What does? Posted on May 25, 2023 by Anonymous A switch blade, pocket pussy, .357 Magnum, rohypnol? Are you strapped, anon?
Yeah tragically there's not much else you can get in europe.
I do carry a swiss army knife sometimes but it's way to slow to pull out in a real fight and the blade bends inwards so I kind of worry it would roll back and cut my fingers if I every used it to stab someone.
get a blade with a lock and which can be opened with one hand
I've been meaning to since forever, just that in reality I very rarely interact with naggers so I haven't bothered.
Country is only getting flooded with them now and I'm honestly just considering buying a gun from gypsies.
No better than the Browning.
Shit Chinese knife.
Sharp choinese knoife either way It's all i need for a shitbull.
Until the locking mechanism breaks and you stab yourself.
Have some class and buy something that doesn't have a steel that was popular 20+ years ago and not made in China.
I have a cold steel karambit I just dont know where tf it is.
Karambits are gay.
Good at gutting and neck slices. If that's gay I'm happy.
That is an absolute shit knife.
God spend a little money, get a CRK/Hinderer even a Cold Steel at least..... jeez.
And most importantly make sure you can get to the damn thing even if someone was trying to stop you from reaching
A 50 year old 32acp all steel pistol. Zero shame.
Speak for yourself. We can carry, the baltics can carry...
>A 50 year old 32acp all steel pistol.
Excellent choice, sir.
If you can't get a gun, get a telebaton. Anything else is a tacticool meme
>whole Europe is like my gay gypsy country
You can't do a lot of shit in Europe, that doesn't mean you *CAN'T* do it...
It absolutely would, even knives with back or liner locks can bend/break folding over and slicing your finger. Ask me how I know, it's happened to me twice. Once in a fight with a back-lock with it failing and the blade coming back onto my fingers. Another time slicing a junkie's trailer tires when he left us abandoned in a parking lot after robbing someone. That knife had a thin liner-lock and it folded over failing to keep the blade locked, and it sliced my pointer almost to the bone. Blood everywhere.
Dude who got robbed ended up coming back, found us, and started yelling as if we took his money. Told the guy we had no idea since he adandoned us in the fucking parking lot. IIRC he wanted us to leave because if he came back and we were still there he'd shoot us or something.
BTW, the best knives for self defense is dagger-like fixed blades, and frame lock if you have to use a folder. Just make sure it has a thick frame-liner to make good contact with the bottom of the blade.
Slip Joints should never be used for stabbing, it's just common sense. You're stupid for trying to stab with a slip joint.
Nothing but my bare hands.
Data mining. Frog post. Kys.
>data miningu. flog postu. kys.
That doesn't even make any sense.
Chinese warning us about data mining? What?
why do leafchangs keep calling everyone glownagger when they live in the surveillance state par excellence?
you would think someone this concerned about their information online a. wouldn’t even post here and b. not live in fucking cucknada lmfao
I carry a data mining glownagger's dick and balls in my jacket pocket
Low yield nuclear warhead
Dangerous levels of autism and schizophrenia
> autism and schizophrenia
I could still easily murder you with my spic killer
Jus watin for a nigga to run up onis glawk 40 finna blow the ass
.357, we have bears where I live.
Get a 10mm. S&w has a nice one, 15 round magazine
I saw one of these online nearby. How are the sights and trigger?
The sights are great, the double action pull is a little heavy. It does kick like mule, and anything over 130 or so grains blows a giant fireball. But, it's comfy if you like to pocket carry. I've never had a .357 that was easy to carry, this one is.
I carry .38 spc.
I don't wanna blow my own eardrums out if I ever have to shoot it indoors without hearing protection.
Both are still well over the damage threshold pal.
.38 are subsonic.
I don't feel a shock wave coming over my face when I shoot .38 at the indoor range.
Lmao, 154 dB vs 160dB out of snubbies. That's well over the damage threshold for both.
