What haircut do I get to look less gay? I look extremely retarded. t. Pooner

What haircut do I get to look less gay? I look extremely moronic

t. Pooner

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  1. 2 years ago
    reese

    you look like a kid I went to high school with who sexually assaulted my friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was me. Sorry about that

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some homosexual on /b/ unironically told me told me to cut it like this to make my face look less fat. It’s Over.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You already pass, you look like a mixture of Joji and Cillian Murphy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do I appear less emo? I would prefer to pass as a normal person

      You literally look like a less pasty skinnier version of me and I hate it.

      Har har har

      wait, arent u that pedopooner? hows ur shotamoder bf doing?

      We’re doing good
      He briefly broke up with me for being too based but we got back together

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        im glad ur doing good. have u gone 2 some therapist?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve been seeing a therapist, but oddly she’s more focused on my depression than my pedophilia. She isn’t the best, I might try to find someone else. How have you been doing anon?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            very very bad honestly. i posted why here

            [...]

            . i dont think im gonna pass tbh. i might just kms if my razor blades dont arrive quickly.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Try diying before killing yourself, if you’re feminine enough you could twinkmaxx

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            im veru dumb though. i might just b disabled. im mexican and we dont rlly have good mental health services here theyll just pump me full of drugs that wont work like always >:

            if i was american they could probably find whats wrong wiht me and ic ould get on disability and neet buxx

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >skinnier
        La poony glotoneria....

        No thats the shitty thing, I am a cis male

      • 2 years ago
        Straight Octoroon Male

        Is this the typical pooner look? Seems like it would be accurate, but I know even less ftms than I know mtfs. But you remind me of a lesbian butch I know.

        >How do I appear less emo? I would prefer to pass as a normal person
        Try to not look dead inside. Whether that means you need to touch grass more or work more, I don't know, but do something for that look of dread in your eyes.
        Also wearing your hair down in front of your face is not the best, it's a sign of insecurity, like you're trying to hide behind it. I'd advise cutting it short / wearing it back instead.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You literally look like a less pasty skinnier version of me and I hate it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >skinnier
      La poony glotoneria....

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait, arent u that pedopooner? hows ur shotamoder bf doing?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Grow out your hair until it's past shoulder length. Then get it cut into a mullet like John Rambo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t have enough of a jawline to pull that off

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't sell yourself short. I think you could pull it off if you went for it. You've got a very strong chin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seconded

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can we classify this as a new form of transition

    FtI - Female to Incel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This one's not an incel he fricks kids

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pedos are disgusting as frick and should all be executed or sent to labor camps and i mean that but i cant say it isnt malebrained

        op passes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i mean, hes going 2 a therapist abt it. isnt tht waht pedos are supposed 2 do?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    u just look like a guy.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hey pedopooner why dont you breakup with your bf and get with a REAL man(female) like me? ill even relapse on my e-girl and shota addiction so we can coom together 🙂

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking ftms should just die out. I have never met a single one who was a worthwhile human being.

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