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WE AL AR LIBING IN AMERIKA. COCA COLA UND WUNDERBRA

WE AL AR LIBING IN AMERIKA
COCA COLA UND WUNDERBRA

  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    DISSIH SNOTTA LUVS HONG
    DISSIH SNOTTA LUVS HONG
    AHDONE SPEE KMAI MUDDERT HUNG
    NODE ISSIH SNOTTA LUVS HONG

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Actually their best song. Fuck America and fuck that you retards are the cultural hegemon of this age.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      You will be cucked by a brown man and you will like it bitch

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      you did a wrongthink, the thought police is on its way.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being a europoor

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        imagine not being white

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me your country and I'll tell you exactly how "white" you are, Habibi...

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous
            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              Still not saying...wonder why

              Russia is in Europe mutt.

              What point are you trying to make, retard?

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              >don't tell me about my country!
              >let me tell you about america, though!

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I don't need to imagine being superior in literally every way. You say we're vassal states but who has been living large on your dime for 70 years?

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          lol ok Ahmed

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >His country doesn't have free non-propaganda college education paid for by the american tax payers by proxy
            >Y-Y-YOURE NOT WHITE
            mutts are an embarrassment to white people everywhere. Never before has a people willingly made themselves slaves

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >best song
      >not Sonne
      ngmi

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Im still trying to find nudes of this woman. She's like a ghost

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          she's german so she's probably been raped by immigrants, killed and then arrested for racism. Europe is fucked uo.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            take your meds and she's russian

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              1. calm down Ahmed
              2. being russian means shit. she probably overdosed on krokodil and raped to death by vatniks. Putin clapped and hooted.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                unironically touch grass

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                amerimutt

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Mutt sees white woman
            >Immediately thinks of her being defiled by n-words
            Americans are truly corrupted to the soul. Definitely the orcs or nature

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              unironically touch grass

              lol Boris

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        EINS

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          HIER KOMMT DER SOOOONNEEE

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I think you're supposed to say ZWEI first.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        EINS

        HIER KOMMT DER SOOOONNEEE

        based Sonne chads destined for greatness
        I love how Rammstein still puts out absolute kino songs after years of being active.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      you spelled Digimon wrong

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Americans are proud to be the king of (pop) culture and it's fucking hilarious

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        and euros eat it up, cope.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >work at an Auntie Anne's/Cinnabon
        >n-words give me a hassle everyday about whether or not the food is 'fresh' or not/even if something came out the oven 2 minutes before they want something brand new
        Do n-words think some evil spirit or some shit 'gets' to the food if it sits out for more than a millisecond? When they microwave a TV dinner at home do they eat it right away and don't let it cool down?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >english rammstein
      >anywhere near their best song

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >of this age
      and the rest of time.
      europe had it's chance, but you fags can't got a generation without killing each other and creating issues for other countries to solve, you are useless.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >FUCK AMERICA THEY FORCE THEIR CULTURE ON EVERYONE
      >but if your country's culture is better than America's, shouldn't you resist?
      >UUUUUHHHHH UUUUHHH FUCK YOU AMERICAN

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy being unable to distinguish bots from pajeets a decade from now when they're all that's left of the internet

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        This. Allowing non-Americans to shit up the general Internet was a mistake. Fucks need to just go back. We gave them their own top level domain ghettos for a reason. LULZ just in the past few years has taken a drastic dive with obvious non-Americans thinking they can into shitposting and getting it all wrong. One shutters to think what the normie spaces are like. Fully globalizing and "democratizing" "world culture" with some American-but-not-American fugazi Yankee million billion larping shitters will be the death of all culture.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >chan just in the past few years has taken a drastic dive with obvious non-Americans thinking they can into shitposting and getting it all wrong.
          fucking this. Being called a retard for saying stupid shit isn't "le epic trolling"

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      kein lust is the best rammstein song, fuck you

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I’m glad my country’s existence causes you to seethe, every anti-American whining post on here makes us more powerful.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >when the kneeling american is whiter than the whitest ahmed in europe
          lol

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Frühling in Paris, Keine Lust and Ohne Dich are much better songs just off the top of my head.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Basiert

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Found the frog lmao

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to sound alarmist or anything but this guy looks like he might have a drinking problem.