You may not be bright, but at least you aren't a limp wristed homosexual
.357 magnum we have naggers where I live.
Did you know a .357 can also fire .38. Same exact diameter bullet.
.38 is superior for self defense. Less recoil, report and muzzle blast means faster followup shots and a hard cast 158gr SWC even at standard velocity will completely penetrate a human torso. The .357 will touch exactly the same amount of tissue and then all that extra velocity means it just flies further out the other side of the target. Don't come at me with hydrostatic shock at handgun velocities or you're gonna get the pasta. Shot placement and penetration are all that matter at handgun velocities.
In WW2 the Marines preferred the .38 over the .45, the 'Police Special' never jammed even if full of sand,
Its funny considering the fact that NYPD use glocks with special 10 pound triggers nowadays
Sounds like a load of shit to me. If you have ever shot more than three bullets you would know that that chances of not having one cartridge out of 6000+ misfire is exactly zero.
I've literally never had a revolver fail to go bang in 40+yrs of shooting unless I was playing with hammer spring weights. I have never owned an autoloader that didn't jam at some point. Anecdotal evidence is anecdotal. Film at 11.
my smith and wessons won't fire steel case ammo without the cylinder locking up. 686 and 649 both lock up after one or two shots. other than the steel ammo issues, never had a problem with any revolver, even my old taurus
>personal defense/carry weapon
>steel case ammo
nagger what the fuck
> Shot placement and penetration are all that matter at handgun velocities.
Shot placement is all that matters. A .22 is the most lethal round in the US every year.
A .22 handgun would be cool. Like a bb gun with some bite. Shoot all day for like $30.
Few years back Taurus lost their MIL/LEO monopoly in Brasil due to their incompetence. They also lost a lawsuit in the US around that time. The board replaced the entire management team with actual professionals and Taurus has been on the upswing ever since. They've got a new facility in bainbridge georgia and some guns are even made in the US now. Anyone shitting on Taurus in current year immediately outs themselves has having no idea what's going on in the industry.
>Anyone shitting on Taurus in current year immediately outs themselves has having no idea what's going on in the industry.
it's mostly out of touch boomerfuds who don't talk about guns outside of r/guns
Ooh look, the hi-point of revolvers.
I know revolvers and there is nothing wrong inside or out with new production Taurus revolvers.
Guts just north of 2K rds.
lol at least get a s&w. also rip your wrists
I tryed the smith and Wesson. I didn't find one with the concealed double action hammer, and the Taurus is much lighter. I'm not going to put hundreds of rounds thru the thing. And, I have no doubt it will fire. I have a colt .357 as well, but I like the Taurus more.
Tells me all I need to know about your evaluation of guns.
>Are you strapped, anon?
Nice anal beads anon
You trying to pick a fight, mother fucker?
Repent, filthy lowly israelite. You should be burned at the stake.
Damn Christcuck. That won't protect you.
Hitler believed in God, didn't help him. Answer this retard.
I can release toxic gas at a moment's notice. I have an extremely long colon like most Japanese. The israelite fears the samurai because they are afraid of being gassed.
How would a pocket pussy help you? Are you supposed to give an excitement to your mugger? I think you may have included that as a joke or perhaps as sarcasm. Funny.
Anything goes at this point.
Imagine roundhouse kicking a niglet in the head.
They go to stab you and you wrap the pocket pussy around the blade, temporarily disabling it as you launch it clear of the fight. Learn to fight anon.
I carry one of these bad boys.
Man that looks serious, nice.
Sporks are superior.
Weapon of whiteness.
Spork master race.
Ngl, that's metal as fuck
90kg of pure muscle and a pocket knife for when a nagger comes acting tough
90kg? What is that like 8 pounds? Are u a midget?
I practice jarate daily
Jarate is overrated. Sniper's stock melee always crits anyway.
I'm very cunning, that's it.
