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What did we think?

What did we think?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite part was when the empowered black chick saved them out of every single predicament

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maisie a cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does she appear a lot in this film?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and she is extremely cute

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dude, don't pull a Pee-Wee Herman in the movie theater.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage like previous 2 JW films.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just remove the people and give me 90 minutes of big budget dinosaur fights

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go watch Prehistoric Planet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There’s barely any dinosaurs there. It’s all about the pterosaurs. And the theropods don’t do anything.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Epic, all of it. Jurassic World Dominion is a terrific finale that is just stuffed with so much of everything, Action, Adventure, ANSWERS! Humor, Heart, Love, and Grit. I spent the entire second half with tears in my eyes. A wonderful way to end 'The Jurassic Era'.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disappointing.

    Advertisement makes it seem like the movie is about Dinosaurs attacking cities.

    But it is just a James Bond locusts plot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Advertisement makes it seem like the movie is about Dinosaurs attacking cities
      I'm glad morons fell for it, because dinosaurs attacking cities would be easily resolved after the san diego incident.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did dinosaurs actually look like bros?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it, but I also haven't seen it yet.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yikes.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not good at all. It fails as an action movie. It fails as a dinosaur movie. It fails as an end to a trilogy. And it sure as fuck fails as a Jurassic Park sequel. Miserably, intolerably bad.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst movie of the year. I can’t believe braindead Americans watch this garbage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A co-worker of mine came in today saying how great it was. He literally onions faced when the character pulls out the Barbasol can from the first movie.
      >thesearethingsiremember.exe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was weird that they beat you over the head with the fact that he's the same Dodgson from the first movie when you already knew from when he was introduced, and they repeat his name so much that the viewer will natural make the connection.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also there's no like confrontation over how he caused the tragedy at Jurassic Park in the first place and killed all those people. There's no real satisfying conclusion for his character's arch as the series antagonist.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The entire movie is just building up hate in the audience for this guy but when we finally get to the moment of euphoric schadenfreude were he is supposed to be mauled by dinos it cuts to black and it fucking sucks and this movie is made for n-word babies

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gotta make sure the audience remembers that throw away character, with 5min of screen, time from 30 years ago. How else will they feel smart if they don't "get it"

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the trailers and promo material promise roland emmerich tier dino apocalypse kino
    >it lasts just 20 seconds during the bike chase scene and we never hear anything about it again
    >rest of the movie takes place on another gay tiny park
    Did they ever explain what the fuck the Jeff bezos dude was even trying to do? What was the point of all the genetic experimentation? Why didnt he just let them purge the locusts? He is also willing to pull all those strings to capture the dicky girl because she is his "intellectual property" but why does he even care? Did I miss something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He just wanted to be Monsanto and Bill Gates by trying to control the entire world's food supply. Because he's a greedy dick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't catch any character mentioning that. Guess I must have zoned out during most of the second half of the movie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was why he had Wu create the locusts and made it so they would avoid eating the crops that were planted from his company's seeds. The locusts would eat all of the competing crops and the only ones left would be his, so then every farmer in the world would belong to him.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refused to believe that dinosaurs would thrive in snowy environments. That completely took me out of the movie.
    Maisey also feels forced and I just can't like her.
    Blue having a baby felt pointless. You can take that subplot out of the movie and nothing would change. I think it was only added to have Blue appear in the movie again.

    The only good part was the chase scene in the city; felt very action movie and would've enjoyed seeing more of that.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like it. It was too cocky.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just got back, and here's my thoughts:

    -It's mostly ok.

    -There's a shitload of diversity crap that they put in that bogs down the movie.

    -There's a scene where Ian Malcom is giving a lecture and it cuts to everyone that's listening, but only cuts to black and asian people, and this scene is very noticeable.

    -There's a black female lesbian character who gets added to the cast, who may as well be Jar Jar Binks. She has no business being a part of the story and serves very little to the plot. She hints that she's a lesbian in one scene where she says that she likes "red heads too." And she has obnoxious woke black woman hair. She's also a villain who turns good, because of course she does.

    -The protege of the villain, is a young black guy for no reason. Also the young black guy saves everyone.

    -The movie also hypes the New York Times, with Ellie Sattler mentioning them as her contacts.

    - Dr. Wu isn't punished and is treated like he's the real victim in all this.

    - There's also a girl power scene where the female characters team up and battle giant locusts together for no real reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agree with all except the last part. I just figured that was a whole "let's have the female leads do their thing and the main male leads do theirs" kinda thing

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie taught me that black women are strong, awesome, smart, always helpful, resourceful, and able to keep their cool and say epic quips during any dangerous situation. Yes, even when being stared down by multiple apex predator dinosaurs while whiteoids are pissing their pants in fear. I didn't watch jurassic world 3 dominion, I listened and I learned.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ruins the movie in your path

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AYO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I found her to be one of the only things I liked about it actually. I expected an awful character like Reva on Obi-Wan and instead got a chill cargo pilot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the character who hardly did anything ruins the movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        100% And they make her involved in the fight that kills Gigantosaurus, who essentially trips and falls on some spikes and dies.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better than Fallen Kingdom, but not by much. Still not as good as Jurassic World.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow even worse than Fallen Kingdom

      The duality of man

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow even worse than Fallen Kingdom

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    400 Bad Request

    Request Header Or Cookie Too Large

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they decide to add a mistral show character?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >locust bro
    >eat, shit, fuck.exe
    >globhomo tries to holocaust me and fellow locust bros in glass chamber
    >through hatred of n-words, bros break through cage while on fire then set entire globohomo HQ on fire without even trying
    >CEO of Globohomo gets kebabed
    >eat shit and fuck untill all normies are dead
    >its good being a locust bro.jpg

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how throughout the entire movie the dinosaurs do nothing but act like bloodthirsty predators and chase down people (even Beta needs to be sedated to get captured by the good guys). and then the final thesis of the movie is some platitudes that all we needed to do was learn to C O E X I S T with them while epic music plays over a shot of carnivores running freely next to gallopping horses in peace and harmony. One of the most insane movies I think I've seen in recent years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed at the entire concept. You already know I'm reality, the militaries of the world would eradicate them with no question

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the militaries of the world would eradicate them with no question
        They did in the book

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or just hillbillies. The boys I grew up with would love drinking a 12 pack and chasing down dinos.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite scene was the 500 tooth dinosaur

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a n-wordsaurus in the movie?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    movie fucking sucked.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine. It felt more unique than World and more meaningful than FK. It also kind of felt like a technothriller novel in true Chrichton fashion, if not necessarily a great one. I enjoyed my time in the theater, that chase scene through Malta was honest to god top tier. The Giga was not present enough in the movie to really feel like the villain dinosaur, so it's death fell a bit flat. And I also noticed that the opening was cut from the theatrical version, with a prehistoric Rex and Giga fighting to death in the Jurassic era. A shame since it seemed to have thematic ties to the rest of the movie. Also missing was the scene with the Rex terrorizing the drive-in. There were also a shit ton of actual dinosaurs in the movie which I enjoyed, mostly new ones and practical effects. 7/10. JP>TLW>JWD>JP3>JW>FK

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