nobody will pay him much after his last two years and lad probably just wants to play for 6 months before going to the world cup and retire
other than that it's in madrid too so he doesn't even have to move
>Nobody will pay his wages
and Getafe will?
Newcastle or some shitters would/should have.
It depends how many years contract hes trying to defraud the club of, at 300 mins pitch time per year.
Yeah, but..
He's a marquee signing prob still at a level that wouldn't entertain Up Norf otherwise. They wouldn't get 90 minutes twice a week, but he raises the profile and the fans like a Big Name to celebrate their wealth. Otherwise, could have just stuck with Ashley.
I honestly don't think it would rate high. Milan, Madrid, Rome, Munich, Copenhagen, Zürich, Paris, even Moscow or Porto would rate higher, assuming you have lots of cash of course. People only live in London because there are higher wages and more job opportunities. Same for Paris but some people still chose it for the artistic / romantic value that's memes around regarding Paris. If you're rich and still need a big city with lots of operas, theatre, night life and restaurants you can't beat Southern countries. Italy, Spain and Portugal are the greatest. They have waaaay less crime and roaming niggies and crack heads too.
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Milans a shit hole, and no fucker in their right mind would rather live in Moscow than London. The point remains, London big enough to always find something of interest going on, regardless of how depraved your interests. Man who is tired of London, is tired of Life.
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>Milans a shit hole
Holy fucking cope. It's the least bad big city in Europe. Only some Japan cities offer the same mix of comfyness, dynamism and activities to do as Milan.
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>dynamism
You making shit up now.
Milan was, is and remains, a grotty Italian shithole, of which they have plenty. Even their reasonably still-charming shitholes like Venice get completely fucked over by being full of Italians, all endeavouring to rob idiot tourists of £15 for a cappuccino. Their 'tourist attractions' are buildings falling over. I'd love to meet an Italian street cleaner, just to see if he did anything before he retired. Couldn't find one tho.
3 weeks ago
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Milan has one of the highest GDP/capita of the world. Are you trying to outcompete mutts in stupidity?
what's wrong with Andalucía other than gypsies?
It's a bit too deserty and people are usually warm but a bit dumb. Central Spain strikes the best balance between green and desertic scenery. Toledo or Alcalá de Henares are gorgeous. I think Madrid is very nice too but I won't get baited into another argument around that.
Barcelona is a bit fake. It's a very beautiful city but full of hipster homosexuals, international globohomo types, angloids, nordoids and other shallow cunts. It's akin to a classier European Las Vegas honestly.
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>Barcelona is a bit fake. It's a very beautiful city but full of hipster homosexuals, international globohomo types, angloids, nordoids and other shallow cunts. It's akin to a classier European Las Vegas honestly.
Barcelona is a shithole yes but honestly Catalonia has some great towns out there. It's a shame all people care about is the big city.
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It has great villages in the hinterlands but the coast has been balearised to hell and back. The other catalan region down south is a bit more authentic.
Asturias, Castilla y León (especially Burgos) and Galicia are the best Spanish regions anyway.
3 weeks ago
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and China has the most billionaires in the World - fancy a holiday in Shenzen?
I suspect you've never been to Milan, nor indeed, Italy. Südtirol is nice tho. Mainly as its German. And cleaned occasionally.
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I just came back from Milan, lived there for a month for work reasons. It has a huge high middle class, not a few billionaires.
Südtirol is just a shittier version of Switzerland you homosexual germanic cock sucker. It's not even the nicest place in its region, Trentino is way better.
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>Goes to Italian major city >wtf why is this place filled with italians??
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3 weeks ago
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>Ground(s) for Complaint: Too many Spanish.
based bong abroad.
should have stagedived the foreign cunts.
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>Venice get completely fucked over by being full of Italians
Only Italians could build such a marvel. If it was british people living there Venice would look like Liverpool.
Also reminder that a few bri'ish cities still used roman era sewage systems until the 19th century. Only after industrialisation did the smell of shit start to leave English dwellings.
3 weeks ago
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>builds a Marvel >it sinks
Italians, ladies n gennelmen.
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Still better than unsinked Nonceshitershire or whatever hobbit hole you live in.
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Croats built Venice
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Croats stole land from the Italians like all slavs did from nations plagued by the Tyranid hive fleets.
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>croats stole Italian land
*cough* Trieste *cough*
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Everything from Venice to *today* Dubrovnik was italian. Where is Marco Polo (not Marko Polić) from, please tell mister diaspora?
3 weeks ago
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Milans a shit hole, and no fucker in their right mind would rather live in Moscow than London. The point remains, London big enough to always find something of interest going on, regardless of how depraved your interests. Man who is tired of London, is tired of Life.