A little large for CC but I make it work
only fags care about printing
You dont even own a gun
There's no self defense. You must let naggers murder, loot & rape your corpse. If you lift a finger in opposition, you will go to jail for battery or murder 1
>for self defense
I have that same area rug on my backyard patio.
Funnily enough I had that same rug in my kitchen, on my back stairs as a runner, and my patio.
i fuckin love it
I do want one of those tiny sigs but they’re like 700 bucks for a tiny .380. Just can’t bring myself to drop that much for a back up gun.
I fucking hate that gun.
Carried one for over a year.
Judge, what I don’t kill I’ll burn to death with the shotty rounds in it.
>inb4 retards try to tell me aus has no funs
9 inches of limp dick.
Nasty bone breaker
A man of class but get a blackjack. The spring makes the blows 10x worse.
That sap he posted could have a coil spring in it or lead shot. It will fuck shit up. I prefer flat saps myself.
Very nice collection. Mine has saved me from several car jackings. Seems one good hit sends most people running or cripples them.
It's amazing how impact weapons, which were exceedingly common for thousands of years just kind of vanished for general use. People have forgotten how effective they are.
same thing as a baton i'm guessing? how expensive is a good one to get?
>same thing as a baton i'm guessing?
Head is filled with lead and the handle is a coil spring. It's fucking lethal. Shit that's braided like that will cut flesh.
>Shit that's braided like that will cut flesh.
how so? it's not exactly sharp looking
I don't know the mechanism just some shit I read in a book on impact weapons. It was talking about why police forces slowly controlled them until they were outright banned in most departments and in taking about the slow disappearance of them it mentioned that the braided styles fell out of use first because they caused more gruesome injuries.
>how expensive is a good one to get?
Just carry a car repairs plastic hammer instead
Nice try glowie boy
My brain and my martial arts training.
I have no issues with lawful gun owners.
All unincarcerated gun owners in the United States of America are lawful.
I’ve been doing martial arts for ten years. If you have the legal ability to get a gun but choose not to you’re a retard. There’s no kick that will make bullets bounce off your body
Nothing illegal. Only the weapons I have registered.
Like any true Canadian, I carry picrel for self defense. Expect the rake.
sig 365 and a kershaw tanto folder
Are we the same person?
6 foot long dragon dildo. To big, too heavy, to rough, to be called a cock. It was nothing more than a hulking mass of TPE.
It sends a message. You break into my house, and you ARE getting sodomized by that thing
The burden of my childhood memories and a sig p365
>live in small southern town
white skin, because it's privileged.
I always carry a pocket knife for utility purposes
I bought this in CS:GO for around £1000, how much did it cost you anon?
I have a real Karambit, cost me about 30 dollars. Did u really buy a virtua knife for 1k?
Karambits are faggy knifes if you don't train seriously to cut the arteries from your attackers hands and legs you will not be able to do enough damage to them , especially if the have knife of their own
I carry intelligence agency information gathering threads in my front pocket every day, asking goyim about what guns and other weapons they own so I can win good xir/xim points with my transgender superiors every time someone tells me what they have.
All I can legally carry is a rubbershooter(picrel).
I have a rifle for home defense, though.
Yes. We all on pol been strapping for years.
My weapon of choice is to avoid self defence situations because I am strapped with brains
And you get raped by naggers using only your brain
The only piece we're allowed to carry around here.
Please. We all know that Finns don't have brains. That shit was dissolved by hard liquor long before you reached adulthood.
Lego themed live firing glocks?
