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What does LULZ think about this technology?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Presumably some well meaning undergrad wants to use this to make electricity and save Gaia from CARBON! but has not yet actually done any math to determine the actual output of such a system. These gimmicks have been floating around for years and years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This just looks like some sort of automatic unpowered sump. Any vessel or under water level wall that had one of these could pump water out just due to the motion of the waves against the pipe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ, you are obsessed and buck broken.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you dumping shaming language like he came at you personally?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dumping shaming language
          Jfc end your life lel

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >lel
            As if. Every time a lefty twat accuses you of being obsessed you just know they're absolutely seething.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, a good rule of thumb

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guarantee the ancients already implemented and used it before

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just use a dam

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The idea is to passively pump water out of a dam.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The idea is to passively pump water out of a dam.

      I think it's just a concept, doesn't have to be used on a dam.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why not just use the kinetic energy of the wave to power something directly?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Loads of people tried but nobody has come up with a way to generate any significant amount of energy from waves.

      It's still interesting to try yourself though, as a fun challenge.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did, pic related

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and what provides the energy to create the slosh? energy isn't free. it all comes from somewhere.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ocean waves or diving boards at public pools

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes but what provides the slosh in the ladder part

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Air pressure

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Air pressure
          >software engineers are real engineers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If this is a tidal time scale, nothing since you're dissolving and releasing gas continuously. The design is not merely pointlessly complex, but doesn't function.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It uses waves, not tides.

            Looks overcomplicated.

            It's a pump, not a generator.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Electric pump

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              6 hours into the thread and you're the first one to actually understand it correctly
              what a fucking joke this board is lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You mean to tell me this is LULZ - computer homosexuals and not LULZ - civil engineering?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're just increasing entropy in the ocean then.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to stick my dick in the inlet pipe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can we use such a device to harvest the energy of coomers?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Strangely sexual

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sea goes back
    >water above it rises
    very bad autismo puzzle

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't you just use a water wheel with a ratchet?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Water level lowers
    >Pump loses prime and stops working
    >Water level rises
    >Pump siphons water the wrong way until water level drops below the feed tube, at which point it loses prime and stops working

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks overcomplicated.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks the slow tide can move a generator

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >slow tide
        the primary barrier to tidal power is that the geographic locations where it works have such extreme tides they quickly destroy the equipment (eg Bay of Fundy)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      converting energy from a wave vs energy from a liquid flow, not the same thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks the slow tide can move a generator

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this does not address the fundamental problem of power transfer which is stability, which to this day is only solved by the inertia of MASSIVE fucking generators & steam turbines that are able to resist rapid changes thanks to their weight. wind turbines does not solve this, solar panels does not solve this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      works great, good thing sea water is super clean and doesn't ever damage all those turbines!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hippy commie homosexuals will never let it happen because a fish might die

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's moving the water on the left?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your mom taking a dip in the ocean
      ooooooooh gottem

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        brutal

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wave power generation is a conspiracy to slow down the gulf stream. their goal is to to freeze europe to death. wake up sheeple.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what about the tidal anchor/wave generators from destiny 2 (sorry i am retarded)

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn, people will try anything to avoid using nuclear

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is le bad, member, in Russia one blew up and now Europa has massive immigration problems
      Also white supremacists could use the water to make an atomic bomb, it's the same material duh, and no-one does any effort to tell/teach people otherwise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humanity is too dumb to deserve something so good

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No description about the context
    Why do you want to pump water with moving water?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >water compressing like that
    >only the convenient side of the buckets move
    this is an optical illusion. it'd never work like this. maybe if you had an outflow valve for the air or a hatch for the water and just use the vacuum.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not compressing, and it's using the vacuum on the exit side. Note the lower left tube is not for water to leave, the small one up top is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        look at the water in the buckets. all levels should be pushed outwards by the pressure from high tide, but only half of the buckets are animated. in reality, it would just keep moving the water side to side, not actually ever up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The wider sides move much less than the narrow side. This is accurately portrayed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            as I said, it's a clever trick. an illusion.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not, but it's fine you don't understand

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems cool but I can't tell if that gif is an accurate representation of the physics and therefore if it works or not

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ah, that explains why this board is full of wintards, itoddlers, and gaymers. 90% of this thread is too retarded to understand what the OP contraption even does. i failed high school and still figured out what it is for. LULZ is dead

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a pump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.treefinder.de/Ideas/Wellenpumpe.pdf

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