what the fuck is his problem bros?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's balding

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dang, that would explain a lot. how do we cheer him up?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His hat is all he has. The government took everything else.

      >they actually think he's wearing a hat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she actually thinks people care

      • 2 weeks ago
        Lyran (LeoAsc) CatBoy Schizo

        He's balding

        https://i.imgur.com/hzxbdpa.png

        >balding
        >always wearing a hat

        Is that Tim Pool?
        But in supernatural form?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His hat is all he has. The government took everything else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The government doesn’t have that power it’s only the banks that can do that but wow what a scary prospect…..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >say it three times
        Bankruptman, Bankruptman, Bankruptman
        >Jesus flips some tables

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is pissed at the statue of liberty having the lights on over his city Man Hat Tan all night.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a repo man is a shit job, what else is there to say, anon. Imagine working for "hell" and then having to repo shit back to hell BUT LIKE A MASTER SHINOBI TRANSDIMENSIONAL FAGGY WIZARD WITHOUT ALERTING ANYONE LIKE NOT EVEN YOUR GHEY ASS PARAKEET. You end up with some literal spook using spook magic to spook shit out from under you. Machine Elves don't like da spoop, I mean the fuckers get triggered by the stupidest shit when they ain't hiding behind your eyeballs, AKA derealization.

    Hatman don't play that. He gets in, then gets out. But you'll be fear-fantisizing all sorts of dumb shit about him even when he's not there because monke brain lyke fearporn

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have to take 18 Benadryl to see him
    >what the fuck is HIS problem
    Just don’t take that much Benadryl and you won’t fucking see him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    performance art

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's not overtly malicious, it's just his job. You'd be pissy too if you knew what kind of hours they're giving him and what wage he's receiving for that work.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He fell from grace because of poor decisions now he wants you to do the same

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