The Ivan got shot in the ass, while running away for the glory of Mother Russia. His brave comrades ran off leaving him.
Ukrainians found him and treated his wound, then sent him to a hospital.
Many such cases
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There’s few hundred Russian POWs at this point and 20000+ hohols.
Putin needs to be shot for killing Russian boys.
That's not a war mobilization notice, it's an annual draft notice. The stated reason is he's 23, but has been avoiding mandatory annual conscription without a reason (such as undergoing higher education, which allows every Russian male to never participate in annual draft).
Some chunky monkey Ivan will be squirting in his ring piece 15 minutes afer he's deployed and then he'll have a steady diet of spunk until he's zoinked out of his gourd by USA smart drones. Then Ivan will probably bum his sphincter one last time for the memories.
You're being drafted to the homo division. Your MoS will be having a gopro strapped to your head and being dropped as a bomb from an airplane onto Ukrainian columns. Kill two turds with one stone.
libs here cry mad tears that prisoners, hobos and other undesirables make up a bigger portion of the draftees
clearly they want only the best people to die, too bad its not like this
They'll form the tough-love NCO's for the tender virginal internet Vatniks to follow.
When Sgt. Nursultan, the swarthy convicted child rapist snaps a command, you'll bet they'll come to full attention.
You might pass out too if you found out your future consisted of being sodomized by asiatics before dying a humiliating death in yet another pointless human wave attack ordered by a fat tuvan warlord.
The snappy Ivan banter about America's "tranny military" will dry up as these tender young internet warriors are drafted up to serve in Sgt. Booty-Warrior's unit.
he knows this is his future
He's a good looking gay. He's staying back with the commanders to serve as the barracks bunny.
This.
lmao why are Russians so ass mad? Why do they love anal so much?
is clever! because of mouth be more danger. are cases of disobedient bite and standard risk of face punch
Uhhhh wtf is going on? Are they gonna hump his ass?
yes
Is that a Uki soldier who's been caught and bummed by Russians?
The Ivan got shot in the ass, while running away for the glory of Mother Russia. His brave comrades ran off leaving him.
Ukrainians found him and treated his wound, then sent him to a hospital.
Many such cases
Shut the fuck up cuckita
That's not a war mobilization notice, it's an annual draft notice. The stated reason is he's 23, but has been avoiding mandatory annual conscription without a reason (such as undergoing higher education, which allows every Russian male to never participate in annual draft).
Good, he’ll become a real man (or die trying).
There’s few hundred Russian POWs at this point and 20000+ hohols.
I heard it was 6 million holhols
Actually, it is 25 million captured and 50 million killed!
Putin needs to be shot for killing Russian boys.
This is what amerimuttia wants to exterminate
When I see those Russian homosexuals in that video, I think America is right!
Michelle Pfeiffer?
Natural reaction to being told you must die for Globalist one government or muh anti globalist one government.
Wow, what the churks will do to that asshole.
Use to be ()*() now it will be (_)○(_) kek
Some chunky monkey Ivan will be squirting in his ring piece 15 minutes afer he's deployed and then he'll have a steady diet of spunk until he's zoinked out of his gourd by USA smart drones. Then Ivan will probably bum his sphincter one last time for the memories.
>using the war to get rid of undesirables like tattooed tiktokers
nothing wrong with that really
You're being drafted to the homo division. Your MoS will be having a gopro strapped to your head and being dropped as a bomb from an airplane onto Ukrainian columns. Kill two turds with one stone.
libs here cry mad tears that prisoners, hobos and other undesirables make up a bigger portion of the draftees
clearly they want only the best people to die, too bad its not like this
>prisoners, hobos and other undesirables
so 99% of the russian population?
You guys draft prisoners? Aren't you worried about desertion or fraging? Or is it only non violent prisoners?
They'll form the tough-love NCO's for the tender virginal internet Vatniks to follow.
When Sgt. Nursultan, the swarthy convicted child rapist snaps a command, you'll bet they'll come to full attention.
You might pass out too if you found out your future consisted of being sodomized by asiatics before dying a humiliating death in yet another pointless human wave attack ordered by a fat tuvan warlord.
right but thats a tattooed tiktoker, undesirables get thrown in with other undesirables which is based
He is a liberal homosexual cockhole. Made some pro-ukraine statements on tour. FAFO.
They're just trying to make a man out of him.
Looks like thr sputnik Vax is safe and effective
TZD Total zoomer death.
IVAN!!!! He will be number 500,000 to die in the zerg rush for a useless farm field filled with shell and mines.
Kek
He's going to be raped the most from the looks of it
They're all willing to die for Russia, until the draft letter arrive.
It means better than being a Ukrainian mobik that gets gets mashed into a meat cube with 100 of your fellow hohols.
Both will die.
One will be filled with Ruskie semen before hand.
The snappy Ivan banter about America's "tranny military" will dry up as these tender young internet warriors are drafted up to serve in Sgt. Booty-Warrior's unit.
oh they gon love that tight virgin bum on the front
There's tactical advantage to your farts being absolutely silent while in enemy territory, I am sure.
With the rotten MRE's he'll be eating and all the rough love, his arse will sound like a foghorn in the Missisippi.
Would
Russia has mandatory conscription, and has had this since Soviet times.
In other words they mean nothing. Random dude got a letter random dudes get.