What kind of sounds would you hear in a medieval castle at night?

What kind of sounds would you hear in a medieval castle at night?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not many, the nobles and servants would be asleep. Only guards would be up at night.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lots of fucking

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. People in the middle ages weren't as prudish about fucking than in later eras

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. People in the middle ages weren't as prudish about fucking than in later eras

      >be in seclusion because a flu epidemics hit some village 100 miles away from you
      >hear people fucking
      >it's your son and your daughter
      >"hurr durr they'll have t marry I guess"

      Medieval times were wild...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>it's your son and your daughter
        >>"hurr durr they'll have t marry I guess"

        Where'd you get that from? Game of Thrones?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crusader Kings II

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Urraca of Leon banged her brother
          t. knower

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, israelites and arabs didn't have european-style castles in the middle ages.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. People in the middle ages weren't as prudish about fucking than in later eras

      Do you have proof of this or are you a porn addict projecting

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was revealed to me in a dream

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        People in the Middle Ages were famous for their hatred of sex, and one-child families right, anon?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally just read any of the popular literature from that time you tremendous homosexual

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you fucking retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Medieval fags were bigger coomers than us and they didn't have porn back then

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Medieval fags were bigger coomers than us BECAUSE they didn't have porn back then
          Think about it, there's no porn, and you probably genuinely believe what you've been taught about onanism (one way ticket to hell), and you were married in your mid twenties to some girl you never met in her early-mid teens. Your priest keeps telling you to 'go forth and multiply', and your parents won't shut up about how they want grandkids, you're going to be fucking her until you both get bored of it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lots of sucking and fucking, slurping and moaning

      Dumb coomers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The castles castles were not that big and had very little in the way of privacy. Only the lord and his wife or mistress would be regularly intimate in it, and they would have to be very discreet. If there was any other sex going on it would more likely occur in the chapel.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In early 1327 Edward renounced the crown, which passed to his pre-adolescent son Edward III.Nine months later he was killed by having a red-hot poker forced up his rectum: his screams of pain were apparently to be heard in the village of Berkeley, a good two miles away from the castle where he met his end.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the poker story is likely a fabrication

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    farts

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    snoring, flatulence, sexual congress, late night visitors to the latrine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brapping, snoring, fucking. Insects and amphibians outside.

      frequent, loud flatulence based on their poor diets and the average european's lactose intolerance for centuries

      pic related operating like a giant vuvuzela and turning juicy mead and roasted game farts into thunderous trumpet blasts

      why so many posts about farts

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    quiet steps, daggers drawing and blood shedding

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brapping, snoring, fucking. Insects and amphibians outside.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play Amnesia the dark descent and you'll find out.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    synthwave/heavy metal

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lots of sucking and fucking, slurping and moaning

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sucking months unwashed medieval dick

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dice shaking in a cup and then rolling across wood. Laughter and banter.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone literate reading a book out loud to a group of illiterate people. Or just listening to someone tell a story from memory.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    super mario 64

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of splashing, blackjack thuds, and guards searching for taffers.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    frequent, loud flatulence based on their poor diets and the average european's lactose intolerance for centuries

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pic related operating like a giant vuvuzela and turning juicy mead and roasted game farts into thunderous trumpet blasts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That gives you gas?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of anonymous bareback gay sex

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spooky ghost noises if you believe the considerable list of allegedly haunted castles.

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