You have lived to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension.
titan .25 everywhere. also often i add a beretta apxa1carry too
its important to switch out your carry ammo every now and again. the bullets i had in tjis thing at first were old; new bullets shot great
I want a .25 pocket pistol so bad bro… but I’ll prob end up with a beretta tomcat tbh
the tomcats are not great, the jetfires and bobcats and anything .25 or .22lr from beretta is awesome but the tomcat in .32 unfortunately has a super weak piece on the frame which is prone to breaking rendering the gun inoperable pretty much. a shame too, i love .32 and i love beretta but this is a huge flaw and it really sucks it comes from one of the few gun comapnies that still produce a modern .32 acp pistol
id really like to see a colt 1903 hammerless brought back into production from the turks like tisas or girsan maybe. also, would love a modern repro of a walther mod 4 (unrelated i just love them)
Ah damn, yeah that sucks. A modern 1903 would be so cool. Id just larp like im in BF1 with my enfield and 1903 kek
If you trained with your weapon "switching" out ammo wouldn't be a thing.
Jesus anon that’s a terrible fucking pattern. I get that it’s a pocket gun but you’re not even on torso for some of those. I hope you were shooting out at 25 yards or something. If so, bring that shit in closer until you’re getting most of your shots where you actually want to put them. aim small miss small
That headshot is all you need.
A .25 will bounce off the human skull. I know a guy who got shot between the eyes by his old lady with a 25 and it bounce off his head and stuck in the ceiling.
At least he's okay
25 auto has to be used with good ammo.
That's how I shoot from 5 yards.
Ammo is too expensive to practice.
Dryfire practice is free. They even have laser boresight trainers now. No excuses to be so shit.
Pic related is 8ish yds. Left is 5 rounds slowfire with HSTs. Right is 50rds rapid fire with my homebrew 158gr SWC.
I took am a little unimpressed.
25 auto has no recoil and makes great groups.
I carry the power of jesus for self defense and sometimes 1911 pistol
my big dick
use to carry a beretta81 before the apx
You're going to the grocery store, not to war
.38 special snub nose revolver with hard-cast rounds during the day, 9mm with night sights and a mix of HP and copper penetrators after dark.
Innawoods, I carry both.
Scoped .44 mag so I can defend myself at 100 yards.
Someone came at me last week and I just threw the chair I was sitting on, don't know why that surprised them but it did.
Prison rules, throw the nearest thing at hand, grab the heaviest thing you can and slam them with it. Cunts always go for knives or spikes, which is no help to them at all when you barrel slam them with a table. It's a gambit but at the point they've lost the element of surprise you're usually able to grab somthing solid to throw kicks.
Your leg is longer than someone's arm, stabbing your foot isn't going to help them because a kick isn't even thrown from the foot. You never want to throw a kick in a fight in case you go down, but if you can grab somthing like a bunk post then yea you can throw kicks with both feet if you need to.
So this cunt got a chair thrown at him immediately as he ran up on me, which gave me the time to lift up the table and slam him with it, then I had to back up and squid kick until he fucked off.
Now everyone knows he's fucked and nobody will go near him, so I'll send someone else to extort him and fuck him up and nobody will back him because I'm still lurking. Eventual he'll become my bitch to get protection from the extortionist.
i'm carrying a bowl of cereals for self defense as i'm not going out
My fists as every man should
>fists every man as i should
You don't fight with your fists? What a homosexual
A phone, so I can call social workers.
a quran, end of thread
A loaded pocket pussy is probably the most dangerous out of all those things. No one wants to get smacked in the face with a cum filled tube.
Pocket pussies are probably banned here because women don't like them and women rule our country. I carry a dirty 8 inch dildo (appendix carry). If I have to defend myself I will pull out the dildo and say "do you want some shit and cum, boy?" Hopefully this will scare them off. But seriously though, a cop in NSW defended himself against a 95 y/o woman with a walking frame last week. Cops are the only people allowed to defend themselves in this country. Pic rel me on the left.
H&K USP 45
Racism is my greatest weapon.
Picrel, 45 70 Thumper spec'd out like the pic. Is it the most efficient weapon? No, but its so satisfying to jam rounds in the side and the lever action just feels good.
This. I had a 30-30 lever action, and shooting it was so damn fun. I want to get a .357 one.
Just a .22 pocket pistol.
I don't ever miss.
