Heard a story about a guy who killed a bigfoot. Hauled it through a town. People were shook, no one wanted it in town and told him to leave.
Not long after bushmen came into the town asking about that guy by name. He had to return the body and they were going to take him.
The guy got scared and allegedly went to find a witch doctor somewhere in the mountains, as he was the only one who could help.
A month or so later he returned to that town with something like a gnome or imp on his shoulder. It would immediately try to bite and attack anyone who approached him from the back. And when it was knocked to the ground it would bounce up and back onto his shoulder.
It looked evil and had sharp teeth. He went off to live on his own and not much was heard about him.
yooo wtf is this some fucking shit, i just came on here to post about my dream last night and got distracted by the lil funny gnome devil
What the fuck are these doors and why couldn't I access it while trying to remote view last night
pic related if of the door I saw, just drew it
The Sasquatch would be KNEELING to the Gnomes is this were real.
Heard a story about a guy who killed a bigfoot. Hauled it through a town. People were shook, no one wanted it in town and told him to leave.
Not long after bushmen came into the town asking about that guy by name. He had to return the body and they were going to take him.
The guy got scared and allegedly went to find a witch doctor somewhere in the mountains, as he was the only one who could help.
A month or so later he returned to that town with something like a gnome or imp on his shoulder. It would immediately try to bite and attack anyone who approached him from the back. And when it was knocked to the ground it would bounce up and back onto his shoulder.
It looked evil and had sharp teeth. He went off to live on his own and not much was heard about him.
I say, why not just move into a city?
>why not just move into a city?
At this point the gnome was controlling him like a mech suit, he had lost his free will.
yooo wtf is this some fucking shit, i just came on here to post about my dream last night and got distracted by the lil funny gnome devil
What the fuck are these doors and why couldn't I access it while trying to remote view last night
pic related if of the door I saw, just drew it
I knew it
I knew the gnomes were working with Bigfoot but no one believed me!!1!
that's shitty son he need a shower
He's probably going to steal your spoons, OP.
hes my gay bf sorry he can be quite a handful but its cuz he had a rough childhood so go easy on him
>what is his endgame?
GNOME POWAH!
pie beans
poop degeneracy
he's clearly cold and hungry, bro just wants you to sacrifice some food for him.
To have fun
Whats the problem with gnomes? We literally have house and garden gnomes in Europe. Never had a issue.