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    ah, it's pathetic filthy europoor hours once again. i should go to bed, but not before i make sure all you subhumans remember America is the greatest country on the planet

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >send children to school
      >pick them up at the morgue
      the amerimutt experience

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >"we are the safest continent in the world"
        >site of two major world wars they started
        hmmm

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >country who barely had any wars against neighbours
          >more shootings everyday than any country on the world

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >not knowing the deadliest american war was literally with our neighbors

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >what is war of 1812
            >what is spanish american war
            >what is civil war

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              >all of them took place more than a hundred years ago
              A school shooting in the US could take place today.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Send kid to school
        >It's filled with lightbulb headed children named Muhammad Ali
        >Child gets abducted by grooming gang
        >Get arrested by gay egg police for reporting it because of racism

        Based Europoors

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          lol nice cope

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I hope Putin shits all over Europe. That'll be a good reminder of whose ass they should be kissing. They had it too cozy for too long.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Russia is a weak state full of weak people.
        kys ruskie

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          russia is based, and the fact that it's winning against the west as a weak state only proves that the spirit of the age is with russia

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >it's winning
            lel

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Russia is in Europe mutt.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Russia is in Europe mutt
          98% of Russia is in Asia, bro, and the Ukraine war proves it. All of those troops are Asians.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't be kissing any ass. Europe is a continent of 700 million people. Only way it'll continue to be relevant is if they continue to unify those people, otherwise they've no chance of competing with economies like China, or India, or the US.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >economy of the us
          kek, remind me again what americans make? the financial institutions are only as strong as the military and the global hegemony, it's literally a house of cards waiting to fall
          of course it could build up and become an economic powerhouse again, but it doesn't seem like that's the desire of american leadership

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            We "make" retards around the globe pay real money to watch cave shadows on the wall

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >remind me again what americans make
            For now, the dollar is pinned to oil, it's a huge amount of leverage in the world economy. But you're right, if I was a betting man, I can't see China not surpassing them this century, but who knows.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >kek, remind me again what americans make?
            We 'make' you use terms like "kek" while pretending to be smug about shit you don't understand. You are our golem. We have colonized your mind to the point you can't even use your own idioms or even a de-Americanized English. You are our creature. That's what we make.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Europe will never be united. They fought each other constantly for millenia, they aren't becoming a monolithic nation... It will always be dozens of different nations who speak different languages and have centuries long gripes with each other. EU is a fucking pipe dream proped with German money.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            People think unity is inevitable. That's your mind on progressivism. They naturally assume that larger and larger bodies of political power and institutional/regime control are normal and healthy. They don't stop to question why Europe was always fractured in the first place and that perhaps due to it's unique characteristics that might be the optimal state. They can't because it contradicts their religiously-held beliefs that tie-in to the "inevitability" of globalism and "progress". It's a religion for some people.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              i just hope i live to see it all break down

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              Western Europe was united for centuries my man

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >ackshully western
                cool goalpost mobility my dude

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised Putin didn't immediately get them arrested when they had that gay kiss in that concert in Russia.

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's mann gegan mann infact me and the renters living on either side of me are listening to it right now

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      based, also benzin

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >sells albums in amerika anyway
    wow so edgy like kmfdm and green day haha anarchy is cool right guys

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      if americans want to buy their albums, that's their business

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >LOL U CRITICIZE CAPITALISM BUT YOU BOUGHT FOOD CHECKMATE

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Grow your own bugs for sustenance, commie

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          No, garden gnome, we will not just let you have all of western civilization and go live in the woods. We will take it back and we will prosecute and execute you.

