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What are the requirements for being Chad?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Master Race Genes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Then what?
      Am I not allowed to have long hair?
      Seems to make normoids seethe

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Big pp and not obese

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tall, attractive face, broad shoulders, toned muscles, deep voice, dark triad, NT, big dick, high social status, rich

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    not giving fucks

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Being a voluntary celibate who shames modern woman into correct behaviors before even considering letting her enjoy the Chad dick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Rejecting whores is one the few pleasures left in life.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But what about supplanting whores into dangerous situations, and then rescuing them? Surely there is the time.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Whores are not maidens

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            But I'm sure if she were convinced that you were her savior, from the firey depths of any hell, she would owe her life to you. What's wrong with relocating whores into the jungle or something, and before they die, Chad can swoop in and fuck them all and make them pregnant. They'll be happier being raped when they owe their life to their rapist. This keeps them loyal, and from destroying civilization. The ones that resist can be sold to snuff film production. Chad will be very wealthy after a few thousand original snuff films. They'd replace garden gnomes with more material.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Hmmph....you have a warped perception of reality....

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It'd work.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                "It" is impossible

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              False. I saved a bitch from the fiery depths of hell (in her head, and tbh I did cause she had no friends) and bitch straight left me when the cards were down and I lost my job. I was always arguing with her and she didn't care enough to stand it. Absolutely false, what can happen will happen. You would need a very special connection for something like what you're describing

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                She actually left me twice, left me once (after I lost my job), came back, and left again. Absolutely selfish and it was a rollercoaster

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Foids ruined existence

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Also tbh I didn't read your post but really the status quo is "nobody owes you anything" that's how this world goes. Ironically, people feel like they're wasting time if they're not "getting" something from you

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I do. We knew each other as kids. Blame the institutions that keep us as a community separated from each other. I remember gatherings happenening every year before wifi. People enjoy physically/within shouting distance spending time together as against apart. Did we ever scientifically deduce exactly how people fall in love? The women who were convinced it's about climbing a monetary system are merely climbing a monetary system. They aren't writing stories inspired of their affections, but maybe what they observed from hulu/prime/dsny+. Where is the elvis presley of today?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Hmmm
                Imagine your mother cutting your dick as an infant
                God help us all

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you make friends easily? Do people like talking to you? Do women approach you? Are you imposing and commanding, yet generally liked?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but I've been injured from sports and my mind damaged as a result...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Chad doesn't get injured huh?
      My recovery is so difficult...maybe I should just kill myself huh?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone wants me to push myself in sports because I'm naturally strong but I'm still human in the end and get fucked up injuries like patellar tendonitis from training too hard and then I just get thrown away and forced to work with no help from modern medicine despite my taxes paying for n-words?

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    To be libertarian anti communist business owner

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You'll know it when you see it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I had it all and I just get thrown away by society when I am temporarily out of commission, left to fend for myself in a brutal overachieving world...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >"Get fucked up for our entertainment and use your savings to pay for n-words instead of your recovery!"
        >We want you to function only until you die, the method of your production is only relevant until your death!

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares
    I'm just brutally suffering in a dying world

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    None. You either are or you are not.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Or perhaps you were and the world destroyed you because your presence isn't welcome by the devil himself

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You don't look like that though, manlet mutt. You do know that gigachad guy is a russian dude contrary to you NATO-trannies?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The one Finnish Chad on Russia's side posts in my thread
        So I've been blessed by God innit

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >over 5'11
    >185+
    >lean muscular or strongman big
    >good jaw and hair
    >not poor

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's me but I need wrist surgery and my knees have patellar tendonitis
      Fuck society
      I'm hated because of my natural Chad build and hated because of arrested development
      Can't even save enough to get the surgery I need because of fucking n-words.
      Everyone flinches at my fucked up wrists from sports that are supposedly "cool"
      Fuck!
      FUCK!!!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Well I'm a manlet who fucked up his knee and shoulder gymcelling lol so there are many ways to lose.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          My shoulders are also fucked up from gymcellinng despite having surgery on the right arm already
          My life is just pure constant pain and I get attacked by manlets trying to act tough and then when I win the cops get called and I get on probation so I can't even smoke weed to numb the pain

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >obey God
    >dont obey satan
    done

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Step 1 : don't be American

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off perverted french freak

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Projecting this hard
        Why are American """"""""""men"""""""""" like this?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Drawn Together was actually funny your shit is just pure degeneracy I suggest you stfu as you ruined America by allowing us to stay from the crown

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Be me. I'm the only real chad in the world.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you are a whiteboi it's basically over. Only Black Kings can be "chads"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody likes you fucking annoying n-words we all want you to stop existing and you soon will with your piece of shit fucking attitude

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I would agree to that but it's all about genetics

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is that why your n-word brain short-circuits every time my divine presence enters the room?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can't compete

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Lol. You can't fight. You can only use technology other people invented. I am absolutely certain I would tear your face to shreds with my teeth.

