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what sociopolitical system does God implemented in Heaven?

what sociopolitical system does God implemented in Heaven?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    autocratic fasicsm

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There will be billions of n-words in heaven kek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >There will be billions of n-words in heaven kek
      Yes, the beasts of the fields will totally be in heaven. Kek. Not likely, and most won't get to heaven because they're not going to have the faith to do what God commands when he commands it. It's the purest form of fascism.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. No n-words in heaven. The curse the turned them n-word will be removed. There will be three light skinned races in heaven: white, Asian, and whatever n-words were before the curse.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >No n-words in heaven
        fuck off shill. If there wasnt n-words in heaven it would have been cancelled already and all the souls would have truned back here

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          all animals have their own version of heaven.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Checks and balances in government are for flawed mortals. Everyone longs for a perfect benevolent autocrat to fix everything.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Feudal monarchy.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I died in an avalanche in 2001. Had a heart attack from panic and it saved my life by shutting off my breathing. Was dead for nearly two hours and went to the other side and saw it there. It made me hate God and this universe. NOTHING is punished because this world is meaningless and so is all of our suffering in it. The worst sociopaths end up happy same as the most virtuous. God doesn’t care about what happens here and I saw it first hand

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Bible tells you that. It’s only the McChurches that say different.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Begone satan, your wicked tongue will not make me stray

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You should be a good person because it is good, period. But God doesn’t care, this world is a farce that means nothing, and no one gives a shit there how you lived here. Rape and torture children and you’re as welcome as anyone else. There is no hell. I figured Christians would like to hear this because their entire religion is about doing evil and getting away with it without punishment by begging God for forgiveness. He will forgive you anon, because he doesn’t give a shit what you did, because he doesn’t care about our pain.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It’s amazing how you make it clear you aren’t a Christian while at the same
          time making half hearted attempts to pretend you’re one. You have a Reddit tier understanding of Christianity, the excuse to do evil statement is quite a remarkable strawman.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I said I wasn’t a Christian BECAUSE of what I saw.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              IM NOT A CHRISTKEK BUT YOUR n-word garden gnome LARP IS so tiring.

              yes caps is in a correct orderyou long nosed loq iq sack of shit n-word cattle.

              have a good day lad and don't forget to have a nice day again.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Glad I could and you so angry. They hated him because he told the truth.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      God didn't make it this way. Satan and his minions did. We are given freewill, and God yearns for us to make the right choice so that we can be with Him.
      God is not the author of evil. Rebellion against God is because it is the absence of His perfection.
      It has to be a test because it is unimaginable that any of us are in any capacity of being with a being as perfect as the Father without Christ and much tribulation.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So god isn’t all powerful then?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There are some things God cannot do, yes. He cannot be evil, and He cannot cause evil.
          Evil is the product of His absence which is the result of freewill. God doesn't want slaves. He wants people that will voluntarily choose Him. If He just immediately destroyed all evil, then how would we even know what good is? How would we know that we need God?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >There are some things God cannot do, yes. He cannot be evil, and He cannot cause evil.
            I don’t understand where you get half the things you say from. Can you give me a passage regarding this and the fact that God didn’t cause evil it was satan and his minions?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I am not going to list off every Bible verse that says the Father is perfect, but if you will grant that He is perfect then it follows that He cannot do evil, no?
              >and the fact that God didn’t cause evil it was satan and his minions?
              Evil is by its nature the rejection of God because God is perfect. Evil is a product of freewill and Satan preyed on this freewill. It is not necessarily that Satan created evil, but he is certainly the primary agent of it on Earth.