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    rammstein made the best music video of all time

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      tbqh senpai I was expecting a little more. Haven't the last few albums had R rated music videos? The overall idea is great, but I was hoping it be a little more x rated.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        They are old and out of touch. They don't know how to be shocking anymore.

        I like how melodic is the Zeit album overall.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >The overall idea is great, but I was hoping it be a little more x rated.
        That's like asking Benny Hill's Beauties to strip naked instead of being teases. The vulgarity is in the perception of the mundane. And he's right, when you're that lonely everything is a turn on, but it looks like yhe joke is that he's physically blind anyway and can't enjoy what's all around him.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >but it looks like yhe joke is that he's physically blind anyway and can't enjoy what's all around him.
          which would be even better if we were allowed to fully see what was around him, nudity would have made it better.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            my interpretation was that the blind guy was representative of a man who thinks exclusively with his dick. He literally uses a tapping stick to feel his way around, kind of like a metaphor for being guided by your cock.

            Also his beard covered in milk…

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Awful music

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        You like bland kpop shit?

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I like a couple of rammsteins songs, but mostly they all sound the same. boring samey power chords.

          I like this song and video, but even it has the same problem

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            What a dark retelling of Snow White. There should be more Masculine Deconstructions of fairytales, like that.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              ya Its bretty cool

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Kek fucking Germans. In French, that would have been the greatest panty dropper of all time. It's German, though, so it sounds like a call to war, time to blitzkrieg. Also, that video is kino.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Stay out of my Alps, fucking Ossis.

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >seething globocucks not realizing LULZ is an American website and LULZ is a board dedicated almost entirely to American culture
    >show up to cry about America anyway
    The obsession is real.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      i love all the seething europeans itt

      based

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >dedicated almost entirely to American culture
      correction:
      >dedicated almost entirely to criticizing and ridiculing American culture

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I know you wish that were the case, europleb, but the fact is you will never be at home here because you simply do not understand American culture and American humor the way Americans do. Ironic, given the weeb roots of LULZ but a fact nonetheless. In the end, you're just seething and raging at Americans because YOU can't stop consooming their culture.

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >garden gnomes
    >western culture
    >n-words
    >israel

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Today, I will remind them that an American brought down the Berlin Wall:

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FREEDOM
      I'VE BEEN LOOKING SO LONG
      I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FREEDOM
      STILL THE SEARCH GOES ON
      I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FREEDOM
      SINCE I LEFT MY HOME TOWN
      I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FREEDOM
      STILL IT CAN'T BE FOUND

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      thank you based hoff

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    No one:
    No one at all:
    ABSOLUTELY NO ONE:
    You: WE AL AR LIBING IN AMERIKA
    COCA COLA UND WUNDERBRA

    ...That's it. That's the thread

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

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    Still the best country in the world.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >china is a pyramid scheme where the smart climb to the top
      >america isn't??

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i'm sure hunter biden got all those positions because he's such a damn smart guy

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >immediately starts talking about the democrats
          He is worse than trump, because trump might have been a complete fucking idiot but at least he did SOMETHING, unlike biden, who has done and will do fuckall

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            that's not true, biden humiliated america on the world stage and is about to crash the economies of both usa and europe with his russophobic hysteria
            the man knows his nick land, he's gone full accelerationist

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              >crash the economies
              You do know the economy doesn't reset when a new president is elected right?
              this goes all the way back to the fucking 40s

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, you're right, biden sanctioning russia doesn't correlate at all to the spike in gas prices which further worsens an economy damaged by the retarded covid restrictions
                my bad, it was FDR that did this

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                1913 actually

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        China, Russia, and the US are all the same country you dogshit for brains retard kys.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I never said they weren't?

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I replied to the wrong person, I'm sorry I don't think your retarded.