Snub-nose .38 goes with me if I'm going on short trips near the house; or on a run and I need to dispatch a pitbull or a nagger. I also carry the snubby at home.
The 1911(45 acp) is when I can conceal it when in further away from the house. Then the snub-nose usually becomes a back-up gun. I'll always carry an extra mag or a speedloader. I always carry IWB.
>What does /misc/ carry for self defense?
picrel is my EDC. I open carry btw
Anime grip... kys
not just any anime grip, its a /cm/ anime grip 🙂
>You open carry with this holster?
>Bro please do better,
Get a better holster. Especially for open carry, this fudomatic is trash. I don't even want to see the belt you attach this too, you can find good safarilands used for cheap on ebay.
Gear fags are the worst. If it works, it works.
Posts literal trash carry
>literal trash carry
If it works it works. I carried a J-frame like that for years with certain outfits in summer. Zero issues.
You open carry with this holster?
Bro please do better,
I've seen zoomers post pics of people open carrying, asking followers if they should go for the gun.
Antifa and BLM types love stealing them I've heard. Some dude got shot picking up donuts while open carrying. Arms were full of boxes. Some dude took his gun. He ran after him, yelling at him to give it back. nagger shot him.
Better have a spare gun hidden to shoot the black or zoomer that tries to steal it.
>Open carry empty airsoft gun
>Conceal carry real guns
>knife for some reason
Snub nose 38 special in civilization, 357 magnum in the wilderness
Glock 19 with RMR and TLR-7a
A dildo. People think I'm just sporting an erection when I'm walking around. No. Its a dildo. Ever been hit with one? Shit hurts.
Leather man skeletool
Snakestaff systems mini-TQ
My giant schlong.
I carry my wits with me, I've never been in a situation I couldn't avoid by being alert and minding the possibility of confrontation- or one that I couldn't talk myself out of.
Good luck outwitting a pack of pitbulls anon, I truly wish you all the best
Shut up, most of us don't have a choice, you're the only country in Europe that allows carrying a firearm for self defense. (Most countries "allow it" but only if you can prove to a judge that your life is in immediate danger so practically they don't allow it.)
Yeah there are tons of countries where like half the population has a weapon licensed for hunting, but if you take that with you and actually use it in self defence, you'll be jailed for a long fucking time.
For a while I was in a country that didn't allow firearms possession, so I 3D-printed some grenade bodies and mixed up some RDX for filler. Nail gun blank for the igniter, small delay charge of inhibited rocket candy, and a picrate booster. Just add ball bearings, wa-la.
Now that I'm back in the U.S. I'm boring again, Glock G26 with the same old Speer Gold Dots that were in it when I left the country.
i'm looking at a s&w m&p shield 2.0 performance center iteration in 9mm w/ fiber optics sights and red dot, for my first handgun purchase (just moved to Texas)
+ green laser accessory?
++would probably need a longer barrel for a laser i think tho, maybe i'll scratch that, i don't imagine i'd ever use / have the time to use the red dot anyway also in self-defense situation
Lazer is good on a pistol only if combined with a light. Otherwise, you're going to be slower using the laser. With a light is good for passive aiming from bed because irons get fucky when you're just woken up and the light makes a bunch of weird shadows making your irons hard to see.
>What does /misc/ carry for self defense?
Not fucking enough.
African murderer kills white mother and her 11 year old daughter, Edmonton Alberta.
>Career criminal, who was supposed to be in prison, randomly stabs mother and daughter to death in Edmonton, Canada. Muorater Arkangelo Mashar had already attacked other people, including a 12 year old.
>He murdered Carol Ann Robillard, 35 and Sara Miller, 11
nagger israelites, juden corp, & woman worship & promote nagger slaves & parasitism over other people's self determination & reliance. It is only fitting they are to be killed by their sub animal nagger Gods. All nagger israelites & nagger worshiper woman should be executed by their sub animal nagger Gods. And Satan will make sure it happens in the End to all of them.
