I barely have enough money to buy things I want, why would I spend money on a pokemon fuck-toy of all things when I can jerk off hands free with my imagination
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
because you have a weird paraphilia, one you keep telling strangers about, don't act like you have self control all of a sudden
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I think that's ok to anon, I haven't done anything lmfao, I support anon's decisions though
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Me and the egyptian gods I like to say just got a bit of an agreement, soooooooooo
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
is that agreement from a gooning discord?
kys
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>jerk off hands free
how? asking for a friend
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You could have a wet dream. Or have problems with premature ejaculation. That's kind of like what you want, just substantially less convenient.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You could have a wet dream. Or have problems with premature ejaculation. That's kind of like what you want, just substantially less convenient.
It means you need to meditate in the half lotus or lotus position until your kundalini rises above your 2nd chakra into your crown chakra so you can evolve your imagination from animalistic to spiritual consciousness.
Jinn like to take animal forms, but one should try to take the path towards the sky if they want to evolve and transcend.
Absolutely not. She would be canine. Get this khajit propaganda BULLSHIT out of here. Wolves are the White Man's animal. Not toxoplasmosis ridden goblins who shit in a BOX.
Firstly, you are not your thoughts. Thoughts have been easily implanted in humans for as long as there have been wandering restless spirits on this earth, and those are just dead humans. Dissociate yourself from these literal and likely projections, simply observe them. Don't react. They'll get bored of your disinterest. >captcha was HNNGTG
I have touched multiple stuffed toys. And have no remorse, or shame about it. Not like i harmed anything alive, and they were my property. Planned to trash 'em anyways so no harm no foul.
Though, i wasn't thinking of the toy. It was merely a tool for sexual gratification. And i was a young teen at the time with literally no other alternatives. Kek.
I don't do that shit now, it's too much effort. Just rub one out when i got the urge. Problem solved. But them hormones man, do weird things to ya. Felt like i was strapped to a horny rocket and i could only control it's flight path, barely. Lmfao.
I got some weird fucking fetishes myself. Though, nothing too out there. Not into scat, or other such disgusting shit for example. But definitely not "vanilla." I would say OP's situation with wanting to fuck hot animal-hominids is to do with imprinting, priming, fetish molding, and potentially. Maybe, past spiritual implications. Perhaps OP encountered such creatures in the past via a past life or interim period between lives. Who knows.
I kek either way at all the prune, limp dicked cuck onions boys that like to shame over such things. Embrace what ya are or have something else take that wheel ya know? Can't manipulate my desires if i am already manning that wheel house eh?
I don't shame u honestly anon, I think that's honestly kinda based, and humans are just odd little things with their own particularities/tastes, I love them all though for how they are and act understanding towards them caringly
Thanks. And feel similar. Cute pic, head pats for them.
https://i.imgur.com/szVY0hT.png
Silence Xeno
NTA but what about nonhuman entities possessing corpses they incarnated into thus also own? Are they allowed if they like humans and genuinely have aided them in the past and present? Whom also have a massive bone to pick with the ruinous powers? (:
Absolutely not. She would be canine. Get this khajit propaganda BULLSHIT out of here. Wolves are the White Man's animal. Not toxoplasmosis ridden goblins who shit in a BOX.
I like both cats and dogs, more a dog person but cats are lower cost where i am. So i take care of the cats with our family. Hell before i went to bed when i was looking at this thread i was holding/cuddling with a kitten we took in. She's adorable, took awhile but warmed up to her. She acts more like a puppy than a kitten though, which might be partially why i have taken such a liking to her. First time since she's been brought in that i have cuddled with her that long. She loved it, slept in my chair with me for hours.
Personally? I would take a neko AND a canine chick both, why have just one when you can get both on your dick? Kek.
I also got a almost supernatural command of dogs, family noticed that about me. Even pit bulls won't fuck with me. And will yield to me immediately as the alpha. I also find animals more tolerable than humans, given animals are at least more open and honest about what they are.
