>Sometime this spring, NASA will make one of the biggest announcements in its history when it names the initial four-person crew for its flagship Artemis program to return astronauts to the moon for the first time in 50 years.
Lemme guess, this is fake too huh?
I bet you'll send a tranny
Kek, do frostbacks even have a space program?
>where's your space tranny, LEAF?
your both dystopian globohomo hellholes
Astronauts are the best of humanity, i don't think some mentally ill tranny is going to pass psychological evaluations nevermind physical testing.
You mean “were.” Any spacecraft sent at this point will be controlled almost entirely by AI, to the point a dog, or tranny could pilot the craft. So they will.
The age of the navy test pilot graduating to astronaut core are long gone. NASA is now much more similar to the “spam in a can” Russian cosmonauts.
Uh, you might be surprised, anon.
>Astronauts are the best of humanity
Do you even know what happened on the ISS? lol
You will live to see the first in space dilation
>nothing of value was lost as it sign a contract where nasa is free of charges
Moon Troon Marooned
Are the leaf astronauts all refugees? Oh wait...
>Are the leaf astronauts all refugees? Oh wait...
>it goes wrong
>Artemis missions scrapped
>racism charges gut NASA
Wrong it will be
life imitates memes
There will be a nagger and a kike on this rocket. It most be stopped
The israelites won't risk one of their own on a rocket flown by a black woman
>black to the moon
Bracing for live stream sodomy on the lunar surface. It's cumming, I just know it :..(
the dock procedure will be interesting but beyond that im not going to watch.
Oh there were certainly be docking
Not one of the astronauts will be a straight white male.
>Lemme guess, this is fake too huh?
The problem is, they've lied so much about stupid innate things that we literally cannot trust anything they say.
Hi Eddie, how are you?
yeah probably, the ability to do cool stuff like this simply doesn't exist anymore
It will be 4 hetero, white, Christian, married men.
Mark my words.
this is dumb
my KSP designs are far superior
wtf is nasa even doing
Isn't KSP 2 coming out next month?
Or they can simply fake the entire thing and claim a bunch of crippled gay israeli nagger trannies went to the moon. 99% of people will believe whatever they are told by a perceived authority including most on /misc/ and everyone knows it.
...are those all space-x rockets except the nasa one that is just supposed to carry the people up to the space-x capsule there to do the landing and everything else?
This moon mission will fail and so will every other future attempt at making achievements in space, because they will try to make women and POC and trannies a part of it, and then fail.
Except they didn't delete any tapes, and it's retarded to suggest they had.
>we don't have the tech to get there anymore!?
Yeah, I'm sure that wasn't a fucked quote, or anything explainable like that. What tech? We launch shit all the time and it's the hardest and most dangerous part. Going anywhere once you're there is trivial by comparison. You would know this if you weren't so desperate for "data" that you thinks props up your opinion.
Man, for real. If you spent more than 5 seconds thinking about this shit you would know you're fucked.
I'll bet you're a big sci-fi fan as well.
"we lost the technology" is a cope for the occupying judeo-satanic government to explain why their mental and spiritual castration of humanity has made it impossible for us to achieve anything resembling greatness
Wait I thought the moon was "boring" because we "already did that" and the new hotness was Mars?
Houston, we have a problem, an air leak has sprung in the dilation chamber, I repeat, the dilation chamber has lost pressure, we can no longer dilate, over.
everyone knows we already did it.
it's not special.
just towing retards..
how is that one of the biggest announcements? it pales by *orders of magnitude* to the "initial" one.
If something goes wrong and it's the crews fault. They'll just cry institutional racism as always. It shouldn't be about a diverse group. It should be a team of the best of the best. Regardless of race.
Obama said we will never go back to the moon... it's been done. anyone remember that?
Elon will not allow idiots on Starship. Hence why for his first flight on dragon to the iss. He sent 2 white men. Meanwhile on the ground. naggers were literally lighting the cities on fire.
hopefully zero white men will be onboard.
it is more likely to me that this is the actual first time we've been there
Imagine the van Allen radiation killing everyone on board.
Imagine Aryan aliens killing any and all non-whites and homosexuals that try to leave the prison planet
globies really pushing hard lol
always know when you're on the right track of making ~~*them*~~ worried, how fast they scramble to spread their lies like globe earth
Humans never set foot on the moon.
their skin didn't touch the surface of the moon its true.
