10 years experience
>have 20 years experience
>you're hired for entry level wages :^)
> Fell for the "learn to code bro" meme
> Doesn't realize the field is extremely oversaturated because of said meme (I know - I was a coder for 5 years at a company but it took me 7 months after college to get ONE job offer despite hundreds of job applications and dozens of interviews)
> AI will gradually, but soon aggressively take away all coder jobs
Sorry bud, let this be a very painful but valuable lesson to learn in your life - NEVER listen to meme advice, most especially if you're looking to "make it".
P.S.: If you wish to ignore what I said above, you can at least get noticed by recruiters on linkedin - hint: you need a GREAT network and some side projects you've uploaded to GitHub
Lol I recruit using LinkedIn and I never look at Github, it's too easy to fake
All codenaggers must move to europe. Baltics is probably the best place. You will get a decent job in a week. You will make less than in US and western europe but it will be 3-5x more than median wage. Estonia is probably the best option
Not if you're brown though, then go somewhere else