Spain is a shithole and all of its major cities are nothing but brutalist tower blocks
The provincial towns and cities have some charm, but they're all about as advanced as they were in 1450 AD
There's a reason all you bongs go to Spain for holidays, jump out from balconies and to retire if you manage to survive in the depressing shithole that is UK, wash your dirty mouth before speaking about Spain
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Spain is a shithole and all of its major cities are nothing but brutalist tower blocks
The provincial towns and cities have some charm, but they're all about as advanced as they were in 1450 AD
Summer starts when the first bong jumps a balcony.
https://twitter.com/Botquebota/status/1531986377692352512/photo/1
Fuckin kek
3 weeks ago
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Finally they're elite at one sport
3 weeks ago
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This one is actually coming home
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>Learn Spanish >Can magically understand catalan
How come? What makes someone that speaks Spanish able to also understand catalan, a different language? :^)
3 weeks ago
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Però que collons t'empatolles, gabatxo?
Bon appat et hameçon, mais va te faire enculer.
3 weeks ago
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*¿Pero qué cojones te empatillas, gabacho?
Catalan is just Spanish if written by a chromosome enriched kid. Stop your larp and bend the knee shittiest Spanish region besides Andalucía.
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what's wrong with Andalucía other than gypsies?
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Andalucía is the SOVL of Spain
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te empatillas XD
i tu deus venir de la puta banlieue, o ser un moro de merda, que m'estas contant? renta't fill de puta, que fas pudor, i menja'm la baguette
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>Words can slightly shift meaning over time
You speak a regional dialect, of course it will have some peculiarities. >Muh moor, muh banlieue, muh baguette
Tired jokes, bangladeshi shitskin.
3 weeks ago
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you're just a poor baiter
the dialect thing is said already in spain by those who try to rustle our jimmies
but you need a lot more than that to make us angry
meanwhile moors are raping your capital city
3 weeks ago
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I'm in Paris right now, seems fine.
¡Arriba España!
YWNBAC
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Jordi, your "language" is a dialect. get over it.
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>that awkward landing style
Was never gonna end well.
He denies this - he claims 'he speaks it well enough' and its just the Spanish media acting pissy, because he won't speak Spanish to them. Which kind of raises the issue of why he won't, when he can, but anyway. Golf, etc.
Its Spanish media.
They aint big on fact-checking.
They almost always preface him by saying "El Galeś" (The Welsh).
Media has always defamed him by claiming he cannot speak spanish and people ate it up because he's english and a bit of a cunt.
Its Spanish media.
They aint big on fact-checking.
this guy is probably another bitter expat who loathes getting integrated into Spanish culture yet he knows he's never going back to Britain ever again.
The only way he would get a contract at my team is a pay-to-play type of contract where he doesn't get paid for the time he misses through "injury". He has no desire to play football and is only for the bag
We have to pretend he's not worth it because memengues got pissy at him, even though it's clear he can play on top level if he wants to. He's definitely gonna put more effort on a different club
There's a reason all you bongs go to Spain for holidays, jump out from balconies and to retire if you manage to survive in the depressing shithole that is UK, wash your dirty mouth before speaking about Spain
There's a reason all you bongs go to Spain for holidays, jump out from balconies and to retire if you manage to survive in the depressing shithole that is UK, wash your dirty mouth before speaking about Spain
There is Literally 0 reasons for him to not go to Almería. The sheikh can pay his wages, half empty beaches and good golf fields.
how would anyone that isn't a top team be able to pay his wages?
is he taking a huge pay cut?
nobody will pay him much after his last two years and lad probably just wants to play for 6 months before going to the world cup and retire
other than that it's in madrid too so he doesn't even have to move
Nobody will pay his wages. He wants to live in Madrid (golf) and play in a competitive league to prepare for the WC in a couple of months
>Nobody will pay his wages
and Getafe will?
Newcastle or some shitters would/should have.
It depends how many years contract hes trying to defraud the club of, at 300 mins pitch time per year.
Newcastle is run fairly smart and they don't make big flashy purchases. I don't get why people talk about them as if they were PSG.
Yeah, but..
He's a marquee signing prob still at a level that wouldn't entertain Up Norf otherwise. They wouldn't get 90 minutes twice a week, but he raises the profile and the fans like a Big Name to celebrate their wealth. Otherwise, could have just stuck with Ashley.
Nobody will pay him what he's currently earning now
Why would he leave Madrid to go back to the rainy shithole filled with trash and post industrial wastelands?
He's from Wales.
He grew up in post-industrial wastelands.
Which is why he wouldn't want to go back.
