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What does LULZ think about powering cars with dindu tummy lubrication fluid?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any homebrew bros ever ferment and distil this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, just pruno in jail.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Heh, we did that but with fruit. Good times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more annoying to ferment HFCS compared to sugar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, but I have done nesquick to about 7%. It's not terrible, not great either

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >high fructose corn syrup, ace-k AND sucralose
    dude what

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about canned peanut butter and jelly sammiches?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        those are less sus, probably the only bad thing might be hydrogenated oil or whatever stabilizer they use
        when you have three completely different sweeteners in your drink tho and it's just supposed to be grape flavored purple water something is wrong
        Also
        >propylene glycol
        is there as a thickening agent probably but is also a sweetener.
        That shit is basically drinkable purple watercolor paint

        i'm more amazed that it only has 7 grams of sugar despite the corn syrup. is this shit just mostly watered down to hell and back?

        it's sweetened chemically with fakes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >propylene glycol
          Isn't that shit literally the poison in anti-freeze?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The shit in coolant is ethylene glycol I think. Propylene glycol is what's in vape juice.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              it's scary how closely related the two chemicals are but ethylene glycol has higher heat capacity which is why it's in coolant instead of its less dangerous sibling

              What in the actual Fuck? They made propylene glycol for heavy machinery in the food industry just on the off chance of cross contamination. When the fuck did they start dumping it IN THE FOODS??

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ethylene glycol is the one you shouldnt drink

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I use it to thicken up my soups and stews. Those boxes of stock at the grocery store are too runny.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, that's what gear lube is for. Works great, doesn't affect the flavor, and it's gluten free.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tfw gear lube becomes GMO in the US because using fossil fuels rather than renewable gear lube is killing the plant. press F for my soups.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The shit in coolant is ethylene glycol I think. Propylene glycol is what's in vape juice.

            it's scary how closely related the two chemicals are but ethylene glycol has higher heat capacity which is why it's in coolant instead of its less dangerous sibling

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uncrustables are my favorite premade pbj but they are overpriced but better than normal pbj to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm more amazed that it only has 7 grams of sugar despite the corn syrup. is this shit just mostly watered down to hell and back?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the ace k and sucralose

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buying any fruit juice that doesn't contain fruit juice, and contains goy syrup

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if my juice doesn't contain pulp, i don't drink it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your mom contains my juice, if you can catch my drift?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tune engine to run on purple drank
    >fill fuel tank wit kool-aid
    >car turns into a scatpack
    everything went better than expected.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can kitty balloon power be used to power a car?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They tortured the cat. He didn't like it. Animal abuse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like he had PTSD from having used his claws last time he tried this.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilla Puddin Power!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >grape drink
    >0% juice

    christ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's why it's labelled drink and not juice
      still fucked though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        das racis it should be labeled drank as in kang drank
        >mo hup da drank fo kangs
        >drank by brotha kang pharaoh mo hup da
        >mo hup da dididoo
        >mo hop da kank drank be tum BIX NOOD muffugga

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sugar, water, purple

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Royal Purple? It's okay as far as oils go. Also makes an amazing substitute for Honda Dual Pump II fluid in CR-V rear diffs.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nutella makes the best lube

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