1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how would anyone that isn't a top team be able to pay his wages?

    is he taking a huge pay cut?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody will pay him much after his last two years and lad probably just wants to play for 6 months before going to the world cup and retire
      other than that it's in madrid too so he doesn't even have to move

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody will pay his wages. He wants to live in Madrid (golf) and play in a competitive league to prepare for the WC in a couple of months

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody will pay his wages
        and Getafe will?
        Newcastle or some shitters would/should have.
        It depends how many years contract hes trying to defraud the club of, at 300 mins pitch time per year.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Newcastle is run fairly smart and they don't make big flashy purchases. I don't get why people talk about them as if they were PSG.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but..
            He's a marquee signing prob still at a level that wouldn't entertain Up Norf otherwise. They wouldn't get 90 minutes twice a week, but he raises the profile and the fans like a Big Name to celebrate their wealth. Otherwise, could have just stuck with Ashley.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody will pay him what he's currently earning now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would he leave Madrid to go back to the rainy shithole filled with trash and post industrial wastelands?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's from Wales.
            He grew up in post-industrial wastelands.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Which is why he wouldn't want to go back.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He happily went to spurs last season and would be open to it again. London is the best city in europe if you've got a shit tonne of cash

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >London is the best city in europe if you've got a shit tonne of cash
              I dont even think they would be top10

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I honestly don't think it would rate high. Milan, Madrid, Rome, Munich, Copenhagen, Zürich, Paris, even Moscow or Porto would rate higher, assuming you have lots of cash of course. People only live in London because there are higher wages and more job opportunities. Same for Paris but some people still chose it for the artistic / romantic value that's memes around regarding Paris. If you're rich and still need a big city with lots of operas, theatre, night life and restaurants you can't beat Southern countries. Italy, Spain and Portugal are the greatest. They have waaaay less crime and roaming niggies and crack heads too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Milans a shit hole, and no fucker in their right mind would rather live in Moscow than London. The point remains, London big enough to always find something of interest going on, regardless of how depraved your interests. Man who is tired of London, is tired of Life.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Milans a shit hole
                Holy fucking cope. It's the least bad big city in Europe. Only some Japan cities offer the same mix of comfyness, dynamism and activities to do as Milan.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dynamism
                You making shit up now.
                Milan was, is and remains, a grotty Italian shithole, of which they have plenty. Even their reasonably still-charming shitholes like Venice get completely fucked over by being full of Italians, all endeavouring to rob idiot tourists of £15 for a cappuccino. Their 'tourist attractions' are buildings falling over. I'd love to meet an Italian street cleaner, just to see if he did anything before he retired. Couldn't find one tho.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Milan has one of the highest GDP/capita of the world. Are you trying to outcompete mutts in stupidity?

                what's wrong with Andalucía other than gypsies?

                It's a bit too deserty and people are usually warm but a bit dumb. Central Spain strikes the best balance between green and desertic scenery. Toledo or Alcalá de Henares are gorgeous. I think Madrid is very nice too but I won't get baited into another argument around that.
                Barcelona is a bit fake. It's a very beautiful city but full of hipster homosexuals, international globohomo types, angloids, nordoids and other shallow cunts. It's akin to a classier European Las Vegas honestly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Barcelona is a bit fake. It's a very beautiful city but full of hipster homosexuals, international globohomo types, angloids, nordoids and other shallow cunts. It's akin to a classier European Las Vegas honestly.
                Barcelona is a shithole yes but honestly Catalonia has some great towns out there. It's a shame all people care about is the big city.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It has great villages in the hinterlands but the coast has been balearised to hell and back. The other catalan region down south is a bit more authentic.
                Asturias, Castilla y León (especially Burgos) and Galicia are the best Spanish regions anyway.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and China has the most billionaires in the World - fancy a holiday in Shenzen?
                I suspect you've never been to Milan, nor indeed, Italy. Südtirol is nice tho. Mainly as its German. And cleaned occasionally.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just came back from Milan, lived there for a month for work reasons. It has a huge high middle class, not a few billionaires.
                Südtirol is just a shittier version of Switzerland you homosexual germanic cock sucker. It's not even the nicest place in its region, Trentino is way better.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Goes to Italian major city
                >wtf why is this place filled with italians??

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ground(s) for Complaint: Too many Spanish.
                based bong abroad.
                should have stagedived the foreign cunts.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Venice get completely fucked over by being full of Italians
                Only Italians could build such a marvel. If it was british people living there Venice would look like Liverpool.
                Also reminder that a few bri'ish cities still used roman era sewage systems until the 19th century. Only after industrialisation did the smell of shit start to leave English dwellings.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >builds a Marvel
                >it sinks
                Italians, ladies n gennelmen.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still better than unsinked Nonceshitershire or whatever hobbit hole you live in.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Croats built Venice

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Croats stole land from the Italians like all slavs did from nations plagued by the Tyranid hive fleets.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >croats stole Italian land
                *cough* Trieste *cough*

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everything from Venice to *today* Dubrovnik was italian. Where is Marco Polo (not Marko Polić) from, please tell mister diaspora?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Milans a shit hole, and no fucker in their right mind would rather live in Moscow than London. The point remains, London big enough to always find something of interest going on, regardless of how depraved your interests. Man who is tired of London, is tired of Life.