>Canadians never set foot on the moon
Devon Stack, is that you? You still got insomnia bro?
fake video technology has improved so much since 1969-72 they are finally ready to hoax a moon trip again
look at the 3 Apollo 11 astronauts after their post-quarantine 'we just got back from the moon!' press conference
you can just feel the enthusiasm of these 'heroes'
They have all been told they better shut the fuck up about what they actually saw up there
lol those actors look more like they are stressed out to fuck over the fact they'd probably be shot in the back of the head if they ever spoke out
truly "I never asked for this" shit lol
maybe they just aren't grinning, grandstanding, celebrity fags like everyone you've ever seen on TV?
Oh, an image some moon landing display in a museum, another from the LM test facility (with obviously different LM), and footage of apollo 17 lifting off filmed from the parked rover. Whats your point? If its that moonhoaxer always lie then ok, point well made.
>maybe they just aren't grinning, grandstanding, celebrity fags like everyone you've ever seen on TV?
You mean like every explorer in the world after doing something nobody has ever done before? You cope hard.
you also don't seem to be aware that they weren't unhappy looking during the whole conference. perhaps you prefer using just a couple cherry picked screen shots because it aids your campaign of lies?
Explain this one where the rover is still in the package and there are tracks on the surface of the stage... I mean the moon.
maybe thats not the LRV still in the bag. ever think of that?
too bad that other leaf ran away once his little moonhoax meme was shown to be yet another lie
Mission will be sponsored by blacked.com
Software will be written by poos
Parts will be from China
White Woman will break the space toilet and drill a hole in the hull when she realizes she can't order DoorDash
Pre-order your commemorative T-shirt now
A nagger, a tranny, a spic, and a Native American lesbian walk into a lunar rocket. This isn't the setup for a joke, this is Artemis crew.
If we don't get a live feed 24/7 and then be shown the landing marks of the previous time they supposedly were there, I won't believe it
Fake and gay bullshit for the Cult of Le Science
>getting to the moon:
>50,000 individual contributors
>Army of engineers
>Assistance from every aerospace company in the USA
>A giant rocket larger than any the world has ever seen
>100,000 gallon tank, three stage booster
>getting off the moon:
>apparently just an array of 30 party poppers all pulled at once
The “shrapnel” is debris from the explosive charges used to separate the stages, and the rocket engine igniting.
Whoa, you mean there's less gravity on the moon? And it takes less effort to list off if the escape velocity is 2 km/s instead of 11 km/s?
off the moon:
just an array of 30 party poppers all pulled at once
can you think of any reasons why it might take less thrust to get off the moon with a few thousand pounds of stuff as opposed to getting off the earth with something many tens of thousand of pounds of stuff?
Turns out only whites can survive Van Allen radiation belts. Sorry shitskins. And unfortunately trannies and women can't survive 2 weeks cooped up in a capsule, so there's no hope.
Van Allen belts don’t matter if you fly through them at 3000 miles an hour
i think apollo was usually traveling about 20000mph by that point, and they also didn't just go right through the middle of the belts where the energy and particle density is highest.
What if it is really an ICBM for Moscow?
I don't get how you fucks keep spending money and just keep going. There are no breaks, and even in the American right, with exception to those guys who stopped congress for like 2 days, there is only confidence, no hesitation at all, just keep raising the debt ceiling. Could I be wrong? Maybe lefties were right, there's just no limit
So it took 50 years to return people to the moon with superior technology, when the claim is that it was done with technology from 50 years ago?!?!
Fucking bullshit kys homosexual OP. Kill yourself die!
>Lemme guess, this is fake too huh?
yeah, burden of proof lies on you & you've not done enough to convince me you landed on the moon.
IN addition, you don't spin in place perfectly like that in zerio gravity, you simply don't. Dude barely did anything and suddenly spins. Bullshit. Fuck USA FUCK israeliteS FUCK THEM ALL BURN!
>you simply dont
why not? tried it out yourself? any conflicting evidence other than your desperate denials?
I'm not that guy, I don't know physics well enough to argue about it. However... I know history, government, civics, logistics, and infrastructure well enough. In American high schools, teachers would tell their students that "a bunch of farmers" became the scientists that pioneered the Apollo program. Supposedly -- 400,000 scientists, engineers, and technicians collaborated on the Apollo program. 400,000 space engineers, in the 1960's, just came, custom designed and programmed all the very specific components, then disappeared. One might think such qualified people might found Apple, or Microsoft, but nope -- there is no information available on 399,941 of those space engineers/scientists/etc. Half-assed lie made by a bunch of non-engineers.