Praise Jesus Amen!
i always have a knife to cut many e-girls legs that i see on street everyday, fuck degeneracy
Talmud status: fukken denounced
Ps: just fuckin around, we don't have conceal carry
I carry Americium-241 in all of my pockets, My self defense is beyond mere dircted weapons and now I have a self defense AoE at all times
You can't concealed carry anything in Austria Hänsl
M2 browning .50, iwb carry
Four dynamites, my hands and feet. Get these motherfucker!
Kick boxing and Tae Kwon Do made me capable of defending myself. I wish i could start learning some Judo soon.
All you guys that have some free time, get into martial arts. Awesome workouts and help with self defense as well.
I support this. I did tae kwon do as a kid but I also was in wrestling and did some boxing. That and football. Kept me in shape and I can kick ass. Still doesn't change the fact that I will CC a gun whenever I want.
Hi Point 9 balee dat
A couple of flashbangs and a pocket knife
I'm a homosexual and carry a purse so I can carry a purse gun.
Join the fannypack gang anon.
This is 100% a fedthread.
Who cares. They won't do shit but collate data, write reports and cash their checks.
Revolver chads rise up!
I always have 3 knives on me. Balisong, fixed blade, and an auto. Don't have any guns unfortunately. The state and county I am in has made it impossible.
I always carry a banana on me just in case naggers get a bit rowdy
my ukulele and fedora
I do t carry anything, lost them in a boating accident.
what about you? can you defend yourself from your brainrot rightcuckery?
I carry a pack of fake $100 bills in stage money that look almost real in my backpack. I can pull it out and start throwing $100 bills to the wind and naggers will riot. It’s a diversionary weapon.
prescription strength typhus treatment
Smith & Wesson alloy frame .38 with ultra-hot ammo
trusty dusty works well regardless of how much pocket lint you have, total reliability
can hide it even in swim trunks
if you seriously carry a gun you get very attentive to the weight
alloy frame is not 'fun' to shoot with a hot load but if it's life and death the sting in the hand won't matter
with good pocket holster it just looks like a nerd wallet buldge
People say revolvers are fragile. Pic related was stolen 20yrs ago and was returned to my custody by the local police yesterday. 100% functional. It had a few minor spots of exterior rust but was immaculate inside. 20 yrs riding the underground railroad and it came out smelling like a rose.
Who says that? They’re simple and reliable. I have an old cheap .22 revolver that is so loose it shaves lead each time you fire it. But it always works.
>Who says that?
Autofags who can't admit that they chose capacity over reliability.
I am a nachwaffen supersoldier
I can run fast and for pretty long and have a cellphone on me generally. It helps that criminals with guns are rare to inexistent here, so I can realistically outrun most trouble
glock 19, nothing fancy but no malfunctions yet
I carry a case of Bud Light for protection
I carry God with me every where I go or rather God carries me.
I carry a mace and sometimes a sword, buhurt is fun
I love that this thing comes completely apart with only a dime or a flathead.
I wish this didn't suck cause I'm a trigun homosexual.
Chiappas are cool looking.
I am a weapon.
10mm auto loaded with Xtreme defense anti 3a armor bullets or fort Scott tui
A 9mm double stack sub compact with + pressure hollow points and an extra mag of Xtreme defender
A pocket .32 s&w that's not legally a firearms
Several flashbangs and viz disrupting flares
A full power permablinder in a mixed beam frequency
A mid power permablinder in 450nm
Charged string with a bunch of powdered glass glued to it so it acts like a saw
Several steel zip ties to function as auto-garrots
Tourniquets and ifak with quick clot
Sometimes other geat
Also my ideal carry if we lived in more peaceful times:
A 1858 bulldog conversion and a little 32 s&w.
That's what I would carry if we weren't at fucking war.
If you do get the chance build an 1858 bulldog.
The accuracy is extremely high and the gun is a joy to shoot.
I would happily carry this if my enemies didn't carry auto loaders.