                Living in big cities is degenerate

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Spain is a shithole and all of its major cities are nothing but brutalist tower blocks
            The provincial towns and cities have some charm, but they're all about as advanced as they were in 1450 AD

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's a reason all you bongs go to Spain for holidays, jump out from balconies and to retire if you manage to survive in the depressing shithole that is UK, wash your dirty mouth before speaking about Spain

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Spain is a shithole and all of its major cities are nothing but brutalist tower blocks
                The provincial towns and cities have some charm, but they're all about as advanced as they were in 1450 AD

                Summer starts when the first bong jumps a balcony.
                https://twitter.com/Botquebota/status/1531986377692352512/photo/1
                Fuckin kek

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Finally they're elite at one sport

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This one is actually coming home

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Learn Spanish
                >Can magically understand catalan
                How come? What makes someone that speaks Spanish able to also understand catalan, a different language? :^)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Però que collons t'empatolles, gabatxo?

                Bon appat et hameçon, mais va te faire enculer.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *¿Pero qué cojones te empatillas, gabacho?

                Catalan is just Spanish if written by a chromosome enriched kid. Stop your larp and bend the knee shittiest Spanish region besides Andalucía.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what's wrong with Andalucía other than gypsies?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Andalucía is the SOVL of Spain

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                te empatillas XD

                i tu deus venir de la puta banlieue, o ser un moro de merda, que m'estas contant? renta't fill de puta, que fas pudor, i menja'm la baguette

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Words can slightly shift meaning over time
                You speak a regional dialect, of course it will have some peculiarities.
                >Muh moor, muh banlieue, muh baguette
                Tired jokes, bangladeshi shitskin.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're just a poor baiter
                the dialect thing is said already in spain by those who try to rustle our jimmies
                but you need a lot more than that to make us angry

                meanwhile moors are raping your capital city

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm in Paris right now, seems fine.
                ¡Arriba España!
                YWNBAC

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jordi, your "language" is a dialect. get over it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that awkward landing style
                Was never gonna end well.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wow calum von moger got fat

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They protecc gibraltar monkes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is he taking a huge pay cut?
      It's this or retirement for him, so yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Money is not an issue, he wants to be on top form for the world cup so he's gonna pick a team that let's him choose how and when to play.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >actually true
    what the fuck I thought this was a meme

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a deal done. The President of Getafe said that Bale was offered to him, but that's all.

      Nobody is going to pay him the salary he was getting so his options are retiring, a Getafe-tier team or go to Murica, Qatar, China or somewhere.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Murica
        prob be a good move for him that tbh
        He won't tho. Too far from the Valleys.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Madrid.Golf.Wales

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He probably doesn't want to lose the membership years in his Madrid's golf club so Getafe is a good option

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek unironically might be true

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LMAO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would laugh but that's the most probable option.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek'd and checked

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Getafe. Golf. Wlles. in that order

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FOR DA GOLF

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You tried

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a lesser hominid

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    welcome to LIV Golf

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >signs for getafe
    >gives his press conference in fluent Spanish
    Please make this happen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      Why is this funny?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bale has refused to speak and learn spanish since he went to madrid

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He denies this - he claims 'he speaks it well enough' and its just the Spanish media acting pissy, because he won't speak Spanish to them. Which kind of raises the issue of why he won't, when he can, but anyway. Golf, etc.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is false. his Spanish is basic but enough to get by

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Media has always defamed him by claiming he cannot speak spanish and people ate it up because he's english and a bit of a cunt.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But he's Welsh, not English

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody knows the difference between those two here.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its Spanish media.
          They aint big on fact-checking.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its Spanish media.
          They aint big on fact-checking.

          They almost always preface him by saying "El Galeś" (The Welsh).

          Media has always defamed him by claiming he cannot speak spanish and people ate it up because he's english and a bit of a cunt.

          Its Spanish media.
          They aint big on fact-checking.

          this guy is probably another bitter expat who loathes getting integrated into Spanish culture yet he knows he's never going back to Britain ever again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bit of a cunt
        is he tho?
        maybe, he's just too honest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's english
        if only...

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think he wants to return home. He’s shopping for a PL team for the sake of proximity. Though he won’t find a spot in the top 4 probably.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should play for a promoted team in the Prem, high level matches and game time.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WTF this isn't a shitpost, it actually could happen

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    am i the only one who thinks he could be an attribute to a top level prem side? he went to spurs for half a season and scored 15 goals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only way he would get a contract at my team is a pay-to-play type of contract where he doesn't get paid for the time he misses through "injury". He has no desire to play football and is only for the bag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he should've just stayed at spurs after that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and miss the chance to pickup another CL winners medal?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have to pretend he's not worth it because memengues got pissy at him, even though it's clear he can play on top level if he wants to. He's definitely gonna put more effort on a different club

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What phenotype is this?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Newcastle
    2. Atletico
    3. Legia
    4. Borussia
    5. Inter
    6. Juventus

    Where do you see him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it would be majestic if he went to dortmund and won the league

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didn't you say the same thing about Lewandowski?

        oh...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a reason all you bongs go to Spain for holidays, jump out from balconies and to retire if you manage to survive in the depressing shithole that is UK, wash your dirty mouth before speaking about Spain

      There's a reason all you bongs go to Spain for holidays, jump out from balconies and to retire if you manage to survive in the depressing shithole that is UK, wash your dirty mouth before speaking about Spain

      There is Literally 0 reasons for him to not go to Almería. The sheikh can pay his wages, half empty beaches and good golf fields.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    staying in Madrid for that spanish puss
    why go back to welsh slags

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is where Bale plays golf:

    https://www.golfsantander.es/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hope he's been to the real Santander (Seve's home turf), some spectacular courses on the north coast

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    welcome to monaco

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard Florida has lovely golf courses.

    Welcome to inter of miami

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I was him i'd go to Barca and try 150% vs. Real

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would he no prefer Tottenham?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based would rather live a comphy live over stressing for a few extra mil.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    united should give him a chance, i think he still has it in him

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getafe is the only professional football club in Spain with an official porn movie, easy to find in porn sites under the keyword "Getafe"

    do what you want with this information

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