what the fuck is his problem bros?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's balding

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dang, that would explain a lot. how do we cheer him up?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      His hat is all he has. The government took everything else.

      >they actually think he's wearing a hat

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she actually thinks people care

      • 10 months ago
        Lyran (LeoAsc) CatBoy Schizo

        He's balding

        https://i.imgur.com/hzxbdpa.png

        >balding
        >always wearing a hat

        Is that Tim Pool?
        But in supernatural form?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    His hat is all he has. The government took everything else.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The government doesn’t have that power it’s only the banks that can do that but wow what a scary prospect…..

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >say it three times
        Bankruptman, Bankruptman, Bankruptman
        >Jesus flips some tables

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is pissed at the statue of liberty having the lights on over his city Man Hat Tan all night.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a repo man is a shit job, what else is there to say, anon. Imagine working for "hell" and then having to repo shit back to hell BUT LIKE A MASTER SHINOBI TRANSDIMENSIONAL homosexual WIZARD WITHOUT ALERTING ANYONE LIKE NOT EVEN YOUR GHEY ASS PARAKEET. You end up with some literal spook using spook magic to spook shit out from under you. machine elves don't like da spoop, I mean the frickers get triggered by the stupidest shit when they ain't hiding behind your eyeballs, AKA derealization.

    Hatman don't play that. He gets in, then gets out. But you'll be fear-fantisizing all sorts of dumb shit about him even when he's not there because monke brain lyke fearporn

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have to take 18 Benadryl to see him
    >what the frick is HIS problem
    Just don’t take that much Benadryl and you won’t fricking see him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    performance art

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not overtly malicious, it's just his job. You'd be pissy too if you knew what kind of hours they're giving him and what wage he's receiving for that work.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fell from grace because of poor decisions now he wants you to do the same

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