Usually, when a story begins with "a bunch of farmers" you know right there it's a lie. American Revolution for another example.
>In American high schools, teachers would tell their students that "a bunch of farmers" became the scientists that pioneered the Apollo program
so a statement which you claim was told to kids back in the day has become the founding myth upon which your moon landing hoax belief is based on? seriously?
Considering the photo they show is fake and arguably real if presented as that, yes probably. Probably a setup for a tragedy or starting a war. China will shoot it down or something.
i can send kpop group on neptune with my gtx 1080 and few hours in python and adobe
Artemis was the virgin goddess of sudden death. jokes on you OP.
yes. it's fake too.
you cannot pass the van allen belts and survive. It didn't happen in the 60s and it won't happen now.
>ready to launch
>uhoh major malfunction, rocket go bye bye
>budget cuts because muh economy
>bro's we lost the technology to um, send rockets up.
>you cannot pass the van allen belts and survive
another baseless and entirely false claim. no one has ever thought that or stated it and every flight within them has never shown them to be anything more than a minor hazard which can be almost entirely avoided.
>muh nasa dun flew to da moon and ate space rocks
sure. of course. the footage looks totally real.
hope you like instant cancer death then.
mark my words, they will fail, either the rocket explodes, or some technical problem prevents launch so you can give elon some more israelitebux. the budget will then be cut, and nobody will speak of this nonsense again. ever.
please try to do better at supporting your claims instead of doing your best at throwing out insults.
I called you a leaf, insults would be plural meaning more than one. Prove it's real, using proof that isn't TV.
Von Braun went to Antarctica and found them.
>muh space laser bounced off the moon.
Russians were bouncing lasers off the moon in the 50s.
>muh stuffz on the moon
yes, that's real (the footage was fake af though). I never said that rockets can't go to the moon, or land remote machines there, China did it too. I said people never went past the van Allen belts. Every single space mission except Apollo was below 450 miles, below the belts. Now it's your turn, prove me wrong.
Why are you bringing all this other stuff up when what you started with is the impossibility of traversing or avoiding the VAB?
Because it's fake. Prove me wrong. (You can't). Anyway, wait and see for yourself. Bet you don't come back and say you were wrong when it never happens. America took the money, pumped it into NASA and said FU to Russia. Russia didn't give a shit and landed a rover there and did everything tom hanks did but without the bazillions. Arguably, they did a better job because they proved that men weren't needed. NASA has not, and never will go beyond low earth orbit. Anyway, the point remains, it was a fraud, all you saw was on TV, all the evidence isn't evidence at all. Machines went to the moon. Not people. Why do you think China hasn't put a man on the moon, you think they're not capable of it? They are. They know it's fake too.
Do you have anything of substance to support your initial claim that its impossible to pass the VAB? Or was this idea perhaps gotten from watching a moonhoax video one time, and it just stuck in your mind, free floating, based on nothing but the propaganda power of that video?
>you think they're not capable of it?
i think they had barely enough food to avoid starving another 20 million people to death for most of the the 20th Century. While the US was working on Mercury, Gemini and Apollo, Mao was busy doing his utmost to create hell on earth for the chinese people.
But it seems they are getting towards a real space program now, so who knows.
>caring about Artemis
>after the feminist shitshow last time
>to return astronauts to the moon for the first time in 50 years.
NASA has been saying this for 10 years
>Lemme guess, this is fake too huh?
I have no doubt the Americans made it to the moon, but that footage is all fake and gay.
They'll never reveal what's up there.
if that's what you think, good on you, i suppose. artem*s does not like to be bothered.
>names the initial four-person crew
>carlos (no hablo ingles)
Didn't NASA launch these motherfuckers in November last year? Did I switch timeliness again??? I swear they launched Artemis and there was nothing on the news but there was a YT channel tracking their trip to the moon then like a week later they had the splash down in the Atlantic and I thought how weird there was 0 coverage about the whole trip. I am dead serious.
That was unmanned Anon
How many naggers and women are we sending?
>Lemme guess, this is fake too huh?
I still have sincere doubts about WOKE NASA making it to the moon.
If they get up there they'll piss on Neils footprint and say it never happened. They don't deserve to go back.