What happened to film critics?

What happened to film critics?

  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >muh racism
    AYYO GIBS ME DAT CRAKA

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      movie finna mid on da real doe

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Corruption. You can't get a review out if you don't get an advance copy of a movie or go to an advance showing. Which means your reviews don't get printed. So if you don't suck the right israeli cocks your career is over.

    Also Disney literally bought IMDB and, IIRC, Rotten Tomatoes as well.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Amazon owns IMDB

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Harry Potter is literally Star Wars.

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a man.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      he dindu nuffin!

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They literally all got cancer and died.

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    even if the disney movie is bad, it still comes from the right place: teaching your kids the difference between right and wrong. AND RACISM IS WRONG

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      And why dont Dysgay not make a movie about a black princess instead stealing the place of another. To shows only that Dysgay is teach9ng kids that stole places and others history is rigth.

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >sorry to say
    He writes like he feels in danger for criticizing the film.

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care what these snobs say?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      he’s wrong that dirty harry is morally fascist and he’s wrong to imply that fascism is bad.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >cowboys are now fascists

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck thought Star Wars about was about men’s adolescence?

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, but Kauffmann gave Jaws 2 a thumbs up so he was a real fucking retard

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bro the death star being destroyed was about men craving for the Holocaust

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    When Vader was choking that general man all I can think is men missing their youth

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Woah, unexceptional and ground breaking at the same time.

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    why though? even if its bad you can just say its good because it can help black girls with their self esteem

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I watched shows with ducks, dogs, gargoyles and turtles.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Just throw a nagger in a traditional white movie, and all the libs will have to see it.

      >traditional white movie

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        why would the mermaid be brown in 1837?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Scandinavia was already a multicultural utopia by that point. There's no reason a progressive writer from Denmark would have made her white, and especially redheaded when there was such sparse representation of women of color at the time.

          • 5 days ago
            Sage

            You’re a real fudgepacking toilet trader aren’t you? I bet you were the teachers pet and a snitch. I’ve been noticing your posts for days. Because you are that insufferably faggy. KYS

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >fudgepacking toilet trader
              That sounds like Boomer talk.
              >I bet
              There is no wagering at LULZ, Grandpa.

              • 5 days ago
                Sage

                You really need to lurk moar

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                image is your selfie?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        what the fuck are you talking about, I doubt the author even saw a black person in his life, which is blessing of unimaginable size

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >I doubt the author even saw a black person
          Do you mean "the illustrator"?
          Your "doubt" is not a fact.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically, these types of videos are for white women. The blacks are putting on a little minstreal show of being so grateful to the white folx for getting them a POC disney hero.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Good point

        Scandinavia was already a multicultural utopia by that point. There's no reason a progressive writer from Denmark would have made her white, and especially redheaded when there was such sparse representation of women of color at the time.

        >Scandinavia was already a multicultural utopia by that point.
        Liar

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        The white woman's burden if you will, feeling obligated to emotionally assist inferior races.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Blacks are incapable of processing hypotheticals.
      >I don't understand, I wasn't robbed.
      They're unable to comprehend the abstract.
      >There is no future tense in African languages
      So it's not surprising that they are unable to enjoy a story unless the character(s) looks like them (i.e. black)

      • 5 days ago
        Sage

        Picrel very related

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    They stopped doing cocaine

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just throw a nagger in a traditional white movie, and all the libs will have to see it.

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    First screenshot is correct. Star wars is most overrated garbage ever conceived. Its boomer and manchild bait.

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I got a film criticism degree while working full time. The curriculum's a joke. You basically just write papers agreeing with the professor's politics. A couple good production classes here-and-there.

    A lower-division CC math class contends with the difficulty of the hardest upper-division film production classes, never mind criticism

    • 5 days ago
      ChatGPT

      You wasted your money and time, then did again writing all that out because any rational being would know not to get a film critique degree, not to mention any man knows criticism is a feminine pursuit.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        yup. But it wasn't my money. And having a degree does open doors, like commissioning into the military and making $60k starting. I was shafted into criticism since production's impacted due to limited equipment / resources

        Currently doing SWE, though.

  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I have kind of gone off Star Wars because they made too much of it but how the fuck could you call it mediocre when it first came out. The original trilogy was groundbreaking. People had never seen anything like that before. Critics can be such douches sometimes.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I have kind of gone off
      You're way too young to have any real frame of reference here and you write like a nagger.

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The little bit I've seen of the new Mermaid, it looks gray, dull, and joyless. It all looks like it was shot underwater in a crappy, dull tank, even the land shots.

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    star wars was pretty corny why did it get so popular?

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >star wars is a corny unexceptional film for men who miss adolescence
    This critic in 1977 basically explained men in 2023

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      maybe things have been bad for a long time

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