          Feed me more hatred, I love it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Still fucking here after all these years n-word. You're an incompetent piece of shit worth nothing to the world and you will fucking die in jail or in a firefight with the cops/your fellow n-word.
            Your existence is pure shit and nothing worth being envious over.
            You're a joke that's long gone stale.
            I suggest you shut the fuck up before the chinks and spics outright eradicate you because when human patience is at its limit

            You're a n-word who thinks that n-wordS are a sub-human species. You're a n-word who lives in a n-word neighborhood. You're a n-word who thinks that n-wordS are dirt. You're a n-word who thinks that all n-wordS are worthless. You're a n-word who has no future, no way out. You're a n-word who has no hope. You're a n-word who's got nothing to live for. You're a n-word who has no business in the civilized world. You're a n-word who's stuck in the ghetto, and you'll never be able to get out. You're a n-word who will never make it, and you'll always be seen as a n-word. You're a n-word who can't speak for himself. You're a n-word who has no one to show you the way. You're a n-word who's got no future.
            You're a n-word.

            Cope. Y'all fags probably walked in on your mother with a BBC and now you're racist

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You are a phony LARPing mutt, or an extremely autistic n-word. Either way, I would tear into your esophagus and eat it.

              Why are negresses always so ugly? They look like goblins. I assume you know since you're a mutt, so you're kind of a goblin too.

              Feed me more energy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                holy fuck this is one ugly mystery meat cunt

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Nah my dad is leftist and his best friend is black and I've hated that little n-word and his politics so much it's estranged me from my leftoid vaxxed father who is nearly dead from COVID
              This little black retard friends with my dad thinks leftist who live in the same rich neighborhood as my father are nazis because they're all White.
              Elitism tends to shift towards Whites you fucking n-word.
              Your kind drags down humanity to its brink and the lesser races know you to be a hindrance
              Chinks and pajeets own Africa
              Your race is living on borrowed time

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Also, you n-words are homosexuals. Why are all zoomer content creators on YouTube always acting "sus" and talking about porn? It's because n-words are gay. Fact.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Where the hell did you go, n-word? It is hilarious watching you struggle to convince everyone of your Homoerectus daydreams. You junk DNA abomination. Chop chop, n-word. We're waiting

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck off whitey you lost cope

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                How many brain cells did it take you to type that?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Since you're here, continuing to stick around for more verbal abuse, I'll give it to you.

                The reason why I call you a junk DNA abomination is because you have a lesser brain, nahmeean? You are an uneducated retard who has no understanding of anything but the ghetto. You're a n-word who's failed the world. You have no skills, no capacity for anything but drug addiction and being useless parasites. You're a n-word who's not even a human being. You're a n-word who's not even worth my time, or my effort, or my consideration.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Dude I want to smash n-words for ruining our fantasy world without them
                They have destroyed the entire planet

                Every JRPG tells an epic tale free of n-words
                It's clear n-words don't belong in our amazing world.
                They are Satan incarnate

                [...]

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              My mother was married in her twenties and the only time I walked in on them was when she was with her white HUSBAND. You worthless effeminate matriarchal poverty stricken n-words wouldn't know anything about this. When you were a kid, your mother got a new boyfriend every weekend and they all took turns molesting you because she moved every one of them in the one place you're supposed to feel secure in. All the while your sheboon mother told you it was an uncle and not to say anything about it. Throughout your childhood, your asshole was sodomized by different men and your mother always allowed it. But you still like the weak cuck you are, uphold black women and your mothers as queens because you are broken.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Get this gross shit out of my thread

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Still fucking here after all these years n-word. You're an incompetent piece of shit worth nothing to the world and you will fucking die in jail or in a firefight with the cops/your fellow n-word.
          Your existence is pure shit and nothing worth being envious over.
          You're a joke that's long gone stale.
          I suggest you shut the fuck up before the chinks and spics outright eradicate you because when human patience is at its limit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You're a n-word who thinks that n-wordS are a sub-human species. You're a n-word who lives in a n-word neighborhood. You're a n-word who thinks that n-wordS are dirt. You're a n-word who thinks that all n-wordS are worthless. You're a n-word who has no future, no way out. You're a n-word who has no hope. You're a n-word who's got nothing to live for. You're a n-word who has no business in the civilized world. You're a n-word who's stuck in the ghetto, and you'll never be able to get out. You're a n-word who will never make it, and you'll always be seen as a n-word. You're a n-word who can't speak for himself. You're a n-word who has no one to show you the way. You're a n-word who's got no future.
          You're a n-word.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >n-words be nigging
          checks out