              I don't see how I am saying anything particularly outrageous or not evident from a glance at the Bible.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I suppose it’s a semantic argument, God can do evil, but as a perfect being He would never choose to. But regardless, evil exists because He created beings with free will. He created things that were capable of rejecting Him and thus did evil. I would consider that God causing evil as you said he couldn’t here

                There are some things God cannot do, yes. He cannot be evil, and He cannot cause evil.
                Evil is the product of His absence which is the result of freewill. God doesn't want slaves. He wants people that will voluntarily choose Him. If He just immediately destroyed all evil, then how would we even know what good is? How would we know that we need God?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Why doesn’t he punish evil? Why does he farm that out to Satan? Sun must be punished and doing so is good, so that means Satan is good because he punishes the wicked. I don’t believe this but I don’t know what else to infer. At least Satan cares about us and what happens here. God doesn’t give a shit

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I am confident in stating that whatever you saw was a demonic deception and not the afterlife. There are many cases, growing, in fact, of people claiming to have a vision of the afterlife in near-death experiences but all of them are fairly inconsistent in details but very consistent with demonic deceptions. I say this in line with my Eastern Orthodox beliefs and layman's understanding of Orthodox theology. But you can believe whatever you want to believe, but a nihilistic all-consuming void is a very empty life to live indeed.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Why doesn’t he punish evil?
              He does, as it clearly states in Revelation. In some sense though isn't evil its own punishment? The "Lake of Fire" is a total absence of God and if all good comes from God then it follows that would be a horrible place even for people that embrace evil. Total absence of God is far more terrifying than any other form of torture.
              >Satan is good because he punishes the wicked
              He inspires wickedness to bring others down with him. He encourages rebellion against God. He certainly isn't good. I have heard it analogized as a guy that encourages you to rob a bank and then calls the cops on you for doing it. He knows that the rejection of God is suffering because it results in the absence of perfection, and he wants others to suffer with him. The evil punish themselves.
              >At least Satan cares about us and what happens here
              He wants the Earth destroyed and all to suffer. He "cares" about you in the sense that he hates you.
              >God doesn’t give a shit
              God loves you so much that He DIED for you. Just imagine that a perfect being is so perfect that he is willing to die so that you can be with Him. That to me is just incredible. The benevolence of it is just mind-blowing.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I approve of this post. Excellent grasp of theology from my Orthodox perspective.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I think many reach a certain level of attachment to reality (or nihilism, or something that cannot be labeled nor described easily) and are unable to openly proclaim that they "believe" or "have faith".

                The desire to be saved, to live in an environment which doesn't suppress everyone except the wicked, is still there.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Life seems to be more of a natural filtering mechanism than anything else.

              For an eternity in peace, living however you wanted - without evil, of course - does this life really seem that bad?

              Wishful thinking, of course...

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He said he causes evil in the Bible.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No, God is indeed all-powerful, but He chooses to not usurp the free will of His creation. That, in essence, is the only thing God "can't" do, to override the will of someone. God is love, and love does not force someone to love another against their will, otherwise it is not love but a farce. This is why evil exists in the world because men and angels have the choice to do either good or evil and God will not put Himself in the way of making those choices. That is why there are good men, bad men, angels and demons. The struggle to love good rather than evil is a constant one in this fallen world.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >That, in essence, is the only thing God "can't" do, to override the will of someone
            That’s not true, God chose to give us free will, but He could take it away if He wished. God hardened Pharaoh’s heart.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Never mind misread the usurp part.

              I would say in that particular case the Pharaoh was already pre-disposed to not letting the garden gnomes go. But no matter how you interpret that particular text, the fact remains that God doesn't override the choices of the human heart.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        God sounds pretty based.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No way what’d it look like

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Super ultra HD, and all kinds of colors you’ve never seen before and I can’t describe.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How did you feel? And when you say everyone was there. Like Everyone?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yes…EVERYONE. And not just from this world. The thing you must understand is that nothing here matters there. It’s the same as we feel about some disaster in Africa…nothing.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              So you are 100% you saw Jesus Christ yourself

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He’s trolling and highly inconsistent if you read through his posts itt

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                My grandfather died and came back. He said he could see himself floating above and drifting away from his body. Said it was the most peaceful he’s ever felt and that he did not want to come back

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Okay?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Idk it’s just cool to think about. Like being there and coming back. Or just looking toward the next step. Obv idk you but I don’t have a lot going for me so I look forward to being with God and living in peace

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Ah I’m sorry man, no worries it’s a cool story. Just keep your faith and do what you know is right even when it’s hard and things will work out in the end.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon. Maybe we’ll be friends and walk on streets of gold

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Someday my friend

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This also happend to my grandmother. Almost died, saw herself lying in the hospital bed

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What’d she say it felt like

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Same as you said, floating above her body and looking down. I'm not sure what she really felt at that moment

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No but he was there

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              That's not at all accurate.