Ide go so far as to say it would be perfect vs typical criminals as the accuracy is so high and it's so easy to use.
Here's a guy who can legally sell you the bulldog frame + conversion cylinder two separate transactions no ffl required :3
I love that pre-1898 and antiques exceptions
So I'm guessing this is a joke meme but how would someone carry that normally without looking fucking weird?
Oh wow. You dont know about laseranon.
on dem streetz
tehy call me
the ether bunny
i carry ether for protection
>what's that noise?
i'm lik a squid with my ether enk
naggers stole all my guns and magazines. Not posting what I carry so Feds can put it on their list.
Nothing because I live in a white country
I used to carry this till I lost it in a boating accident.
Wow that's crazy, the same exact thing happened to me!
also: best thread on /misc/ right now
I carry two vintage shitjars from 2008 and a pissjug from 2012.
also several years of kickboxing and a lot of powerlifting
Not worth getting lynched by the political system. Carry a decoy wallet full of fake 20s, it is only illegal to possess counterfeit bills if you intend to defraud. Throw it as a distraction and continue with your day.
You can also pack some ground beef and grapes for a late afternoon snack, and give it up if accosted by a shit bull.
20mm in case I am attacked by a helicopter
Glock 27 phone wallet keys knife.
what we should be doing is weighing our edc carry and see whom is lightest with most rounds or most deadly etc.
>with most rounds
DGUs requiring over 5 rds to resolve are as rare as lightning strikes.
i am 20.9 ounces with stock mag, do not have a scale handy to weigh mine.
i added talon grip, and +3 rounds with shield arms, so still under a pound in weight i believe. wish i had a scale handy
(not my image)
I should weigh my shit, or at least my primary and backup.
Im just happy having over 120 rounds on me total + hours of laser shots.
I should wear hard armor more often over my soft armor
no way of getting a gun, so a knife
I have whatever you want to believe I have. You fedboys would just make it up and call it fact anyway.
Fuck you, data mining glowie. I'm not telling you shit
No problems CC even in summer time.
A Spyderco and a 72kg Kangal
My massive uncircumcised cock and steel testicles.
the element of surprise. why would I tell you here?
Canuck here. I can’t be armed so the next best thing is to carry job applications. Whenever a nagger attempts to attack I throw applications at him. It’s way more effective at clearing them out than a firearm
Stay strapped or get clapped
>I am the one who fucks
Lol just got hit by a block from a Jannie.
Death to Israel.
I carry poop in my pockets. Nobody wants to mug someone that smells like poo poo. Shitfudduku is one of the best martial arts training programs I've ever done because it was my first! I eat a steady diet of rotting foods and beans to insure I'm EXTRA stinky so that the stick up boiis will go, "UH-OH STINKY!"
I don't carry anything because I'm a law abiding citizen. Why would I need self defence when guns, knives and mace are all banned?
I have never needed a gun to command respect upon the street, not even in the murder center of Washington D.C., as I go with God. Though I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil.
nothing will help me here. those who want to kill me will come prepared
I don't carry at all. I'm a completely defenseless easy target tehehehehe
a bag of israelitegold
my BGC, raping jannies and shills on sight
you ain't never finna catch me lackin, playa
I leave the house covered in pitbulls
a big reflective knife and god's power.
I am not telling you shit you fucking Fed
Unironically a 2 litre water bottle, try hitting your arm with one. Very underrated stealth weapon.
After dark, mace and kitchen knife
I carry about a dozen hand grenades for self defense.
Not all frag, though, I'm not a lunatic. Mostly tear gas, because even though i use the cheap stuff, its usually nonfatal. Flashbangs are great, though. I can't wait to try one on a mugger. He'll be so surprised.
I wear the armor of god, I am always defended against all who would come against me. Send your worst, I've banished more demons than most men see in a lifetime.
But what can you do about a pointed stick?
Stick and stones. Also a pointed stick is easy to dodge.
CZ P-10 F