>What is this
homosexualry of the highest order.
The riders are a danger to themselves and those around them. >Allow homosexuals to rent e-scoot >homosexuals homosexualise >legislate banning of all e-vics
Wait until they release the Self Driving™ scooters that return themselves to the scooter stands. People will try to jump on them but they will just stop.
Hamilton? Also they won't lwt you disconnect your credit card unless you lock them up to a rack of sorts. Way overpriced though. $25 for a day, and like $40 for 2 hours without the day pass. I can drive my SUV for six hours for $40 in gas even with current prices. They are tracked by sattelite, tied to your email and bank account, and thank you for choosing a green option when you get off. How much you want to bet our social credit scores are already being recorded
>Too dumb to drive a car? >Too lazy to ride a bike?
Get an E-scooter! Now for the mentally disabled as well as the physical! No longer will you have to worry about how to come out of the closet, because once people see you getting around one of these bad boys, they'll have no doubt that you're a raging homosexual that loves sucking massive fucking cocks!
Want me to be specific?
It's a free pile of parts.
You get: >A few pounds of aluminium to melt for your forg >A mild duty brushed DC motor >MOSFETs or a few relays >Brakes for your bike >A nice lithium ion battery back >Possibly a hall effect sensor >A gps >A gsm/LTE radio if your ballsy or good >A free mcu >And some scrap wire to use for odds and ends
should i go out with an electric drill and steal them or would that make me a nagger? i
just trying to find my way as a civilised non anti social type of person
Some of those things go way too fucking fast for a scooter. Something about standing on a board going at speed, it seems way faster than what you think. 24mph was insane, tried it once.
Lol these things get banned in most cities downtown areas because people just leave them in the streets
Those are great. My gf and I ride them around town and she holds on to me and I play music on my phone and drive.
and then you woke up
>What is this
homosexualry of the highest order.
The riders are a danger to themselves and those around them.
>Allow homosexuals to rent e-scoot
>homosexuals homosexualise
>legislate banning of all e-vics
problem faggered
These get in the way when I’m walking my dog on the sidewalk so I just kick them over every time.
nagger
you will breathe my smoke and be happy
the superior 2 wheeled death trap for sure
the solid tires kinda suck tho, those shitty rentals at least have that.
15 minute city vehicles, they're testing them in my area too. Now there's janky scooters just lying around all over town
Wait until they release the Self Driving™ scooters that return themselves to the scooter stands. People will try to jump on them but they will just stop.
Hamilton? Also they won't lwt you disconnect your credit card unless you lock them up to a rack of sorts. Way overpriced though. $25 for a day, and like $40 for 2 hours without the day pass. I can drive my SUV for six hours for $40 in gas even with current prices. They are tracked by sattelite, tied to your email and bank account, and thank you for choosing a green option when you get off. How much you want to bet our social credit scores are already being recorded
Can social credit score drop below 0 into a negative number?
They just put these things all over sask lmao, they’re already getting stolen and trashed by Indians bahaha
Russian radio bombs
multi mobility and vedomatic 7-11 pizzas available at any time are literally turning the suburbs into some sort oh futuristic stoner punk dytopia
These things are the most overpriced pieces of shit I've ever had the misfortune of being swindled by.
>Too dumb to drive a car?
>Too lazy to ride a bike?
Get an E-scooter! Now for the mentally disabled as well as the physical! No longer will you have to worry about how to come out of the closet, because once people see you getting around one of these bad boys, they'll have no doubt that you're a raging homosexual that loves sucking massive fucking cocks!
I just throw them in the river, shit gets in the way when biking
Want me to be specific?
It's a free pile of parts.
You get:
>A few pounds of aluminium to melt for your forg
>A mild duty brushed DC motor
>MOSFETs or a few relays
>Brakes for your bike
>A nice lithium ion battery back
>Possibly a hall effect sensor
>A gps
>A gsm/LTE radio if your ballsy or good
>A free mcu
>And some scrap wire to use for odds and ends
This. Make sure to use some kind of jammer to disable the tracking until you disconnect the battery.
should i go out with an electric drill and steal them or would that make me a nagger? i
just trying to find my way as a civilised non anti social type of person
Some of those things go way too fucking fast for a scooter. Something about standing on a board going at speed, it seems way faster than what you think. 24mph was insane, tried it once.
it belongs to the sea, return it to it's natural habitat thx
I'd rather get a moped. I need to sit down.
get on my level.
https://lacroixboards.com/products/lonestar-supersport%E2%84%A2-new
gayest shit since $oy
I believe they are called razor scooters, because they are thin. They were very trendy in the late 90's/early 2000's.
stop being such a whiny fucking homosexual. jeez man why does it have to be cars or nothing? fuck off u naggerish polish cunt.
I'D DIE BEFORE OWNING A SINGLE SCRAP OF METAL IN THIS SHIT HOLE.
TOTAL NAFRI DEATH