              All of heaven is devoted to what's happening here.

              Source: Prebirth memories

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >All of heaven is devoted to what's happening here.
                Can you say more about this? I trust your source.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                tl;dr:

                Souls are created by God as an army to take out the luciferians running the world.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Blessed numerals for the checking. Thank you for your response. What you said aligns well with the knowings that I have and so I will incorporate this into my belief system henceforth. This is a satisfying response to my “why are we here?” question.
                Here’s another question - do you believe that God made some people evil? Or are evil people literal demons in human skin? Or did God make us all neutral and we choose to be good or evil? I feel like I never really had a choice, and when I try to be other than what I am, it doesn’t work and feels bad.
                >if you’re filthy, then be filthy still ~ JC

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >take out the luciferians running the world
                checked. so we're supposed to hunt these fuckers down and kill them? if so, if we get caught, can we get killed and come back to repeat the process?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >so we're supposed to hunt these fuckers down and kill them?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Thats enough for me, cheers

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what the exact process will be, all I know is we're here for a reason, and everything will be ok.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                checked again. that is reassuring, but every fibre of my being wants to go after these people.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >gay judgements
      Behold, thou shalt call a nation that thou knowest not, and nations that knew not thee shall run unto thee because of the LORD thy God, and for the Holy One of Israel; for he hath glorified thee. Seek ye the LORD while he may be found, call ye upon him while he is near: Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon. For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts. For as the rain cometh down, and the snow from heaven, and returneth not thither, but watereth the earth, and maketh it bring forth and bud, that it may give seed to the sower, and bread to the eater: So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto I sent it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Neither should you anon, that period is transitory, you have to think about where you want to go, that place isn't the end goal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's the dumbest and gayest shit I've ever read on LULZ.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fake and gay post. You'd be brain dama- well actually by this post it may be true.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      source: literally nothing

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Christianity good boy points

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You're already in it and experiencing it. I hope you've been living without fear and in service to other people and not just yourself anon. How many times have you experienced deja vu in your life? How many times do you think you've repeated this same life over and over because you were afraid to do the right thing in a tense moment? How many more times are you going to repeat it? Heaven and hell are right here within you in every moment.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think who has no soul gets to be in heaven...

    you know anyone with an average IQ of 90 and below

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    none because he doesn't exist

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    eveybody is on heroin

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    KARMA

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what sociopolitical system does God implemented in Heaven
    luxury communism would be the closest to what you could understand.
    Consider being a Golden Retriever in an upper middle class family.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you like jiff

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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        >I hope you like jiff
        Upper middle class. I'd hope I'd get natural crunchy, or Nutella. I know dogs can't have Nutella.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anoynmous

    Broski, I think it's sort of an honor system of anarchy. If you read through Paul's letters you'll see a few mentions of righteous being above the law or the law being for sinners. Galatians 5 and Corinthians 7 I think are my references. this is my personal interpretation but I don't think there are rules per say.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You will work harder to get into an even grander heaven.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Totalitarianism

  16. 1 week ago
    Luiznon

    Monarchy, or theocracy if you really think about it

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can you provide a reference ??

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what sociopolitical system does God implemented in Heaven?
    C#

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The Kingdom of Christ
    Mmmmmmh, I don't know anon. That sure is a toughie. Let me go ask a koala since it's clearly smarter than you.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute, theocratic monarchy

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    your mom

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Communist monarchy.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The garden gnome god from the bible?
    He's a commie sadist homosexual.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Heaven isn't real.