I am partial to dogs, but i love both of 'em. Both got their merits, i don't get why people hate one or the other. Kek.
on a serious note, how should i interpret a tall male one of these visiting me during sleep paralysis? I was sleeping on my side and when i sort of woke up i saw him in the middle of my room. he was kind of doing a cute, cheeky little sway back and forth. sort of like a playful mini dance.
also, i am a woman if it means anything. I've also been intimate with a figure who may be the same one who tried to comfort me during a bad time in life and he held/spooned me during another paralysis at night.
I really like him but i'm wondering if he's actually into me. he also takes on the form of someone who was mutually *in love* with me and I once put his hair in ties to look like a puppy so I wonder about how he (the entity) feels about that form or if it's actually him in some weird transcending universal move.
Who had it wrong? You?
There's no functional difference between 'Super advanced aliens coming from the sky to sometimes torture and sometimes guide humans' and 'Super advanced Gods coming from the sky to torture and sometimes guide humans.'
All religions are right, they just had a different word for the beings doing the guiding/torturing.
Sorry you didn't believe them anon, but that shouldn't cause anger at anyone but yourself.
Im more inclined to believe this, they want to desensitize us to seeing non-human entities in their various forms I mean they've been doing it since about the 70's with starwars and all that its just were used to seeing mostly humanoids. Theres a part of me that wants to say theres a spiritual aspect as well remember the archons can appear to you in whatever form they know will be more acceptable to you, if furries just appeared out of nowhere in reality or were associated with the UFOs in all likelihood theyre meatsuits inhabited by an archon.
Plus it's not much a curse from me ehehe pfff lmfaoooo at least I don't think so, I didn't really curse any, I just retracted something I had done earlier to be honesttt
You have moved beyond actual physical desire and now only have mental desire.
That's an important step to eliminating all desire. Yes, I'm implying all devout buddhists and monks of all faiths in previous lives reincarnated to 2D-loving fags of all kinds.
Probably the real implication behind this is your inability to find a woman in real life, since you're probably had poor experience with them or something alike that made you feel scared, anxious or disappointed in real women. Thus, you prefer dwelling in your fantasies, thinking about the perfect couple thst you'll never achieve to find.
Sorry to disappoint you, but trying to justify your escapism through "spirituality" will only make it worse.
I feel like Allah would be proud of me honestly same with Jesus for what I do
https://i.imgur.com/fXPDkMN.jpg
>xD
where do these homosexuals come from?
And whoa u must have no form of general expression hahahah, suppressing ur emotions hmm?
Don't repress so much my dear anon, it's ok to feel disgust, the disgust is at urself inside, that cringe, that gut reaction is hatred towards others and how they express themselves, you hate urself
Why would you repress just basic expressions of laughter, does not one not feel joy and love in life within her creation?
It means that ancient humans found that certain animals were reflective of traits that they attribute to the divine or the functions of the world, and so were suitable representatives of those traits. In the case of Anubis, (or Anput, which is who's actually depicted in that picture) jackals are associated with death. They like to lurk around graveyards and dig up the dead for an easy meal. They also burry their kills to allow them to decompose a little, which helps them with digestion when they eat them later. The Egyptians saw this, and thought it would be fitting to represent a God of death with a jackal.
No, but some of them wouldn't like it. You could lust Aphrodite or Lilith or Tiamat, they probably wouldn't care. You shouldn't lust for goddesses like Kali, Artemis, Sekhmet, Freya. If a goddess has any interest in mortals, it would be apparent by the way they conduct themselves and how they're worshipped.
I'm unsure. For me it's focused on kitsune. I often have dreams where I stumble across one and wake up with a raging boner. Viewing representations in art immediately fill me with intense desire and I often feel a deep longing centered on the idea of meeting one. If I'm lucky enough to see a wild fox, these feelings come rushing back.
Look, a long LOGN time ago your primally great caveman ancestor drew a picture of a woman with fat tits cause' that's how he likes them. Then he put a wolf head on her because hey, he and his buddy Grug think wolves are cool.
