I'd tell her to stop looking like that pink haired onlyfans chick with the over application of blus lipgloss and duckface. I hate this generation. We are so screwed
>softly and gently put my hands on her cheeks >get closer to her ear >scream at the top of my lungs "stop being an entitled whore and just approach men yourself"
i have a coworker whos always pestering me that i should be saying hi and harassing every single woman i encounter because im not the stereotypical fag who is kissing the floor where women walk. he always say i wont get a gf if i dont approach women. i always tell him "a man who approaches a woman is a pervert trying his luck, a woman who approaches a man is one in a million and wife material because shes actually interested in you".
Women who approach men are whores. You live in lalaland nerd. Then again they’re all whores for my cock. Peace out dork boy. Stay dreaming of a “trad wife” they’ve all had their poopers blown up
Type you push her legs all the way up on edge of your bed, slight squat so your penis is pointed at an upward angle, and you pound as hard as you can. You should be pounding so hard your balls bruise. Then at the end rip your cock out and she will erupt like a geyser. Juices will be everywhere. That’s how I get these bitches hooked. Then after I smack their clit and say “who fucks you the best? Whose little hole is that. Say daddy’s bitch” and then they start squirting again.
Let me tell you another story. I call this one the oil driller. I’ll take these bitches out to a big dinner. The secret is you have to get a lot of fiber on their plate. After you get steak, potatoes, and a salad with extra bean sprouts on it. On the car ride home I’ll literally take off my pants. I won’t say shit. I’ll make them stare at my throbbing pen0r and I’ll turn on Def Leppard. These bitches become magnetized and gotta give me road head. When I get to the crib I start poundingbthat hole. And I make them beg me to put it in their turd hole. Now remember this bitch ate beansprouts. So you put it in her asshole and make sure you lick it (I’ll rub some grape jelly on it) and then pound. While you pound push down on her stomach. If you do it right a big turd should come flowing out. This is your trophy.
The other day I was out for a bike ride and stopped to sit and look out over the lake. This asian girl with a fat ass, cap and sunglasses, fake lips, bitchy face and ugly bulldog sits next to me. I'm trying to make an effort to just talk to more people randomly but she looked unapproachable.
I'd tell her get ready to live alone because you are too pussy to make a move you dumb bitch, k maybe calling her a bitch is a bit too far but something has got to give
I'm surprised she can write
One of the Reddit mods did it for her
I'd recommend taking my erect penis and putting it between those badonkers if you know what I mean
What fucking nonsense are you even trying to convey here?
OW OW OW OW OW
What is bro trying to say
I am confusion
Speak English.
Huh?
I don't get what you're putting down
Didn't receive the meaning
Erm in English Einstein
i'd tell her to get the tattoo removed. it could work and then she'd be even hotter.
Wtf would you even talk to her about. It'd be like having an extra dog in the house. She just sits there and shifts position sometimes and so on.
And drags her ass along the carpet
Cease the resting bitch face
be less brown
laser off the tattoo, drop on knees, open mouth, unhinge jaw, stick out tongue
even an old 3.5/10 like her (probably has a few niglets running around as well) can get a simp beta white to marry her.
she'll also probably need vaginal reconstruction surgery because it's probably 10 centimeter wide
uninject those ridiculous lips
unrhinoplasty your nose
unbreast implant your tits
well maybe except the last one
wear something not whore-y
She should suck and massage my dick with her tits untill the glue comes out iykwim
Glue?
She looks like she is married to a cartel member, maybe she should change her look so people aren't afraid to approach her
Repent and Accept Jesus Christ , unironically.
Already did?
Read the Bible.
Sauce on this whore?
>Sauce on this whore?
I'd sauce on this whore, if you know what I mean. Semen on her tits.
I'd tell her to stop looking like that pink haired onlyfans chick with the over application of blus lipgloss and duckface. I hate this generation. We are so screwed
>softly and gently put my hands on her cheeks
>get closer to her ear
>scream at the top of my lungs "stop being an entitled whore and just approach men yourself"
i have a coworker whos always pestering me that i should be saying hi and harassing every single woman i encounter because im not the stereotypical fag who is kissing the floor where women walk. he always say i wont get a gf if i dont approach women. i always tell him "a man who approaches a woman is a pervert trying his luck, a woman who approaches a man is one in a million and wife material because shes actually interested in you".
Women who approach men are whores. You live in lalaland nerd. Then again they’re all whores for my cock. Peace out dork boy. Stay dreaming of a “trad wife” they’ve all had their poopers blown up
tsmt
Type you push her legs all the way up on edge of your bed, slight squat so your penis is pointed at an upward angle, and you pound as hard as you can. You should be pounding so hard your balls bruise. Then at the end rip your cock out and she will erupt like a geyser. Juices will be everywhere. That’s how I get these bitches hooked. Then after I smack their clit and say “who fucks you the best? Whose little hole is that. Say daddy’s bitch” and then they start squirting again.
Let me tell you another story. I call this one the oil driller. I’ll take these bitches out to a big dinner. The secret is you have to get a lot of fiber on their plate. After you get steak, potatoes, and a salad with extra bean sprouts on it. On the car ride home I’ll literally take off my pants. I won’t say shit. I’ll make them stare at my throbbing pen0r and I’ll turn on Def Leppard. These bitches become magnetized and gotta give me road head. When I get to the crib I start poundingbthat hole. And I make them beg me to put it in their turd hole. Now remember this bitch ate beansprouts. So you put it in her asshole and make sure you lick it (I’ll rub some grape jelly on it) and then pound. While you pound push down on her stomach. If you do it right a big turd should come flowing out. This is your trophy.
Let me cum on your tits
Take the plastic out of your face and tits, and peel off those 3 inch fingernails.
Skin bleaching
Laser tattoo removal
Blue contacts
She's hot as hell, but her insufferable high maintenance personality radiates out of the screen
Ya definitely ye olde classic "im so ugly lmao right?" Cause she knows her sweet heroine like affirmation fix is not far behind
The other day I was out for a bike ride and stopped to sit and look out over the lake. This asian girl with a fat ass, cap and sunglasses, fake lips, bitchy face and ugly bulldog sits next to me. I'm trying to make an effort to just talk to more people randomly but she looked unapproachable.
I'd tell her get ready to live alone because you are too pussy to make a move you dumb bitch, k maybe calling her a bitch is a bit too far but something has got to give
So whats her of
She looks like a porn star and I get that probably means something on the internet but its probably a negative thing in real life interactions.
Lose weight. Stop getting plastic surgery.
fake posture, fake tits, fake botox injections... this female is fake and is only made to be fucked and dumped.
Dont be black