Yesterday morning, at a summit for my COCO (college on-campus organization), I instructed one of my fellow members to seek out Kim. When he asked me how to identify her, I told him that she’s the “short, loud, Asian girl”. He responded by saying “the flat one?” I was so taken aback that I merely nodded and replied with “yeah, I suppose so”.
My first question is, what was my clubmate describing, in the context of this situation—her face? Tits? Ass?
And secondly, is it considered offensive to talk about ladies in such a manner?
Apologies in advance for the weird question, but I would appreciate some timely clarity.
He was referring to her sense of humor.
>He was referring to her sense of humor.
tf does it mean to have a "flat" sense of humour though?
>tf does it mean to have a "flat" sense of humour though?
w*men not being funny, comedically falling flat ?
>comedically falling flat
Do you think that's really what he was talking about? I feel like it's more likely a function of her boring, low, and monotone voice, droning forever onward.
>Do you think that's really what he was talking about?
no i was making fun of w*men... like they're not funny.
> I feel like it's more likely a function of her boring, low, and monotone voice, droning forever onward.
if you heard her speak b4 i wouldn't know as an anon on LULZ. w*men will drone on about some shit at that point you just kinda filtered with your brain.
There's good flat humor, it's pretty much just saying dry humor
>There's good flat humor, it's pretty much just saying dry humor
yeah too bad they got rid of Dilbert on netflix, curb your enthusiasm is pretty good not sure if there's any f*male writers though.
>so w*men aren't funny like even dry humour wise
like name a dry humour f*male comedian who's jokes don't rely on sex.
"Flat" means that she has no tits. It was very commonly used back in the day. Obviously it's offensive but he's under the impression that you're not a homosexual.
>It used to be very common
Why not anymore?
>it's offensive
How come?
>if you're no homosexual
What do you mean by this? How would it be relevant here?
>why not anymore
men stopped caring about woman with flat chest
>how come
same thing with dick size, you cant really control what you were borned with and people make fun of you for it, humans being humans.
>What do you mean by this? How would it be relevant here?
you can just filter this comment out, its banter. also newfag, lurk more.
>men stopped caring about woman with flat chest
In a good or bad way?
>same thing with dick size, you cant really control what you were borned with
I mean, having a pretty small one myself, I don't particularly mind when people describe me that way.
Or, more accurately, I should say I *wouldn't* mind, since no one actually knows. And that, right there, is the major difference between chest size and dicks'.
>people make fun of you
Well yeah, THEN of course I'd find it offensive. But not if someone's just pointing it out in a neutral, descriptive manner ... although I'd understand why some people may take exception if it's consistently ascribed a negative value. I just don't happen to witness that happening frequently enough for it to be impressed upon me that others look down on girls with smaller boobs.
>you can filter it out instead
How? I didn't realize that was an available option, honestly.
>newfag, lurk more.
Sorry, lol.
>In a good or bad way?
they moved on to woman who had big breasts. so, maybe in a good way? take it as you will.
>How? I didn't realize that was an available option, honestly.
Download a google extension look it up. Remember, you are here forever so get comfy.
>when men moved on to women with larger breasts instead, however
They moved onto HATING large-breasted women, you mean? Or salivating over them?
>men stopped caring about woman with flat chest
Why did that happen? And how was it seen before?
refer to
>what was my clubmate describing, in the context of this situation—her face?
face lmaooo wtf
>face, lmao.
Huh, what about it?
Nta but flat/pancake face is derogatory toward Asians lol
>flat/pancake face is derogatory toward Asians
FWIW I'm (East) Asian myself, and I've never heard that one before.
>to talk about ladies
no female specimen deserves the light of day to be insulted with any politeness whatsoever.
>her face? Tits? Ass?
none of these physical attributes actually even matter tho
Men are incredibly visual/physical.
>Men are incredibly visual/physical.
but girls r even more shallow, vapid, superficial, u name it
>the “short, loud, Asian girl”. He responded by saying “the flat one?”
with such neotenous characteristics and features, she sure does sound eminently fuckable. how old r each of u?
>neotenous characteristics
The fuck do you mean?
>she sure does sound eminently fuckable.
She’s literally our group leader, bruh.
asian men generally tend to possess traits such as significantly smaller penis sizes than the normally prescribed average
Fuck off, dickwad.
That's true, however.
as detailed firsthand accounts and personalized testimonials bear custom eyewitness to such events
99 percent of the time it refers to a flat chest I’d guess. As in no titties. Sad state of affairs.
>Sad state of affairs.
What makes you say this?