He happily went to spurs last season and would be open to it again. London is the best city in europe if you've got a shit tonne of cash
>London is the best city in europe if you've got a shit tonne of cash
I dont even think they would be top10
I honestly don't think it would rate high. Milan, Madrid, Rome, Munich, Copenhagen, Zürich, Paris, even Moscow or Porto would rate higher, assuming you have lots of cash of course. People only live in London because there are higher wages and more job opportunities. Same for Paris but some people still chose it for the artistic / romantic value that's memes around regarding Paris. If you're rich and still need a big city with lots of operas, theatre, night life and restaurants you can't beat Southern countries. Italy, Spain and Portugal are the greatest. They have waaaay less crime and roaming niggies and crack heads too.
Milans a shit hole, and no fucker in their right mind would rather live in Moscow than London. The point remains, London big enough to always find something of interest going on, regardless of how depraved your interests. Man who is tired of London, is tired of Life.
>Milans a shit hole
Holy fucking cope. It's the least bad big city in Europe. Only some Japan cities offer the same mix of comfyness, dynamism and activities to do as Milan.
>dynamism
You making shit up now.
Milan was, is and remains, a grotty Italian shithole, of which they have plenty. Even their reasonably still-charming shitholes like Venice get completely fucked over by being full of Italians, all endeavouring to rob idiot tourists of £15 for a cappuccino. Their 'tourist attractions' are buildings falling over. I'd love to meet an Italian street cleaner, just to see if he did anything before he retired. Couldn't find one tho.
Milan has one of the highest GDP/capita of the world. Are you trying to outcompete mutts in stupidity?
It's a bit too deserty and people are usually warm but a bit dumb. Central Spain strikes the best balance between green and desertic scenery. Toledo or Alcalá de Henares are gorgeous. I think Madrid is very nice too but I won't get baited into another argument around that.
Barcelona is a bit fake. It's a very beautiful city but full of hipster homosexuals, international globohomo types, angloids, nordoids and other shallow cunts. It's akin to a classier European Las Vegas honestly.
>Barcelona is a bit fake. It's a very beautiful city but full of hipster homosexuals, international globohomo types, angloids, nordoids and other shallow cunts. It's akin to a classier European Las Vegas honestly.
Barcelona is a shithole yes but honestly Catalonia has some great towns out there. It's a shame all people care about is the big city.
It has great villages in the hinterlands but the coast has been balearised to hell and back. The other catalan region down south is a bit more authentic.
Asturias, Castilla y León (especially Burgos) and Galicia are the best Spanish regions anyway.
and China has the most billionaires in the World - fancy a holiday in Shenzen?
I suspect you've never been to Milan, nor indeed, Italy. Südtirol is nice tho. Mainly as its German. And cleaned occasionally.
I just came back from Milan, lived there for a month for work reasons. It has a huge high middle class, not a few billionaires.
Südtirol is just a shittier version of Switzerland you homosexual germanic cock sucker. It's not even the nicest place in its region, Trentino is way better.
>Goes to Italian major city
>wtf why is this place filled with italians??
>Ground(s) for Complaint: Too many Spanish.
based bong abroad.
should have stagedived the foreign cunts.
>Venice get completely fucked over by being full of Italians
Only Italians could build such a marvel. If it was british people living there Venice would look like Liverpool.
Also reminder that a few bri'ish cities still used roman era sewage systems until the 19th century. Only after industrialisation did the smell of shit start to leave English dwellings.
>builds a Marvel
>it sinks
Italians, ladies n gennelmen.
Still better than unsinked Nonceshitershire or whatever hobbit hole you live in.
Croats built Venice
Croats stole land from the Italians like all slavs did from nations plagued by the Tyranid hive fleets.
>croats stole Italian land
*cough* Trieste *cough*
Everything from Venice to *today* Dubrovnik was italian. Where is Marco Polo (not Marko Polić) from, please tell mister diaspora?
Living in big cities is degenerate
Spain is a shithole and all of its major cities are nothing but brutalist tower blocks
The provincial towns and cities have some charm, but they're all about as advanced as they were in 1450 AD
There's a reason all you bongs go to Spain for holidays, jump out from balconies and to retire if you manage to survive in the depressing shithole that is UK, wash your dirty mouth before speaking about Spain
Summer starts when the first bong jumps a balcony.
https://twitter.com/Botquebota/status/1531986377692352512/photo/1
Fuckin kek
Finally they're elite at one sport
This one is actually coming home
>Learn Spanish
>Can magically understand catalan
How come? What makes someone that speaks Spanish able to also understand catalan, a different language? :^)
Però que collons t'empatolles, gabatxo?