His dick got hard, lets take a hop skip and a jump through history, someone's building pyramids in the desert to honor a jackal god with a fat cock who, in a better world where we could have the things we want, would have been blowing his back out.
Somewhere in the middle there the puritans went and fucked everything up trying to pretend they didn't want to play with Judy Hopps like an oversized quivering fleshlight (this created Schizophrenia) but just like those Venus threads on /d/, great great great grand-pappy's DNA still runs in your blood and personally I think it's nice to think that me and my oldest sentient ancestor can both look at the same woman, be it a totally kino MILF or something I'd find on the front page of E621 and be on the same page.
It means you're forever unwanted.
A digital leper.
*Vores you*
no thanks weird gay
Hahahaha
You: I'm scary!
Me: That incel fucks plush pokemon toys, gross
I barely have enough money to buy things I want, why would I spend money on a pokemon fuck-toy of all things when I can jerk off hands free with my imagination
because you have a weird paraphilia, one you keep telling strangers about, don't act like you have self control all of a sudden
I think that's ok to anon, I haven't done anything lmfao, I support anon's decisions though
Me and the egyptian gods I like to say just got a bit of an agreement, soooooooooo
is that agreement from a gooning discord?
kys
>jerk off hands free
how? asking for a friend
You could have a wet dream. Or have problems with premature ejaculation. That's kind of like what you want, just substantially less convenient.
>he can't coom through sheer willpower
Nothing. It's not real. It's equally as bad as thinking Cortana was hot. (she is)
You may want to pass on that one.
You're a furry.
It means you need to meditate in the half lotus or lotus position until your kundalini rises above your 2nd chakra into your crown chakra so you can evolve your imagination from animalistic to spiritual consciousness.
Jinn like to take animal forms, but one should try to take the path towards the sky if they want to evolve and transcend.
lyrans are real
It means you're a true hyperborean.
a proper hyperborean bride would be feline though
Yes
I remember that movie real sad what happened to Bagi but atleast she still lives
Absolutely not. She would be canine. Get this khajit propaganda BULLSHIT out of here. Wolves are the White Man's animal. Not toxoplasmosis ridden goblins who shit in a BOX.
>Wolves are the White Man's animal.
Well I'm not white so I'll take my lyran catladies thank you.
Do they actually shit in the BOX?
Cats are the white man's animal, you mutt
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/essays/cd.aspx#:~:text=In%20short%2C%20a%20dog%20is,self%2Dsufficient%20entity%20and%20microcosm.
nature / they are with that type of energy maybe even form
it's more common than you think, most people supress it because culture
you probably have some sand nagger alien dna and you are not draconian like the earth but actually from one of those constellations that are gay af.
Firstly, you are not your thoughts. Thoughts have been easily implanted in humans for as long as there have been wandering restless spirits on this earth, and those are just dead humans. Dissociate yourself from these literal and likely projections, simply observe them. Don't react. They'll get bored of your disinterest.
>captcha was HNNGTG
take your furry crap elsewhere
Do you consider yourself to be a violent person? Do you think you're capable of hurting others?
.....
well, beelzebub showed up this morning, I hope you have diseases.
Unphased, now fuck off back to /trash/ furmo
anon after a few weeks
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But I still love you anon. Looks like I won't be eating any flies today to prevent you from the encroaching death *licks self*
>he made fun of me for fucking stuffed toys! can you believe it! so I cursed him with the plague, who looks foolish now
I never touched a stuffed toy, ur practically in a temple my dude ¯_ (ツ)_/¯
I just do my shit around time fulfilling little tasks and such like a vidya game lmfao ahahh
ever play elder scrolls loser?
I have touched multiple stuffed toys. And have no remorse, or shame about it. Not like i harmed anything alive, and they were my property. Planned to trash 'em anyways so no harm no foul.