    Christianity is a religion for low-IQ brown people. It's popular in n-word and spic countries.

    Look up countries where the majority of the population is intelligent white people, or intelligent Asians, and these countries will have low rates of Christianity.

    I bet half you motherfuckers in this thread are stupid spics in real life.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he then continued sucking his boyfriend's cock who has a medical degree

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Theocratic monarchy.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anarchy works if everyone is in agreement and totally sure of their neighbors honesty.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Anarchy works
      It won't be Anarchy.
      >“They are before the throne of God, and serve him day and night in his temple.” (Revelation 7:15)
      Like I said, it's the purest form of fascism.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fascism or authoritarianism implies that those who are serving aren't doing so freely which is totally against the nature of God. They serve because they are mentally and spiritually aligned with God such that their will is the same as the will of God. You may say it is a semantic argument in that they are still doing God's will but it is really important that you realize that those who serve God in this capacity will be seen as approaching God himself as they will be so tightly aligned with God's will. Not perfictally aligned. If they were perfectly aligned with God they would be equal with God. There is only one man who holds that status.

        This also explains how Jesus claims that he serves at the will of the Father. Are you saying that the Father is an autocrat who bosses Jesus around? Obviously not. Jesus' will is completely and perfectly aligned with the Father and the holy spirit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Checked and based.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Fascism or authoritarianism implies that those who are serving aren't doing so freely
          Since when? You do realize that Hitler was voted into power, right? He was very well liked, it wasn't about "what if I don't fall in line?".

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            If thy don't fall in line they're kicked out and become fallen angels aka demons.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Retarded take there.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Retarded take there.
                >w-what do you mean I'm not allowed to go into God's house and shit on his carpet?
                >it's bullshit that he'd kick me out for that

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Are you saying everyone who liked Hitler were mentally and spiritually aligned with him in the same way as we aspire to be one with God's will?

            What heresy. You shall be completely disregarded from this point on.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Are you saying
              Here comes the garden gnome pilpul. Right on time, kek.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    God is the definition of a benevolent dictator. There is no money in heaven. All goods and services are an act of devotion to God's will.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The truth is, the mulattos in the middle east India to Saudi Arabia, the mediterranean.

    It's pre-flood race mixing.

    What the elites are doing now, they did before.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Autocratic post-scarcity socialism.

    Heaven is supposed to be a paradise for everyone who gets there, so having anyone get less than what they want is not an option. Because it's supposed to be a paradise, it's post-scarcity, otherwise people would have to work for it, and that would defeat the purpose. And it's autocratic because what god says goes. Also it's not any form of "national" socialism, because even n-words can get there.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Scientology tier brainwash.

    You can only feel happiness as some of your beloved family members suffer in hell.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      God is a just judge. Everything regarding anyone who is sent to hell will be transparent. We can have hope for those who might not be as spiritually aligned with God as we might like. Remember we are saved at the will of Christ our redeemer. Those of us baptized into the family of God have assurance of salvation but we can still hope for Jesus to be merciful to those who don't necessarily have that assurance themselves.

      At the end of it all we will have a Righteous and perfect explaination given for why anyone who was sent to Hell received their sentence. And we will proclaim that the justice and mercy of the Lord is perfect.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Theocracy obviously

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Americans are removed from the fabric of reality.

    You subhumans have no right to exist.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LAW

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Monarchy

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's not the system. It's the king and his people who will make it work.
    Only in this lowly realm we have "systems".
    Why would you think there's a need for a "system" ? Do you even know what heaven is ?

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Theocratic fascism

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Judaism is the only real religion, and they don't even believe in God anymore, they believe in money and they believe in slavery and winning and manipulation. They just use God as a trick to manipulate everyone else into doing their work for them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is very astute.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Patriarchal monarchy. Jesus is the king of kings.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently God believes in segregation

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Monarchy. Its called the Kingdom of God.

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