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you have to ask you don't have them.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if you have to ask you'll never know. you decide.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you have to ask you don't have them.

      chad hivemind

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you have to ask, you’ll never be a chad.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    humour else he is the nepotist or pessimist

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Being a southern man

    /Thread

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    being truly happy with yourself. without this you wont have confidence and without confidence you wont get very far in your life.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    there are no chads on the internet,
    they don't have the time since they are enjoying fucking 10/10s constantly without break, and then they're tearing around the city in their million dollar sports cars.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Having a really nice face.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You know the way. Anyone that does know, may 99% approach 'chadness', but they are not him. They bought the image. They bought a diet. They sacrificed an amount of time, or even cheated to resemble Chad. But they would never do Chad things, like rescuing a fair maiden from a dragon. They would speak of being capable of such feats of heroism, but in the end they will not even try. Chad would barely try, and always save a fair maiden.

    Always.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Chad thing is a myth, even if you do get successful with women early you might become broken later in life.
    Nobody is perfect, not even Chads, but if you want to reduce everything down to who gets pussy and who doesn't then call this cope.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Man how do I get the hot chicks then...how do I fix what's broken?
      Yell at FUCKWIT DEADSHIT KANTS?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Much like buying something expensive: if you have to ask, you aren't.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    * recent college graduate
    * no job
    * apartment in the city
    * good bullshit game
    imply to girls you'll marry them when you get a job. then that you'll ditch your gf and marry them when you get a job. you'll get threesomes shit will be so cash

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Big Dick
    Happy smile
    Hate globalists while knowing they will lose.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    1. Stop looking at porn
    2. Get a good job and be smart with your money
    3. Take care of your appearance and exercise
    4. Be white
    5. Leave 4trans immediately and move to f.r.e.n.s.c.h.a.n.o.r.g.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Be black

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dude I want to smash n-words for ruining our fantasy world without them
      They have destroyed the entire planet

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Every JRPG tells an epic tale free of n-words
        It's clear n-words don't belong in our amazing world.
        They are Satan incarnate

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Show flag
          Faking KANT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dude I want to smash n-words for ruining our fantasy world without them
      They have destroyed the entire planet

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Every JRPG tells an epic tale free of n-words
        It's clear n-words don't belong in our amazing world.
        They are Satan incarnate

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not wiping your ass after you shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Used to do this when in was under 10 lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You used to be a Chad then.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you ask you're not the one

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    not giving a fuck.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Telly Savalas was Chad despite all odds

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly it comes down to putting on responsibilities upon yourself for the greater good of humanity/others instead of thinking just about your own comfort and peaceful existance. That's for personality. For physical looks you should work out. For know-how, learn how to do everything about living... from building a house by yourself, to fixing your own car.

    Also owning some garden gnomes will definitely make one Chad (pic related kek)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wish I was a Scottish Chad
      Simple as

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Look no further. Hi, I'm Chun

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    By having my mom cook food for me without telling

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Your mum isn't constantly cooking food
      DYEL?

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    An actual Chad?
    >at least 6'2"
    >muscular
    >athletic; varsity star athlete
    >charismatic personality but not obnoxious
    >doesn't try to be someone he isn't; does whatever he wants
    >shitloads of friends and connections
    >talking to multiple women at once; women follow everywhere he goes

    I see a lot of these guys at the beach I work at during spring break

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but stop being gay and we'll have a true answer

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You're patently retarded, judging by your other posts. Discarded

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Struck a nerve huh? How bout I show you the raw strength of a superhuman Chad?
          Ain't much peacocking you can do for Stacy when your skull is mashed on the ground with flies buzzing about

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You're a virgin injecting yourself with hormones to achieve the appearance of someone you're not. You're literally an inverse tranny

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              1 strike before you're a zombie little cuck
              >4:20

              Train harder homosexual

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                For me it's Arditi. Their discography is my gym playlist.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Memeshit

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >You're literally an inverse tranny

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's the thing: there is no list. You got it or you don't.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was like the exact guy that wanted to jump on the rapper bandwagon train and you actually gave me that opportunity. I cant believe i could slip into the void so carelessly, so quickly, and so easily. Homie rapper gonna make it to the TOP & im just tryin to say “take me there with you! Take me to the top.” And then he takes me there with him. I just needed one slip then VOOVOOVOOVOO gettin ZOINK’D! Life is really a careless void requiring immediate decapitation upon birth removal.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you have to ask, that it ain't it chief.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How many wives have you secretly impregnated?

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    warrior skull, fully developed maxilla with a long ramus, the jaw and ramus angle should be arount 135 degrees, thick eyebrows, full head of hair. deep set almond shaped eyes at a neutral or positive canthal tilt.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Be English as Chad is a name of English origin.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Engoids are fucking BETA

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