Though, i wasn't thinking of the toy. It was merely a tool for sexual gratification. And i was a young teen at the time with literally no other alternatives. Kek.
I don't do that shit now, it's too much effort. Just rub one out when i got the urge. Problem solved. But them hormones man, do weird things to ya. Felt like i was strapped to a horny rocket and i could only control it's flight path, barely. Lmfao.
I got some weird fucking fetishes myself. Though, nothing too out there. Not into scat, or other such disgusting shit for example. But definitely not "vanilla." I would say OP's situation with wanting to fuck hot animal-hominids is to do with imprinting, priming, fetish molding, and potentially. Maybe, past spiritual implications. Perhaps OP encountered such creatures in the past via a past life or interim period between lives. Who knows.
I kek either way at all the prune, limp dicked cuck onions boys that like to shame over such things. Embrace what ya are or have something else take that wheel ya know? Can't manipulate my desires if i am already manning that wheel house eh?
I don't shame u honestly anon, I think that's honestly kinda based, and humans are just odd little things with their own particularities/tastes, I love them all though for how they are and act understanding towards them caringly
Silence Xeno
oops missed the bullet, also I'm not actually a xeno I thought the photo was cute
i'm just kind of more like this thing friend
what ur eyes not work humie? That why you missed the shot?
Thanks. And feel similar. Cute pic, head pats for them.
NTA but what about nonhuman entities possessing corpses they incarnated into thus also own? Are they allowed if they like humans and genuinely have aided them in the past and present? Whom also have a massive bone to pick with the ruinous powers? (:
I like both cats and dogs, more a dog person but cats are lower cost where i am. So i take care of the cats with our family. Hell before i went to bed when i was looking at this thread i was holding/cuddling with a kitten we took in. She's adorable, took awhile but warmed up to her. She acts more like a puppy than a kitten though, which might be partially why i have taken such a liking to her. First time since she's been brought in that i have cuddled with her that long. She loved it, slept in my chair with me for hours.
Personally? I would take a neko AND a canine chick both, why have just one when you can get both on your dick? Kek.
I also got a almost supernatural command of dogs, family noticed that about me. Even pit bulls won't fuck with me. And will yield to me immediately as the alpha. I also find animals more tolerable than humans, given animals are at least more open and honest about what they are.
I am partial to dogs, but i love both of 'em. Both got their merits, i don't get why people hate one or the other. Kek.
There isn't one. It just means you're a fucking furry. And want to larp on /x/ with the rest of the homosexuals.
on a serious note, how should i interpret a tall male one of these visiting me during sleep paralysis? I was sleeping on my side and when i sort of woke up i saw him in the middle of my room. he was kind of doing a cute, cheeky little sway back and forth. sort of like a playful mini dance.
also, i am a woman if it means anything. I've also been intimate with a figure who may be the same one who tried to comfort me during a bad time in life and he held/spooned me during another paralysis at night.
well, mmm, you should decline him, i mean unless you like him, if he likes you and you like him, i don't see a single issue with it
I really like him but i'm wondering if he's actually into me. he also takes on the form of someone who was mutually *in love* with me and I once put his hair in ties to look like a puppy so I wonder about how he (the entity) feels about that form or if it's actually him in some weird transcending universal move.
WARNING: "Furries" are actually an alien psyop to make humans more comfortable with the way they look
I don't think anyone cares honestly anon, there's worse things out there I'm worried about honestly aabahahaha
It doesn't piss you off that they actually exist and we've had it wrong the entire time?
Who had it wrong? You?
There's no functional difference between 'Super advanced aliens coming from the sky to sometimes torture and sometimes guide humans' and 'Super advanced Gods coming from the sky to torture and sometimes guide humans.'
All religions are right, they just had a different word for the beings doing the guiding/torturing.
Sorry you didn't believe them anon, but that shouldn't cause anger at anyone but yourself.
