What is an easy chill stress free job? I don't care about money (beyond meeting basic necessities). Just want to be stress free.
What is an easy chill stress free job? I don't care about money (beyond meeting basic necessities).
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Night shift security guard. You're basically paid to shitpost and every 2 hours or so you take a walk around the place
I had this job, can confirm. The only problem was that it was at a girl's boarding school and the urge to rape was overwhelming.
I mean that seems like a perk
how is that a perk?
facing unbearable temptation constantly is a perk?
Especially since one of them told me that they were starting a twerking club and asked if I wanted to come watch them practice. She was 14.
Why do you talk to underage girls at work?
Because I was surrounded by underage girls at work, and they would talk to me.
>Night shift security guard
plus if shit actually goes down nobody kills the security guard if they just lay down because there's this idea that of course they didn't sign up to be a hero and they're paid for shit
every single movie shows this at least
you just supposed to say something like oh lawd this ain't even a real gun just don' hurtmeh i gota babygirl
It's not stress free when you ruin your sleep schedule.
If that's already your sleep schedule, there's no negative.
i had this job in high school and no its horrible
could only imagine being an actual adult and being in the same environment
Same here, one of the worst places to be, was working the shift for the joker premiere. There were cops but more importantly sweaty fat fucking nerds everywhere. I kid you not the seats were coated with sweat from their excitement. Also more often than not you’re paired with some sperg that does nothing and just sits to watch the ads while you’re doing cleaning. And at some point you cant handle that, no matter how many “free” drinks or “free” food items you would get. The food we could get was either the burnt discarded junk or popcorn. And that popcorn smell lingers in everything you take into work, and now i have a huge hatred for popcorn because of that job.
gardener. security guard, some factory operator jobs are quite stress free. trades can be stress free. Anything on the computer will fuck your head and mind hard. even shitposting / browsing on the 4chins all day is stressful
>trades can be stress free
Don't be an electrician or a plumber. Deadlines are always really tight and when something goes wrong you cant go home until it works.
Be machinist if you want a chill trade. Its like running a 3d printer but in reverse.
>Its like running a 3d printer but in reverse
machine operates you?
ah right, u mean you reduce material rather than build it up
ignore me im retarded
Professional pan handling in downtown Manhattan
Night shift gas station attendant, just don't work in the ghetto obviously, and find a station off the main highway if you want even more chill.
unironically software developer
HAHAHAHHHAHHAH STRESS FREE SOFTWARE DEV HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH MAYBE IF ALL YOU DO IS DEPLOYING A WORDPRESS.
no even then, just sitting infront of a screen 8 hours is stressful.
yep definitely not stress free but interesting and rewarding
This. Software dev for a big corpo full of boomers, spend 5 months putting up a Docker container and they still think you're some sort of tech genius.
the chance you get a boomer software dev job where they are impressed by you spinning up a docker container in the current day is 0.0001%
chill, stress free, and recession proof job is something in government. pay is gonna be shit though
Probably a security guard, preferably at someplace that's not at risk of getting violently robbed.
Probably waitering at a very low footfall restaurant. Most of those get like 3-5 customers a day and they’re usually just a front business.
dont listen to these low lifes anon. get an industrial/mechanical engineering degree and join automotive in michigan. $100k+stocks for minimal work as long as you dont go into design engineering.
I WFH and keep my mouse jiggler on 75% of the time.
anyone suggesting wagie shit like security guards or jobs that require leaving your humble abode are low paying hourly jobs lollies. just get your degree.
too add. if you want to shoot for the stars after a few years take your talents to texas/palo alto and get paid tech salaries working at rivian/tesla/lucid.
fulfillment comes through working on large macro projects. this does not necessarily mean you need to work a lot.
dumb retard wagies talking about shitposting during their security jobs dont have access to be able to trade/twitter/etc on multiple screens because they have to go to their hourly job.
get your degree.
>get your degree.
take a $100k debt and work as a slave for the next 30 years guaranteed!
>muh wage slavery!!1
This false equivalency is so retarded, but I see the left bring it up constantly. First off slaves had to be bought through auction, meaning they had an inherent value when they started out, ie, they couldn't be easily disposed of without loss for the owner. A wagie has no inherent value they get uppity or don't do their job, fire them and hire another mule, who cares if they end up homeless or starve.
Secondly, slaves were usually given female slave wives to start families with to make the master richer, while wagies either have to get their own gfs or die alone.
Slaves also mostly lived in the frontier days and could runaway and go live in the innawoods like a rugged outdoorsman or work in a free state, while wagies are stuck with taxes and licensing fees if they don't want to be hunted down and mauled to death by the bureau of land managements k9 units.
Just go to a college online and pay 30k like me, better yet get a job that pays your tuition and promotes you after you get that degree.
Amazon is chill, doordash too,
whats you age? some jobs are weird if youre old
Amazon and DoorDash are anything *but* chill
Security guard at the whitest town in your country.
I work at dollar tree anon. its dope. everything is the same price so you basically put stuff on the shelves anywhere you want.
>tfw went to dollar tree once and there was bread in every aisle
Dollar tree has the worst customers. like low life worldstar burger king fighting people.
I work nights friend. no customers
literally anything that is under 25 an hour you can somehow finesse into doing nothing
amazon delivery is chill, i bump my music/podcasts/youtube all day and get a good workout in while i do it. i see my boss and coworkers maybe 10 mins out of my day. bad part is it dont pay as much as fedex and UPS
i dont care about money either. i just want to make enough money to pay for basic necessities. i work part time at a bakery with 2 qts. the heaviest thing i lift all day is maybe a tray of muffins. i dont even have to sweep the floor or change the garbages at this store. the owner of the store is one of the nicest people i have ever met. almost like i have 2 moms now. its like the easiest job in the world.