Bon appat et hameçon, mais va te faire enculer.
*¿Pero qué cojones te empatillas, gabacho?
Catalan is just Spanish if written by a chromosome enriched kid. Stop your larp and bend the knee shittiest Spanish region besides Andalucía.
what's wrong with Andalucía other than gypsies?
Andalucía is the SOVL of Spain
te empatillas XD
i tu deus venir de la puta banlieue, o ser un moro de merda, que m'estas contant? renta't fill de puta, que fas pudor, i menja'm la baguette
>Words can slightly shift meaning over time
You speak a regional dialect, of course it will have some peculiarities.
>Muh moor, muh banlieue, muh baguette
Tired jokes, bangladeshi shitskin.
you're just a poor baiter
the dialect thing is said already in spain by those who try to rustle our jimmies
but you need a lot more than that to make us angry
meanwhile moors are raping your capital city
I'm in Paris right now, seems fine.
¡Arriba España!
YWNBAC
Jordi, your "language" is a dialect. get over it.
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>that awkward landing style
Was never gonna end well.
wow calum von moger got fat
They protecc gibraltar monkes
>is he taking a huge pay cut?
It's this or retirement for him, so yes
Money is not an issue, he wants to be on top form for the world cup so he's gonna pick a team that let's him choose how and when to play.
>actually true
what the fuck I thought this was a meme
It's not a deal done. The President of Getafe said that Bale was offered to him, but that's all.
Nobody is going to pay him the salary he was getting so his options are retiring, a Getafe-tier team or go to Murica, Qatar, China or somewhere.
>Murica
prob be a good move for him that tbh
He won't tho. Too far from the Valleys.
Madrid.Golf.Wales
He probably doesn't want to lose the membership years in his Madrid's golf club so Getafe is a good option
kek unironically might be true
LMAO
I would laugh but that's the most probable option.
kek'd and checked
>Getafe. Golf. Wlles. in that order
FOR DA GOLF
You tried
He looks like a lesser hominid
welcome to LIV Golf
>signs for getafe
>gives his press conference in fluent Spanish
Please make this happen
kek
Why is this funny?
bale has refused to speak and learn spanish since he went to madrid
He denies this - he claims 'he speaks it well enough' and its just the Spanish media acting pissy, because he won't speak Spanish to them. Which kind of raises the issue of why he won't, when he can, but anyway. Golf, etc.
this is false. his Spanish is basic but enough to get by
Media has always defamed him by claiming he cannot speak spanish and people ate it up because he's english and a bit of a cunt.
But he's Welsh, not English
Nobody knows the difference between those two here.
Its Spanish media.
They aint big on fact-checking.
They almost always preface him by saying "El Galeś" (The Welsh).
this guy is probably another bitter expat who loathes getting integrated into Spanish culture yet he knows he's never going back to Britain ever again.
>bit of a cunt
is he tho?
maybe, he's just too honest.
>he's english
if only...
I think he wants to return home. He’s shopping for a PL team for the sake of proximity. Though he won’t find a spot in the top 4 probably.
He should play for a promoted team in the Prem, high level matches and game time.
WTF this isn't a shitpost, it actually could happen
am i the only one who thinks he could be an attribute to a top level prem side? he went to spurs for half a season and scored 15 goals
The only way he would get a contract at my team is a pay-to-play type of contract where he doesn't get paid for the time he misses through "injury". He has no desire to play football and is only for the bag
he should've just stayed at spurs after that
and miss the chance to pickup another CL winners medal?
We have to pretend he's not worth it because memengues got pissy at him, even though it's clear he can play on top level if he wants to. He's definitely gonna put more effort on a different club
What phenotype is this?
1. Newcastle
2. Atletico
3. Legia
4. Borussia
5. Inter
6. Juventus
Where do you see him?
it would be majestic if he went to dortmund and won the league
didn't you say the same thing about Lewandowski?
oh...
There is Literally 0 reasons for him to not go to Almería. The sheikh can pay his wages, half empty beaches and good golf fields.
staying in Madrid for that spanish puss
why go back to welsh slags
This is where Bale plays golf:
https://www.golfsantander.es/
hope he's been to the real Santander (Seve's home turf), some spectacular courses on the north coast
welcome to monaco
I heard Florida has lovely golf courses.
Welcome to inter of miami
If I was him i'd go to Barca and try 150% vs. Real
Would he no prefer Tottenham?
Based would rather live a comphy live over stressing for a few extra mil.
united should give him a chance, i think he still has it in him
Getafe is the only professional football club in Spain with an official porn movie, easy to find in porn sites under the keyword "Getafe"
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