>anything and everything is possible and real
so I'll git my spess ket gf soon? uwu
Im more inclined to believe this, they want to desensitize us to seeing non-human entities in their various forms I mean they've been doing it since about the 70's with starwars and all that its just were used to seeing mostly humanoids. Theres a part of me that wants to say theres a spiritual aspect as well remember the archons can appear to you in whatever form they know will be more acceptable to you, if furries just appeared out of nowhere in reality or were associated with the UFOs in all likelihood theyre meatsuits inhabited by an archon.
>furry curses anon with the plague for making fun of him
Lies they are boned eternally.
Lmfao ahahahahHahaha yeah the furry plague
Idk what I did was a bit weirder/complex then that though ahahahhaha xD
I'm not sure if a thumbs up but thank you
Plus it's not much a curse from me ehehe pfff lmfaoooo at least I don't think so, I didn't really curse any, I just retracted something I had done earlier to be honesttt
What are the spiritual implications of only being attracted to 2D women?
You go to hell.
Make them 3D anon
You have moved beyond actual physical desire and now only have mental desire.
That's an important step to eliminating all desire. Yes, I'm implying all devout buddhists and monks of all faiths in previous lives reincarnated to 2D-loving fags of all kinds.
Probably the real implication behind this is your inability to find a woman in real life, since you're probably had poor experience with them or something alike that made you feel scared, anxious or disappointed in real women. Thus, you prefer dwelling in your fantasies, thinking about the perfect couple thst you'll never achieve to find.
Sorry to disappoint you, but trying to justify your escapism through "spirituality" will only make it worse.
No, I've been attracted to 2D since forever.
In fact, my first coom was to 2D.
>xD
where do these homosexuals come from?
It you are a furry and a coomer and you should go outside
I feel like Allah would be proud of me honestly same with Jesus for what I do
And whoa u must have no form of general expression hahahah, suppressing ur emotions hmm?
Don't repress so much my dear anon, it's ok to feel disgust, the disgust is at urself inside, that cringe, that gut reaction is hatred towards others and how they express themselves, you hate urself
Why would you repress just basic expressions of laughter, does not one not feel joy and love in life within her creation?
It means that ancient humans found that certain animals were reflective of traits that they attribute to the divine or the functions of the world, and so were suitable representatives of those traits. In the case of Anubis, (or Anput, which is who's actually depicted in that picture) jackals are associated with death. They like to lurk around graveyards and dig up the dead for an easy meal. They also burry their kills to allow them to decompose a little, which helps them with digestion when they eat them later. The Egyptians saw this, and thought it would be fitting to represent a God of death with a jackal.
Is it sacrilegious to lust a goddess?
No, but some of them wouldn't like it. You could lust Aphrodite or Lilith or Tiamat, they probably wouldn't care. You shouldn't lust for goddesses like Kali, Artemis, Sekhmet, Freya. If a goddess has any interest in mortals, it would be apparent by the way they conduct themselves and how they're worshipped.
larp
I'm unsure. For me it's focused on kitsune. I often have dreams where I stumble across one and wake up with a raging boner. Viewing representations in art immediately fill me with intense desire and I often feel a deep longing centered on the idea of meeting one. If I'm lucky enough to see a wild fox, these feelings come rushing back.
Look, a long LOGN time ago your primally great caveman ancestor drew a picture of a woman with fat tits cause' that's how he likes them. Then he put a wolf head on her because hey, he and his buddy Grug think wolves are cool.
His dick got hard, lets take a hop skip and a jump through history, someone's building pyramids in the desert to honor a jackal god with a fat cock who, in a better world where we could have the things we want, would have been blowing his back out.
Somewhere in the middle there the puritans went and fucked everything up trying to pretend they didn't want to play with Judy Hopps like an oversized quivering fleshlight (this created Schizophrenia) but just like those Venus threads on /d/, great great great grand-pappy's DNA still runs in your blood and personally I think it's nice to think that me and my oldest sentient ancestor can both look at the same woman, be it a totally kino MILF or something I'd find on the front page of E621 and be on the same page.