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rammstein was the most talentless shittiest act in Nu Metal, it was just BDSM Crazy Frog music with basic pop progressions

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    No one likes America. In fact no one likes the majority of Western Europe. You're fucking pussies, hiding behind NATO like a child behind his papa. High quality life? Bullshit. You're fucking cocksuckers. None of you know what it's like to live on the otherside of the curtain. One day, all of you will get what's coming to you. Americans most especially. Fucking homosexuals. You're short, you're fat, you're stupid and I could beat you to death with one punch. That's how fragile your bodies are after years of Western decadence. Fucking disgrace.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >look mother I too have used American popular culture to shitpost at Americans
      >I too am now a lulzy anon.

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    is this the daily europistani coping thread?

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >jaja Anonymous friends here on the LULZ
    >Americans am we right? Yes?
    >There culture is a nothing
    >Is kaput. Yes?
    The absolute state of globoplebs trying to larp as smug shitposters.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      FUCK YOU AMERIMUTT OUR COUNTRIES AND CULTURES ARE STRONGER THAN YOURS THAT'S WHY WE ARE IRRELEVANT

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Rammstein make americans seethe so much?
    Their songs are supposed to be contentious

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why does America make Rammstein seethe so much?
    Is it because Germans have no culture?

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rammstein's best song.

  21. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question
    >we are Rammstein
    >we love homosexuality
    >we love pornography
    >we love n-words
    >we love garden gnomes
    >we love feminism

    Like, that's their thing. What exactly do they have against America, then?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      They think they can have a sense of national identity while also embracing Globohomo. So they're essentially just boomers who don't know what the shot is.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Being edgy, but not really, is their whole identity.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      America just does everything way over the top, it's cringe.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      They're also from east berlin and wish things were as they used to be.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Most if not all the members of Rammstein are East Germans. They were raised on Soviet Propaganda and even though reunification was without a doubt the best fucking thing to happen for Germany they still have butthurt over America.

        They've been awful big on the "Fuck Russia" train for years for guys pining for the return of Russian domination

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's not so much that they love Russia, although they were still going to perform for Russia until the war broke out. I mean christ ask anyone who lived in the Soviet Satellite states what they think about Russia and the USSR and chances are they'll complain vehemently how fucking shitty and corrupt everything was.

          It's that still in some part of their mind see America still as a villain, which hey they might have some reasonable claims to make. But America to socialists Eastern Europeans is this tyrannical nation that puts profits above people and etc.

          This only refers to left wing ex-soviets though. The ones who are for free markets and all that are giant Ameriboos and/or want to be like Western Europe.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Demoralized people are just a ball of free-form anger and anxiety. This includes but is not limited to leftoids and homosexuals. Trying to pin them down to a rational, legitimate set of grievances is a fool's errand. Yes, they hate the people who really wronged them and would smite them but they also basically would smite everyone else, too, because such has their nature become. The demoralized person exists to project their demoralization onto other people and reproduce it. If there is any validity to the concept of "gay culture" it's in it's embrace of political demoralization tactics that just happen to also involve a sexual, biological, and spiritual component.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Most if not all the members of Rammstein are East Germans. They were raised on Soviet Propaganda and even though reunification was without a doubt the best fucking thing to happen for Germany they still have butthurt over America.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      They suffer the same quintessential boomer fallacy of thinking "values" matter and that by rejecting outsiders or some far-off enemy that they'll necessarily bond with whatever mix of "diverse" people they live amongst. This, as opposed to asking themselves what their actual ethnic/religious/racial/national identity is, looking at who in their lands is NOT that and also asking who overseas represents a diaspora of that. Obviously, you're a boomer, then you can't accept doing that because >muh parents and >muh WWII.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      but Richard, unironically, loves America

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      hahhahah these are the people europistanis look up to? no wonder you seethe about America daily

  22. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    RRRRREREISE, RRRREISE

  23. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to finally see them live in a few months

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking anyone will be alive in a few months

  24. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    America sucks , Europe sucks , everywhere and everything sucks .....ESPECIALLY MY STEPDAD JERRY , NO I DONT WANT TO PLAY CATCH

  25. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Reise, Reise>>Zeit>Sehnsucht=Herzeleid >Untitled>Rosenrot>LIFAD

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      ALLES ZECKEN DRECK

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