Two more months, libtard. The vaxx is modifying your DNA as we speak, not to mention the heavy metals and nanomachines. Meanwhile? That's right libtard. My unvaxxed PUREBLOOD sperm is >absolutely >skyrocketing
No such thing because either:
A.) Your shotty genetics make it very hard to be happy in which case pharmaceuticals are the only salvation.
B.) You're not jacking off often enough. Through evolution we've been programmed to thirst for pussy. In fact pussy might as well be some kind of abstract "resource" in the world.
as a canadian living north enough that 5-6 months of the year i end up going to work in the dark and coming home in the dark -- one of those artificial sunlight lamps works wonders.
i don't care if it's a placebo or not. placebos still work even if you know it's a placebo.
This as well. Low vitamin D levels especially over long periods of time can literally drive you insane. Scientists still don't exactly know what this bullshit thing even does but we know that really bad things happen without it.
and I believe it, anon.
this just isn't my first time talking about light therapy lamps on LULZ and there's always a schzoid ready to fight you to the death over how they don't do anything.
light doesn't give you vitamin d. it allows you to convert the vitamin d you ingest into a form that's usable by your body.
we're the only animals besides guinea pigs capable of doing this but we're also the only animals unable to synthesize vitamin C.
You mean exactly like those oldskool infrared lamps for "massage"? Those are fun, I should get one from the goodwill again. Lasers sound a bit dangerous.
>guys I don't socialize and my computer is my online friend, I never exercise, I don't go outside, I'm actually obese, I don't have a girlfriend, how can I possibly be depressed? >tell me things I should do that don't involve me getting rid of the thing that I'm addicted to
Me waiting for the vaccine extinction event
>September
>2021
Well, one more /misc/ prediction that didn't come true.
Self actualization
i wanted this to be true so bad
/misc/ retards keep disappointing
Two more months, libtard. The vaxx is modifying your DNA as we speak, not to mention the heavy metals and nanomachines. Meanwhile? That's right libtard. My unvaxxed PUREBLOOD sperm is
>absolutely
>skyrocketing
Companionship and touching grass
a gun
No such thing because either:
A.) Your shotty genetics make it very hard to be happy in which case pharmaceuticals are the only salvation.
B.) You're not jacking off often enough. Through evolution we've been programmed to thirst for pussy. In fact pussy might as well be some kind of abstract "resource" in the world.
anime
U must be over 18 to post here
This leads to an EXTREME vitamin D deficiency you dumb fuck.
as a canadian living north enough that 5-6 months of the year i end up going to work in the dark and coming home in the dark -- one of those artificial sunlight lamps works wonders.
i don't care if it's a placebo or not. placebos still work even if you know it's a placebo.
This as well. Low vitamin D levels especially over long periods of time can literally drive you insane. Scientists still don't exactly know what this bullshit thing even does but we know that really bad things happen without it.
>49:05
no thanks
>placebo
It's not, seasonal affective disorder is a real thing.
and I believe it, anon.
this just isn't my first time talking about light therapy lamps on LULZ and there's always a schzoid ready to fight you to the death over how they don't do anything.
Yeah but do these lamps give you Vitamin D? That's the question. That's what would make it a placebo effect or not.
They help facilitate the processes in your body they generate vitimin d, just like the sun
light doesn't give you vitamin d. it allows you to convert the vitamin d you ingest into a form that's usable by your body.
we're the only animals besides guinea pigs capable of doing this but we're also the only animals unable to synthesize vitamin C.
no, because they don't produce ultraviolet
Uhh, probably red light lasers might help, also helps with hair loss which pretty much everyone over 30 will experience to some extent.
>helps
prove it
You mean exactly like those oldskool infrared lamps for "massage"? Those are fun, I should get one from the goodwill again. Lasers sound a bit dangerous.
big magnets
I'm interested.
We don't know how it works. Proceed with caution.
Group therapy.
Motorcycle
Gun. Go outside and shoot, is fun as hell.
Meditation, diet, good sleep, soft and joyful music, fasting, elimination of environmental stressors and pollutatants.
That's for homosexuals
And liberal women
No anon, it's not just for (you).
>unforced leddit mention
If you get clinical depression and not tiktok ~~*depression*~~, you should just take meds at this point
counseling and love
GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET YOU DOPAMINE ADDLED RETARD
>guys I'm chronically online and I post on LULZ why could I possibly be depressed?
LULZ's resident neurobiology expert weighs in
lul
>guys I don't socialize and my computer is my online friend, I never exercise, I don't go outside, I'm actually obese, I don't have a girlfriend, how can I possibly be depressed?
>tell me things I should do that don't involve me getting rid of the thing that I'm addicted to
you're right, but namedropping dopamine is what annoyed me. too many people have gone on and on about it without having a clue
>d-don't talk about dopamine even though that's what's happening and why I can't stop using my computer
DOPERMEEN DETOX
Bet you can't even go 3 days without using LULZ
you're lifemogging the betas
Getting into anime helped me. You don't have to get into anime, but try finding some kind of escape like that and it might help.
Gratitude. It's Thanksgiving nigga. Perfect time to start.