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What comes after being a twink?
>turn 32
>hairline slowly melting away
>smile lines and forehead creases appearing
>grey hairs in my stubble and sides of my head
wont be able to LARP as young Leo for much longer. what comes next? sleaze?
Use fin and tret
You become a failure of a man
That ship sailed when I was 18, hecko. Get real or get out.
I’m thinking about shaving my head, blasting some steroids, and LARPing as an ex con.
Twinks aren’t failures until twink death. At that point you then become worthless, and you aren’t of any use to anyone. Too effeminate to be a real man yet too aged to continue being a twink. You may as well end it all tonight.
i think thats when you should become buff
>finasteride
>tret+botox+sunscreen
Most men cannot pull off being a twink in their 30s. And the few who can, usually get mogged by younger twinks.
Once you hit 30, you need to try to attain a muscular look. Hit the gym hard, grow a beard, get a new wardrobe appropriate for your age.
You need to stop attaching your self-worth to your appearance.
That’s the only way I’ve ever gotten pussy, I don’t know how else to score
I’m a virgin.
If you don’t have a personality, make enough money to replace that void. Bonus points if it involves physical labor, that’ll get you toned at the very least.
LULZners are so weird. You act like money fixed everything. Hustle culture is so gay
replied to wrong post fuclkfuclkheckfuclkheck, see
above
You’re the one talking about "getting pussy," and I’m telling you how to get it. Hustle culture is gay as heck, but if you’re (becoming) unattractive, lack personality to attract women, and have nothing else, money can help.
You need to stop attaching your self-worth to pussy. You’re 32 grow up nigga, you should already have your calling, your duties and passions in life figured out or at least a hecking wife and a family. It is not appearance that defines you as a "failure as a man" but rather your soulless-ness.
There’s nothing interesting in this life
Shit, I don’t know what to say. If you’ve been alive for 3 decades and you haven’t found anything worth loving or living for, you may as well shuffle off this mortal coil. Peace be upon you
Why?!?!
I have a steady, good career and comfortable upper middle class lifestyle. I also enjoy having sex with a bevy of young, college aged women. I have no desire for a wife.
Use. Tretinoin. (+ sunscreen)
You guys know that with cosmetic procedures you can look young indefinitely, right? Unless you’re genetically absolutely hecked. But even then in the coming decades there will be newer, cheaper cosmetic procedures available.
>hairline
Get on any of the readily available solutions for that problem.
>smile lines and forehead creases
There are solutions to this. Ask any middle class European or Asian woman over the age of 30.
>gray hairs
That’s hot as heck.
>gray hairs are hot as heck
ive been graying since i was like 16, now i’m thoroughly salt and pepper at 27 and it’s concerning. not used to it…
Its slidding baby!
go to the gym and gain some weight. You can just become a normal looking dad
I’ll bite. Competely hopeless on this website, but here goes:
11 When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
1 Corinthians 13:11
Grow up, OP. Focus on adult matters and let your beauty (as it always should have been) shine from within based on the love you have of others. That or die a shell of a human riddled with regret at an old age with no hope of salvation.
I have no love for others, why would I? i literally havent seen a human in over 3 years.
then there is where you start… once you get out a cave and see humans again. whatever the hell that means
Alright, heckface. I’ll bite. What should I focus on? What “adult matters” are evading me? I have a fulfilling career, I own my own home, 2 cars, and a boat, I enjoy reading, gardening, and building birdhouses in my garage to classical music.
What do I not have? What does me wanting to maintain my youthful vigor so I can heck 20 year olds on the weekends have to do with this? You gay.
>What “adult matters” are evading me?
Being concerned about vanity. Sure, come to /fashion/ to see what your generation thinks is popular and maybe some ideas on how to present yourself. Limit it to that. Age gracefully.
>I own my own home, 2 cars, and a boat, I enjoy reading, gardening, and building birdhouses in my garage to classical music.
You sound like a responsible adult until…
>me wanting to maintain my youthful vigor so I can heck 20 year olds on the weekends have to do with this? You gay.
the name calling and using your age/experience to pervert lesser mature people so that you can prematurely ejaculate and feel good about getting old. Find another way. Stop using people.
So all that bloviating was for nothing. Thanks for wasting my time, dickbreath. You may see yourself out now.
You know what, you get what you deserve. In the end, that is nothing. You are aging poorly and it’s just the beginning. Get used to the word "no."
bloatmax.
fpbp
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seethe twink cucks we run this world and heck youir women
Lift and go funky.
Just get on hrt young enough to become a perma twink.
I’m almost 24 and still a virgin, twinkdeath already terrifies me if it’s not already over
You know what to do.
sleaze is good
I feel you OP. Going on my thirties and it’s hard to switch from that young ephebe looks to something more my/your age.
Every twink I knew from highschool went one of three routes
1. Go bald, grow beard, hit gym, start family, do some high paying blue collar work to support them
2. Join a startup, never wear anything but menswear and v necks again
3. Still twinkin, absolute manthot, hairline receeding and gut showing but somehow still at the same parties hecking 20 somethings on the regular